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After a mediocre first week of Dance Moms, Abby Lee Miller is trying to keep her crazy in check, but she’s really just in major denial.

After lectures on punctuality and dedication, Abby is running late. She needs her make-up artist to make sure her eyebrows look better. Jill recognizes this behavior as Abby being on the verge of a breakdown. When the ALDC convenes for the pyramid, Maddie and Kalani are on the bottom due to their absences. MacKenzie and Kendall round out the bottom row. Nia is in the third spot for managing JoJo’s hamster ball, and JoJo places second for actually dancing in the ball. Brynn is in the top spot for winning her solo. Abby grants her solos to Kendall, MacKenzie and Nia, snarking that their mothers think they are good replacements for Maddie. Melissa sticks up for MacKenzie at every turn (for the first time), and Abby doesn’t appreciate her new stance. In a twist, Abby makes the announcement that she’s going to start training a mini team of young girls who she hopes will redeem her name with her sub-par competition team. The mothers are less than thrilled with this news. 

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Lisa Vanderpump and Hoda Kotb

Lisa Vanderpump and Hoda Kotb are Andy Cohen‘s guests on Watch What Happens Live tonight.

Andy brings up the ignorant comment David Foster made to Lisa following Yolanda Foster‘s explant surgery: “Ken has better tits than her now… bigger.” Lisa defends David, saying, “I think David tries to make light of everything and he was just kind of throwing some levity into what has been a pretty depressing situation.”

On whether or not David and Yolanda‘s split took her by surprise, Lisa says, “I didn’t see it coming. Not at all. I was absolutely blindsided by that. There was a lot of ‘my love’ and I know it’s been challenging for sure but I’m really sad to see it because I love them together as a couple.”

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Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills will continue to be bitchy in the Hamptons

Lisa Vanderpump is feeling grouchy after the ladies ditched her at a dubious hotel in order to stay in a fabulous house. She takes out her frustrations over dinner when she rudely grills Eileen Davidson about how she met her husband and continuously uses the word “affair”. 

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The newest Brown family addition is here.  Sister Wives stars Kody Brown and his wife Robyn welcomed their daughter, not yet named, late Sunday night. 

Robyn delivered her 9 lb. baby girl via homebirth, with Kody, their midwife and Robyn’s parents on hand.  “We are happy and blessed to welcome the newest addition to the Brown family!” 

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Is it just me, or is Kristen Doute actually sounding more and more…sane lately? Maybe it’s the therapy. Maybe it’s the blessed lack of James Kennedy in her life. But whatever it is, Kristen seems to be making sense these days when it comes to her take on the cast of Vanderpump Rules, and where she hopes to fit within it.

In her blog this week, Kristen reacts to Jax including James on the Hawaii trip after he’d initially banned him from going. “I’ve seen a lot of growth in Jax lately and I attribute a lot of that to him dating Brittany [Cartwright]. Whether or not I could go to Hawaii, I know Jax didn’t want James on his birthday trip. Jax should have been allowed a veto if [Tom] Sandoval was, but Jax also knew throwing a fit about it wasn’t going to get him anywhere. It’s not that he gave in, he just knew it wasn’t worth being an issue and letting it bother him.”

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The strange, deranged saga of Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers continues to get weirder by the second. Before Brooks was lying about having cancer on Real Housewives Of Orange County he was helping Vicki start a company called Vicki’s Vodka, which was launched with Robert Williamson III.

And for Vicki’s troubles she may be getting $132,000 out of the deal – a settlement that was initially awarded to Brooks! That may be the only good thing that ever came out of dating Brooks

Vicki’s Vodka was started as a partnership, but quickly dissolved into a never-ending game of who’s suing whom between Vicki, Robert, and Brooks. Was there ever any actual vodka? One such claim, filed by Robert, accused Brooks of hiring a hit man to whack him. Brooks managed to score a minor victory when a Nevada judge determined there was no evidence, and dismissed Robert’s case

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Ariana Madix

Last night on Vanderpump Rules there were boobs, butts, and bad friends galore. You know, the usual! 

It’s official I cannot stand Scheana Marie! Her ‘Nu-Stassi‘ routine is pathetic; she’s a totally disloyal, whiny, shit-stirring, biatch who needs to stop taking makeup tips from My Little Pony. Lord with those false eyelashes – you could practically fly with those things! In fact maybe that’s an idea – fly, fly away, Scheana. Take Kristen Doute with you. 

Tom 2 and Katie Maloney are celebrating their engagement, which included burned taquitos sexytimes. Stassi Schroeder sent Katie a phony text congratulating her and whining that she wasn’t a part of it. Poor Stassi – she ditched all her friends but now is sad they don’t like her anymore. Poor Little Bitch Girl Problems!  

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