Last night on Real Housewives Of Orange County the ladies played Bravo’s most popular game: She/said-She/Said. The winner was Meghan Edmonds, who claimed the ‘Pot Stirrer Meet Kettle’ award. Because honestly, accusing someone else of being a pot stirrer in defense of Tamra Judge is absolutely ludicrous beyond belief!
As is always the case on vacations Tamra and Vicki Gunvalson can’t keep it in their pants… their bodily functions that is. After a night of binge drinking Tamra, Vicki, and Shannon Beador are in no condition to go on an underwater excursion. As Tamra termed it she can’t stop s#*!ing herself. Can we get Tamra and Vicki some sort of potty training refresher course? Meanwhile not even the nebulizer can clear out Shannon’s brain.
Heather Dubrow, wearing DENIM CUTOFFS (it was like an alien sighting — but she looked great), barges in to try to rally them, but even her assurances that she had Depends and wipes in her Birkin couldn’t get Vicki and Shannon to come along. Tamra dragged herself aboard the bus and worked diligently not to poop her 1992 Hair Band video vixen hot pink one-piece during the boat trip.
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange County are in Tahiti and Meghan is having meltdowns because she wishes she could just have her step kids all to herself. Tamra, who is in a custody battle with her ex-husband, took Meghan’s comments personally and explains in her blog why it upset her.
Beginning with the positive Tamra says Tahiti was her “favorite trip” with the ladies and gushes about the fabulously fun time she had taking shots with Vicki and Shannon. But it wasn’t all binge drinking and peeing in the pool (which Tamra doesn’t think she did), Meghan also sobbed over the fact that she has to share her stepchildren, and Tamra thinks Meghan needs to get a little perspective.
Since Kylie is finally legal, so too is her relationship with Tyga. To publicly show-off his love, Tyga gifted Kylie with a Mercedes G-Wagon. Well kinda. That car actually belonged to Tyga’s ex Blac Chyna (aka Kim’s former best friend).Dang – Kylie is a like a vacuum for Chyna’s sloppy seconds and sucking up all the crumbs she drops!
Apparently ‘Check My Charges’ Marlo Hampton now fits the Real Housewives Of Atlanta brand just like Sheree “She By SheBroke” Whitfield does! How the mighty have fallen. Despite promises of revamping Atlanta Housewives, Bravo decided, instead, to turn back time by returning BOTH Marlo and Sheree for season 8 – and they’re already fighting up a storm but not with each other… (Yet).
The new season of RHOA finally – officially – kicked off filming because NeNe Leakes‘ abrupt departure put the show in a tailspin. Reports from sources close to production say that Sheree has finalized her Bravo contract and is returning as a full time Housewife!
Luann de Lesseps is singing again – but this time it’s praises for her business challenged co-star Sonja Morgan! After Sonja finally pulled off the fete of getting her fashion show together, Luann has nothing but props for Lady Morgan.
“Was that Anna Wintour or Sonja Morgan behind the scenes at the Sonja Morgan New York show? She even had on the right glasses! Sonja tried to look cool, but I know inside she was a bundle of nerves,” describes Luann. “We were all pulling for her, and I was glad to see that she actually had clothing for her models.”
Ryan and Emilia got engaged in Times Square which Ryan shut down for the occasion. Since then it’s been full-speed ahead! The couple moved into their fully renovated NY apartment this February and have now shifted their focus to wedding planning. Oh, and Ryan is of course doing that whole real estate thingy too.
Since Emilia is Greek, naturally that’s where the couple will tie the knot. “Her whole family is in Athens. It’s going to be a destination wedding. I don’t know how many people will actually show up though,” Ryan told Details. He added that engaged life is quite similar to regular old couple life “except when she punches me in the face it leaves a diamond mark.”
Ryan and Emilia shared photos of their Greek vacation and wedding planning.
Tamra Judge is not ready to give up on rebuilding a relationship with her 16-year-old daughter Sydney – even if that means taking ex-husband Simon Barney back to court! This time Tamra is fighting to have Simon’s full custody of Sydney revoked claiming he is in contempt of court. I’d say he’s contemptuous alright!
The exes have been waging war against each other over custody after Simon filed court documents barring their three minor children from appearing on Real Housewives Of Orange County, plus accusing Tamra of abuse and neglect. Simon was seeking to revoke joint custody from Tamra. However, Simon was called out by a judge for exaggerating his claims, for which he had no proof, although the judge upheld the decision that the kids be kept off reality TV.
Always one to jump aboard the USS Celebrity Trainwreck, Dr. Drew commented on Kim’s latest shenanigan and described it as a desperate cry for help from the former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star. Luckily for Kim, Kathy tweeted in defense (does that hold up in a court of law) of her sister.
I was still puzzling over who ponied up Kim’s $5,000 bail – especially since she was said to be living inside the palatial walls of her luxury SUV – but I guess I have my answer, everyone’s favorite magician: Kathy!