It’s Reality Tea After Dark, y’all. If you’re easily offended, cover your eyes, clutch your pearls and run away fast. We have some potentially traumatizing Farrah Abraham news for ya. The former Teen Mom star is really embracing her sex tape status these days – from her stripper gigs to sex toys. Speaking of sex toys, Farrah is expanding that particular area of her brand. She’s now officially a blowup doll. Yes, seriously. Sophia is going to be so proud some day (when she actually sees her mom).
Farrah Tweeted, “World Meet Officially #BlowUpDollFarrah #AVN2015 real deal feel! I’m so proud Taking over #AVNFanAwards2015.” And she included some pictures of her doll. Yes, really. It’s your lucky night!
We wonder if she’ll be selling these at the strip club only? or will they also be available at the froyo shop, or maybe at her restaurant she plans to open? See the blowup doll below.
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Maci Bookout and her six-year-old son Bentley experienced a horrifying ordeal this weekend! The Teen Mom star revealed on instagram that she was in a terrifying car accident which resulted in her Jeep rolling 3 times.
The latest season of 16 and Pregnant introduced a whole new host of baby daddy drama and questionable parenting from teen moms. Since MTV claims their show is actually doing wonders to lower the teen pregnancy rate, they network seems reduced to casting crazier and crazier teen moms, each one with a nuttier situation than the last! That trend will continue, sadly.
OK, not fair, I’ll walk the jokes to the backdoor, as this obviously wasn’t the look the Teen Momstar was going for when she went in for a lip tune up. Unless, of course, Farrah plans to fall victim to a fully produced porn film again soon. (oh well the jokes are back) We can never really be sure with Farrah.
Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are now parents to a beautiful little girl! The former and present Teen Mom couple welcomed both their second daughter and 2015 into the world on the same day!
“IT’S HAPPENING! Here we go, doing this all over again. This is surreal, I’m freakin out a little lol but can’t wait to meet my little angel!” Tyler gushed on Instagram as Catelynn went into labor. “Thinking a lot about Carly right now. It’s bringing me back. Even though I know this time I will actually be taking her home. I love my girls! #CantWait #Nervous #Excited #Scared #Happy”
Teen Mom star Maci Bookout and boyfriend Taylor McKinney are expecting their first child together. The pregnancy and birth of Maci’s first child, Bentley, was filmed for 16 & Pregnant. And then Maci continued to share her story on Teen Mom. Bentley is six years old now and as adorable as ever.
Speaking to In Touch, Maci said this pregnancy came as a HUGE shock. Huh. I’d be more shocked if she said she finished her classes at Chattanooga State Community College or paid her debt to the IRS, but I digress. Maci explained that she suffers from polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), adding, “I didn’t think that another pregnancy was possible.” Oops. Maci is due in June.
These days, the Teen Mom 2 star’s social media accounts are packed full of pictures of fun times with her family. I certainly don’t think her life is drama free – because, Jenelle – but these pics are a far cry from the looking like homeless people living in our car selfies Jenelle used to post when she was with Useless Thing 1, Kieffer Delp, and Useless Thing 2, Courtland Rogers. See pictures of Jenelle, Barbara Evans, Jace, Nathan Griffith, Kaiser, and Nathan’s little girl Emery celebrating Christmas below.
You know, I used to think couples who swam in power plant pollution infested waters together stayed together, but now I’m not so sure. I mean, look at what has become of Leah Calvert and Jeremy Calvert. First, Leah‘s hookup with Robbie Kidd was caught on a deer cam. Then, Jeremy‘s wife, that would be Leah in case you don’t have your Teen Mom 2 flowchart handy, and Jeremy’s new Leah, that would be Brittany Musick, compared pictures of Jeremy’s peen.
And, um, we have a match!
Leah first reached out to Brittany on Twitter. Needless to say, that exchange didn’t go well. Brittany called Leah a home wrecker and defended her decision to get to know Jeremy after he pursued her on Facebook. “I just heard about their divorce and he confirmed it,” she said. “So why not talk to him and chill? You’re never promised tomorrow.” At some point, however, Leah and Brittany exchanged texts. As well as a pic of Little Jeremy. Is nothing sacred anymore?