Real Housewives of New York Season 11 will be here before you know it! Tbe trailer dropped! Now, the new taglines are here! All we need are some fresh episodes and shady interview quotes to bring it all together.
As the fans know, all taglines are not equal. For every iconic one, there are about a dozen duds among all of the different shows. So how did the New York ladies do this time around? Let’s assess.
During Season 10, Tinsleyplanned the vacation from hell when she brought the ladies to Cartagena, Colombia. The group endured a nightmare boat ride, squabbling at nearly every meal, and some unpleasant stomach issues. In my opinion, Tinsley shouldn’t be allowed to ever plan a RHONY trip again.
There’s nothing like some mother/child time, right? Kelly Dodd took her daughter Jolie to Phoenix via private jet. How Lala Kentof her! Teen Mom star Jenelle Evanstook the low key route. She just posted a selfie with her baby girl.
Kristin Cavallarishared photos with her children taking care of a baby bird. Shamari DeVoeshared a throwback photo breastfeeding her twin boys. This is probably going to get some attention, because… well, it’s 2019. People are just looking for reasons to be offended these days.
Of course, Bethenny was joking that the ladies were “wanting to poison” her. Perhaps that “joke” was only directed at frenemy Carole Radziwell. But now, Bethenny’s allergy is no laughing matter. I wonder if her health struggles will be part of RHONYSeason 11, which is set to debut on March 6?
Then, there were some sweet son photos as well. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe hit the beach with his sons Samuel and Isaiah in Hawaii. Also, Dallas Housewife Stephanie Hollman shared a photo with her. Scott Disick posted a photo cuddling with his youngest son Reign.
In other reality star updates, braces are all the rage these days. Kelly Dodd and her ex Michael Dodd took their daughter Jolie to get braces. Yes, they even marked the occasion with a family photo. Which, is actually pretty sweet. 90 Day Fiance alum Anfisa Nava showed off her new braces.
It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.
Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beadorfollowed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.
Is there anything that Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan cannot do? She is a connoisseur of all things toaster oven, a “caburlesque” performer, life advisor for many, many interns, and a clothing designer with her own line. And now, she can add improv comic to her long, and varied, resume.
It is no secret to RHONY fans that Sonja loves to perform–whether it is a caburlesque performance (which is a bawdy blend of burlesque and cabaret), guest staring and having a wardrobe malfunction at Luann de Lesseps’ cabaret show “The Countess and Friends,” and now getting big laughs onstage. And that doesn’t include all her drunken nakedness on cast trips!