Let's discuss Vanderpump Rules, shall we. Or should I say The Stassi Schroeder Is Mean hour? Oh Stassi – she's such an angry little thing, isn't she. Vanderpump Rules is the tale of two delusional girls and their aspirations being far bigger than their aptitude. First up is Staaaaaasi, or queen of the blue micro minis.
Everyone's favorite descendent of a Swedish princess moved out to LA with the promise of stardom in her eyes. I mean after all , Stassi is like a 20th removed royal so naturally that should mean she'd arrive in Hollywood, announce: "Here I am!" and she'd be shoving Angelina Jolie off her pedestal, right? Unfortunately things didn't' work out that way.
Someone ought to tell Staaaaaaaaaasi that Swedish princess don't sling drinks – and they probably wear bras to work. I could be wrong as I'm only descendent of Scottish princesses and we always wear undergarments.
Tonight fans of Lisa Vanderpump get a double dose! The saucy British queen's spinoff Vanderpump Rules premieres tonight. Who is excited besides me? Or maybe just me, but who cares!! I'm like a Bierberette when it comes to Ms. Vanderpump; meaning I'm sort of overzealously in love with her to the point of ridiculous. Anyway…
In preparation for tonight's big show, Stassi Schroeder is dishing on what viewers can expect and why there is so much drama at Sur!
"Working [at Sur] is so different," Stassi tells The Hollywood Reporter. "Everyone wants to be actors, writers, models and singers." And apparently they also want to be dating and hooking up with each other. In the beginning of the seasons all of the major cast members (save for Lisa, of course) are in relationships with each other, but unfortunately it looks like the reality TV curse is applied and those relationships don't last!
As for her spinoff, Lisa says hard work and dedication are what made Bravo deem her worthy. It had absolutely nothing to do with fan love? “They wouldn’t have given me a spin-off that just shows me sitting on my fat butt at home,” Lisa says.
We get our first look at the new show in this highlight reel released by Bravo and now I see why Lisa was able to remain on season 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills AND tape a spinoff show – because (from the glimpse in the video) she won't be the main focus on Vanderpump Rules! After watching the trailer, it seems as if it will be more about the drama in the lives of her employees at Sur. I have to admit that I have the sads after watching and seeing that Lisa's fabulosity won't be the central focus.
Take a look and tell us what you think. Will you tune in for "employees gone wild"?
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