There’s lots going on in the Krazy Kardashian universe this weekend. On Thursday Bruce Jenner‘s son Brandon got married in Hawaii and while Kendall, Kylie, Brody, and Kris Jenner all flew out for the party, none of the Kardashian side of the family bothered to show up. Kendall and Kylie served as bridesmaids!

Instead they sent out their congrats the modern way…via social media. Khloe posted the following well-wishes to her blog Thursday morning: “I just wanted to send a HUGE congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his fiancé/soon-to-be wife Leah. Wishing you both all the happiness in the world!” Kim and Kourtney posted similar messages to their Twitter and blogs.


Apparently, the girls had a meeting with Sears that day that they couldn’t miss. A source tells Radar Online that there’s “no animosity” but “just aren’t super close to the Jenner boys.” I hope they sent at least a gift off the registry! A photo of Brandon’s wedding is below!

They may have attended the meeting because the Kardashian assets may be in some jeopardy due to the upcoming legal shitshow that is Kim‘s divorce. Could she have anticipated that her quickie marriage would have devolved into this? Maybe she thought Kris Humphries would have quickly settled.

That’s not the case and Kim will be deposed at the end of the month. The New York Post reports that she’ll be questioned on her relationship with Kanye West (even the lawyers want to know WTF is going on) and a “$325K Ferrari” given to Kim as a wedding gift by a “Malaysian businessman” that she ended up keeping.

Kim is not happy she is not getting her way and actually has to like, go through with all this legal stuff and a source says that Kris Humphries is just hoping that the whole thing will be public:

“Kim is just livid that she has to be deposed. She has tried to get out of it, but there is no way she can. Kris is ready for his deposition to be taken and just wants the truth to get out about what really happened when they were dating and after the wedding.”

A Kardashian husband that looks like he’s just given in and is happy to be along for the ride is Lamar Odom, who told a TMZ reporter last week that while Kris Jenner is not his manager per se, she is managing his reality tv affairs. “Those are two separate entities — the basketball player and the guy that’s on reality TV … She handles the reality star.”

Honestly, I would marry a Kardashian, any of them at this point, if it meant they would pay off my student loan debt. Kim, I’ll gladly marry you and divorce you in a matter of days, no questions asked! My contact information can be found on this website.

Kim seems to be moving along as usual, just making more and more money for no reason, and posing for Esquire. She posted the below sneak preview for a shoot for Esquire. Nice monokini, Kim! A photo of Kim is below!


Kim posing for Esquire. Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian’s Twitter

Brandon Jenner’s wedding party! [Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian’s Insta.gram]

Also, just in case you haven’t had your fill of the K-fam; here’s a rousing family video of them dancing in bikini’s to Biggie’s Hypnotize Me. Klassy!