It seems like only yesterday that that the newly revamped Real Housewives of New York started. And now tonight is the season finale. Reflecting back on the season, I have to admit – I've really enjoyed it. Perhaps I am cross-referencing it to Jersey, but overall I like the new ladies and well, it's been nice to see less vitriol and more class. Well, at least a little teeny, wee bit more class.
In honor of tonight's final episode here's a list of the most memorable moments from this season!
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Real Housewives of New York airs tonight on Bravo at 9/8c. Reality Tea will be live-tweeting some of our last Pinot Singer moments from this season of over-the-top crazy and for that we be sads. Please join us, pinot in tow. And for tonight's tea-tini we're celebrating with some pinot on the rocks, just how Ramona likes it!
And to remind you of just how nutty Pinot is, she appeared on Anderson Live today where she insisted drinking all day was completely fine and blamed LuAnn de Lesseps and Aviva Dresche r for driving her to alcohol. "I need wine to relax me around those women," she explained. Maybe she really wants to win the next wine games? Oh, Ramona… how does she do it?
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Most Memorable Moments of Real Housewives of New York Season 5
Too Much Talk
You Talk Too Much!
On the very first episode of the season Ramona invited Heather to her house for a cocktail party and told her she talked too much. That started an almost season long bickering fest. And Heather retaliated by not inviting Ramona, the liability, to London!
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Park Benched:
Apparently Ramona was spying on LuAnn's family and accusing LuAnn of being a bad parent. And she called LuAnn to threaten her over it. That led to a LuMona show-down in Central Park where both ladies agreed to disagreed.
London
Look Who's In London; Look Who's Not!
The ladies, sans the uninvited Ramona, made it to London where Carole had her only scuffle of the season. She'd had it with LuAnn's incessant one-upping and resorted to passive-aggresive sarcasm to prove that princess trumps countess FOR-EV.ER. Oh, and NY Times bestseller optioned for a TV show trumps Classless With The Countess, any day! And wait til they discuss "friend jumping"!
Aviva Anniversary
Quici-d: Aviva's Anniversary party, planned by Sonja, was anything but a reflection of love when Cara Quici took the stage to gyrate and booty pop like a Britney Spears-before-the-breakdown-wannabe. Even worse, Heather and Ramona had yet another showdown over who is rude and why, which resulted in an annoyed Heather trailing Ramona across the party to demand a talk. Ramona just kept going from wine glass to wine glass.
Wine Games
Incessant Wine-ing:
LuAnn and Jacques thought it would be fun to host a wine olympics and have Ramona blind taste-test her own wine. Was it done in fun or to ruin Ramona's business? The drama over motive was to come for weeks after!
Ramona Face Yoga
Eau de Ramona: Aviva gets her first whiff of La Pinot when she invites her to Miami and Ramona demands she stop swimming and is in general rude at Carole's friend's Miami penthouse.
George
Dirty Old Dad: Aviva's father George is introduced to Sonja. And his friskiness goes too far. I mean it went into the illegal category!
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Toaster Smothered:
Heather thought she was doing Sonja a favor by helping her build her brand, meanwhile Sonja thought that as a maybe, possible, sort of paying client she deserved her way. The results? Lukewarm and missing a crumbtray.
Fizzled and Popped
Drop Dread:
At a so-called upscale party, Ramona causes a scene over Heather talking about her! Apparently wine games is still a sensitive subject no matter how many times LuAnn faux apologizes.
Brunch Ramona Sonja Aviva
Ladies Who Lipo: When Ramonja missed Aviva's charity event with what she deemed too lame an excuse she let them have it over brunch! Checks or no checks, Sonja's dog's medical issues were not as important as the children. who. are. missing. limbs!
St Barths Pirate
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LuAnn met a captain Jack who was not named Jacques and may or may not have brought him back to the vila and gotten a little side-action. The Italians were presumably no where to be found!
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Pirate Booty 2:
The next night Sonja got some pirate booty of her own. Booty being the operative word!
Aviva Rampage
Bulls On Parade: After facing her fear of tiny planes, Aviva arrived in St. Barths to people having fun. Which just wasn't special enough for her. Where was her mother effing parade? And what about St. Reid's? She unleashed on Ramonja over their antics, informing them that not only were they the tits as a welcoming committee but they were also complete "WHITE TRASH!" And Aviva learned that at Vassar...
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It's All About Me-Viva: After returning to NYC, Meviva just couldn't let go of St. Barths. After staging a faux-apology to Sonja, which wasn't accepted, Aviva placed all her blame on Ramona! Ramona over tea and tyranny told Aviva she not only drives her crazy, she drives her diarrhea!
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Penthouse Reject: Following her blow-up with Aviva over tea, Pinot hosted a charity fashion show to expose the evils of friend abuse! And who should show up to donate his advice about apologizing? Georgie boy. And Ramona just wasn't having it. She had security show him the door and Carole showed him she wasn't interested in a date.