This weekend the Teen Mom 2 star tied the knot to the delectable David in an MTV paid for affair intimate backyard ceremony, and her mom was noticeably absent. “It’s painful, very painful,” admits Barbara. “I would’ve loved to be there to see my grandchildren all dressed up and everything.”
This is Jenelle Evans‘ third? fourth? engagement but the Teen Mom 2 star is confident she’ll make it down the aisle to everlasting love with David Easonso long as the TV cameras are rolling forever and ever. Ain’t that sweet!
Jenelle believes the secret to making their relationship work is because she and Daviddo everything together. Except effective parenting. Like, he’s even helping her launch and produce her upcoming makeup line! Dishing out relationship advice, Jenelle opines: “You stay busy, and if you stay busy there’s nothing really to argue about.” Too bad we see you – we see you on the TV!
The Teen Mom 2 star is planning a fall wedding with a “backyard rustic theme,” for a “small, private” affair that’s both “sweet and Southern.” The couple got engaged in February after being together for a little over a year and having Ensley in January. Jenelle says wedding planning isn’t a stressor for them (is it ever for her?!) because she and Soul Mate Of The Month David “agree on a lot.” Meaning Jenelle does whatever David says!
So Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith seem to confuse twitter with PRIVACY. Or who knows maybe these two are trolling us with their constant online breakups, because it seems the Teen Mom 2 stars have called off their engagement – again!
Not that anyone is surprised, but the two aired all their dirty laundry on twitter, where cheating accusations and THOT-iness, were cited as reasons for the latest destruction of Jenelle and Nathan. Oh so sad, I was really hoping for a gorgeous and classy Teen Mom wedding. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to rely on Farrah for that!
So, settle in grab your coffee, this is gonna be a long one. What am I doing to myself first thing in the morning? I do love a good investigation!
So, what’s a reality TV famewhore to do when ending their engagement to another reality TV famewhore? Tweet it! Yesterday in a twitter rant of epic proportions Nathan Griffith called off his engagement (of less than a month) to Jenelle Evans!
Have no fear, however, because after erupting into a vitriolic twitter feud over what appeared to be Jenelle communicating with RECENT ex-husband Courtland Rogers, the Teen Mom 2 star and Nathan are back together. Because it’s not like Nathan is gonna give-up that MTV paycheck and get a real J-O-B!
Let’s break this down (I warn you now – get some wine.)
Of course everyone immediately suspected MTV either paid for the ring or Nathan used the Teen Mom 2 star’s MTV money to buy it because generally unemployed people with three children to marginally support cannot afford diamonds that cost upwards of $4,000! Especially when you add court and legal fees to the bills they have to pay.
Of course, unemployed people generally don’t go on luxury vacations to St. Thomas with a group of friends, either! The Jenelle insists that Nathan both bought the ring himself and also paid for Jenelle, and 2 of their close friends to be in St. Thomas for the totally unplanned and impromptu proposal!
With Thanksgiving just two days away, I must give thanks for the technology that allows me a live stream of Jenelle EvansandCourtland Rogers watching Teen Mom 2. Amazing, right? Before last night's UStream event, Jenelle tweeted, "Courtland gave me a HUGE surprise today. I'm so in love and you will see the surprise on UStream!!"
After listening to Jenelle and Courtland discuss last night's Teen Mom 2 for what felt like eons, Jenelle announced that she and Courtland are engaged! She added, “I’m not pregnant, but there is a reason behind why he got engaged to me. If you knew the reason, you would understand why we are taking this step. I hope you guys are happy for us.”
Last Wednesday, Jenelle sent out a twitpic that sparked engagement rumors. The backstory… Jenelle and Courtland went to the mall. While Jenelle ate her lunch and stressed that her missing-at-the-mall boyfriend was cheating on her, Courtland secretly bought several carats of diamonds. Needless to say, all cheating worries were forgotten when Courltand surprised Jenelle with the rings. Jenelle tweeted a picture of the rings, explaining that they were "just you're my girlfriend" rings. Less than a week later, there's a new ring and an official engagement.