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Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey newbie Amber Marchese got a baptism by garbage fire. And her husband Jim Marchese tried to act all big, important, and like principled and ish – not on my Jersey! 

Melissa Gorga, behind-the-scenes s#*!-stirrer and perpetual wannabe victim, tackled the double-trouble twins with some gossip and found that Teresa Giudice isn’t the only person who flips-the-f-out! 

Before all that, Joe and Melissa embark upon a new career – one they’re suited for! Joe bought a big ol’ garbage truck and announced they’re in the garbage business. At first I thought he meant they ARE the garbage business, which of course, but they are for real compacting garbage. This type of garbage is a truck specifically designed to incinerate important papers. And if Juicy or Chris Laurita‘s “paperwork” are any indication – I say that truck is going to be doing a lot of business! Also now they can finally “smoosh” all evidence of Melissa’s past – like the Lookers! paychecks!



On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, things begin with Kris Jenner and Leah Jenner taking a random midnight dip in the ocean. Kris decides to not let Kendall and Kylie’s hatred of her bother her. Apparently, at any given time, at least one of her kids can’t stand her, so basically it’s same old same old to Kris. #DysfunctionAtItsFinest

Kim Kardashian has decided not to let her embarrassing run in with Brody Jenner stop her from her selfie project. That’s too bad. Today Kim has graduated from standard ‘selfies’ and is now taking a$$ selfies. You read that right. Did one of her employees just rub her butt with oil and then apply sand. Seriously. Was this written in to their Kartrashian Kontract? Must be willing to apply baby oil and other lotions (amongst other elements) to Kimberley’s derriere. Quick question; how many employees does it take to apply oil and sand to Kim’s ass? If you answered 3 you were correct.

scheana marie and fiance mike shay black/white dress

Scheana Marie Jancan is officially Mrs. Mike Shay! I guess she’ll no longer be known as Eddie Cibrian‘s floozy?!

Mike announced the news when he wrote on Twitter, “So excited to marry my best friend tmrw! I love you sooo much sweetheart!”

Of course, the wedding will likely be the season finale for Vanderpump Rules, which is filming its third season now. Tons of Scheana’s co-stars were there according to twitter and instagram. 


sister wives tamron and kids

How are we already at the end of the Sister Wives’ season? It’s reunion time, and Tamron Hall is hosting Kody Brown, his hair, and his four wives, and she is such a class act. Right off the bat, she revisits Meri’s decision to get a wet bar go back to college and Kody’s stick straight locks in the scene. Geez, it’s horrible. Kody is supportive of his first wife’s plan, but Robyn is just a ball of fun when she learns the news. The sighing and the jaw clenching is intense. Meri is tearing up just watching the playback of the situation. Robyn tries to clarify that she didn’t feel betrayed, but she did feel ditched. She doesn’t want Meri to find better friends outside of the family…um, these women aren’t friends. Christine thinks that Meri heading back to school is the best thing for Meri. Since Mariah left, Christine feels that Meri has disengaged, and fulfilling herself through college will be just what she needs to find happiness.

Next we go back to the time that Kody pounded on his chest and talked about hormone swapping through make-out sessions with Mykelti and her now former boyfriend. Kody is so proud of his little speech, and Robyn once again reminds us that pre-marital sex is bad, bad, bad. Christine loves that Kody makes kissing sound gross to potential suitors. Tamron looks perplexed by the entire conversation, and I can’t say I blame her. The topic segues to the importance of My Sister Wives’ Closet. Finally, Janelle speaks, and she looks amazing. Tamron chides Kody about his temper tantrum in the counseling appointment where he said he never got to be the leader of the family. He is constantly asking for permission from his wives and seeking a consensus. Robyn praises Kody for being a great leader. I wonder if she ever gets tired of constantly stroking his ego…



The Real Housewives of New Jersey newbies (and twins) Nicole Napolitano and Teresa Aprea stopped by Watch What Happens Live’s clubhouse tonight.  The sisters dished on the drama that went down with Amber Marchese on tonight’s episode and explain why they immediately believed Melissa Gorga. 

Andy starts off by showing the scene from the episode where Amber is talking ish with Melissa, claiming that she heard Nicole broke up someone’s marriage.  Nicole says, “Amber just likes attention and if she’s gonna get it by making up lies and stories, so be it.”

On stopping by Amber’s house and not going in to clear up the gossip, Teresa says “We were going to confront Amber but out of the decency for her children we did not confront her that night and ring her doorbell because the children were there.”  Nicole says there was no stalking going on.  they pulled up and saw the kids were still up and they pulled away.

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Danielle Staub‘s bankruptcy is officially over! After she bought a new Mercedes of course. 

Unfortunately instead of paying back her creditors, the court allowed the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star to excuse $200,000 in debts. And lucky Danielle screwed her former sex tape again in the process! 

Stephen Zalewski, who starred in Danielle’s tape (along with a bagel), sued her for $100,000 for defamation after she accused him of leaking the tape on purpose – and Stephen won! Well the courts allowed Danielle to discharge that debt. Which means Stephen lost twice: once when he schtupped Danielle and again when he didn’t get his money from her! 


As always, it has been a busy week for reality TV news, filled with ups, downs, and crazy drama.  The Real Housewives of New York’s latest season came to a close (but we have three reunion episodes to look forward to), as did the latest seasons of Sister WivesLadies of London and Little Women: LA, while the former cast members of Real Housewives of Miami hit up the festivities at Swim Week, where Adriana de Moura showed off her banging’ bikini body
To see what you missed this week, check out the best in this week’s photos, news, and reality show recaps below! 
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Heather Dubrow bangs

Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week! Enjoy!

Above: Real Housewives of Orange County star Heather Dubrow shared, “Mean faces to haters of bangs! They are not #BOTCHED!!! Terry thinks I look like Agent 99! #GETSMART”

Below you’ll find photos from Kenya Moore, Yandy Smith, Yolanda Foster, Rasheeda Frost, Joanna Krupa, Mayte Garcia, Joyce Giraud, and more.


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