Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian

Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean! Once again, the Kardashians claim something awful happened to them. Something that wasn’t caught on camera or leaked to the press as it happened. Call me crazy, but I don’t believe them.

In March, Khloe Kardashian reported $250,000 worth of jewelry missing from her Tarzana home and Kourtney Kardashian claimed $50,000 cash was stolen from her Calabasas home. Both thefts remain unsolved. Now Kourtney wants us to believe $4,000 was stolen from her Southampton home. What a shame nobody stole that jumpsuit before she could wear it in public. Oy.

Kim Zolciak, who has six kids, one hot husband, and a house full of wigs, has 59 security cameras in her home. But the Kardashians, who have hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cash and valuables lying around, have no reliable cameras in their homes? Yeah, OK.


Apparently, Scott Disick filed a police report on July 8, which claimed an “unknown person did unlawfully remove” $4,000 “from an attache case that was stored in a bedroom.” This case is unsolved as well. Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you? The Kardashians need some help from you now!

This is not the first time a media outlet just happened to come across a police report for something that happened to a Kardashian – or Scott – a month prior. In July, TMZ reported that alcohol poisoning sent Scott to the hospital in June. Do the Kardashians really expect us to believe something that big wasn’t leaked? That Kris Jenner didn’t hold a press conference at Scott’s bedside?

However, when a clown sprinkled confetti on Khloe and Kourtney, several photogs caught it on camera and the criminal charges that Khloe and Kourtney filed against the clown made headlines within seconds.

A dangerously drunk Scott went to the hospital, and it wasn’t leaked? A woman screamed racist obscenities at Kim Kardashian on a plane, and not a single person was able to corroborate her story? Scott and Kourtney filed a police report, claiming the most private room in their house was burglarized, and it went unnoticed? My opinion: I am not buying what the Kardashians are selling.


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