marriage baby, then comes baby engagements, then comes college rehab, then comes messy breakups, then comes "just friends" diamond rings. Jenelle Evans! What are we going to do with you?
Jenelle's whirlwind romance with Courtland Rogers began around October 6. Jenelle made it Twitter official, when she tweeted @Courtland, "You will always be my boo!" The love birds moved in together after only two weeks, but they broke up before Jenelle finished unpacking her Uggs. Seconds later, Jenelle had a change of heart, remembering that Courtland is her boo!
Since then, Jenelle has been too busy promoting Teen Mom 2 and sharing kiss-y face and new house twitpics to create too much drama. UNTIL TODAY.
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Jenelle on Twitter: Courtland felt like spending money. LMAO. he is inside the store for 2 hours and comes out and BAM! HOLY SHIT!
Jenelle explains the rings on Facebook:
So Courtland goes inside Zales in the mall. I was in the food court eating. I was getting pissed and stressed he was meeting up with some other girl and come to find out we leave the mall and get in the car and he pulls out this!!! He stated "Diamonds lasts forever and go hard or go home." So now I have a white gold 1.5 karat diamond ring for simply being his girlfriend. I love u so f***ing much, u mean everything to me. ♥ I'm not even his fiancé, best gift EVER! Thanks gorgeous!!
OMG! I need some Teen Mom cuteness before my head explodes!
Jace and [Chelsea's] Aubree,
sitting in a tree, standing on a street, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, auditioning for Teen Mom 13… just kidding… aren't they adorable?!
Note to Jenelle: If you can't eat your lunch without worrying about your boyfriend cheating on you, you have no business wearing two diamond rings on your left ring finger. 😉 Also, said in my best Barbara voice, Juhhnellle! Ya and ya boyyyyfriend are high! High! High! Yer both high! Ya don’t need diamond rings, Juhhnelle, ya need jumpa cables for yer carrr.
TELL US – THOSE RINGS DON'T SCREAM "GO HARD OR GO HOME, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS" TO ME. DO YOU THINK THEY ARE ENGAGED?
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