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RHOA Recap - Duke'd

Here’s what I have to say about this season of Real Housewives Of Atlanta: I think I’m gonna like it here. This season things are progressing – storylines are moving. We are no longer subjected to the same tired fake feuds and the men are messier than the Housewives. Is that Bravo’s version of feminism? 

Last night we met Kim Fields, and I am so happy she did not appear during Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield arguing over who is the most broke. Let’s be honest: it’s a tie! Like, I wouldn’t bet a half-finished glass of Franzia on the these two getting their houses finished in a timely manner. They oughtta both get some luxury RVs and plop them on their respective properties. Or pool their resources to construct a Chatfaux SheMoore Messor. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 8

Tonight’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta introduces new Housewife Kim Fields. Kim is peachy-keen to bring something different to Atlanta, but promises she’s no replacement for NeNe Leakes! Thank Goodness. 

Kim has admitted that joining Real Housewives Of Atlanta was a culture shock, and with all the crazy unfolding this season she stepped in to steer these girls straight. 

“I don’t know that I wanted to be the mother bear,” Kim laughs. “I think that I’ve always been a nurturing kind of person. I’ll be prepared with snacks and a towel if we’re going to the lake. I think it’s more just from that prepared kind of thing, or you know, voice of reason sometimes.” 

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Kim Richards desperate to return to RHOBH

Kim Richards is allegedly pretty dang broke, so what’s she doing working for free!? Oh, just trying to work her way back into her job on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills that’s all… 

Reportedly Kim was not paid for the guest appearances she filmed for Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills this season!  According to sources, the only way producers would allow Kim to return was if she agreed to get paid in Monopoly Money. “Kim wasn’t paid a dime to return to RHOBH,” claims an insider. 

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Kail Lowry & Javi Marroquin

Like most married adults who may have hit a rough patch Kail Lowry and Javi Marroquin are working on their marriage privately and focusing on what’s important. Or are they?

Based on some shade-laden tweets that seemed passively-aggressively aimed at each other, the Teen Mom 2 couple is yet again the subject of divorce speculation. (They exceeded my bet of 2 years, so I’m out!). 

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Kyle Richards Shows Off New Dressing Room

Kyle Richards is back y’all! Splits Richards and The Hair Flips Of Doom is promising an exciting new season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, filled with lots of intrigue and changes! One such change being the outdated decor of Kyle’s Bel Air mansion, which just got a $1.5 million dollar facelift at the hands of Faye Resnick. Was that wise?

While showing off her re-done home, Kyle dished on the upcoming season and revealed that Yolanda Foster will be plagued by more than her ever-chronic Lyme Disease because several of the women started wondering about Yo’s “health journey”. You mean, the sick-selfies haven’t explained it? 

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RHOC Secrets Revealed Recap - What Did Vicki Know?

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County Secrets Revealed centered around their two favorite topics: Brooks Ayers and Butts! (Thankfully not together! Unless you’re counting discussion about what an ass Brooks is). 

Before we get to the assery of Brooks (and later Terry) we must first confront the assery of David. Did you know – he had an affair! During the last reunion Shannon Beador pretended her marriage was amazing and wonderful and more perfect than ever. Except, haha –  3 weeks prior she had learned David was cheating, then he left her, then he came home with his dick tail between his legs, and then he whisked her away on a 17-day romantic vacation. So she wasn’t lying! Sadly when the cameras started rolling again, “reality” set-in. 

Really – honestly – I don’t care what’s happening with Shannon, her vagina, her affair, her husband, her colon, her rectum, because her voice is sounding more like my 90-year-old great aunt’s by the day and that’s scary. 

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Kim Zolciak Wedding

When I want to announce how much I love and adore my husband I always do so by posting a photo dry-humping him while wearing a string bikini. Doesn’t everyone? Or just me and Kim Zolciak?

After 4 years of wedded bliss and more babies than I care to count, Kim and Kroy Biermann are celebrating their anniversary. And since Kim is also selling $175 tickers to her Ask, Believe, And Receive speaking tour, she’s taking to instagram to praise the heavens for sending her Kroy, whom she so fervently asked Big Poppa for using her Ask, Believe, and Receive mentality. 

Kim and Kroy are celebrating this momentous anniversary occasion with a vacation in Mexico. 

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Vicki has no defenses

Vicki Gunvalson has been shockingly silent ever since Brooks Ayers was caught Google Image-lifting a chemo bill he purported to be from City Of Hope. But after City of Hope released a statement denying they treated Brooks, Vicki is finally commenting! 

Today Brooks admitted to releasing fake chemo documents and swore Vicki had no knowledge of his actions.  

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