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Not to be outdone after little sisters Kylie & Kendall Jenner announced their new mobile app last week, Kim Kardashian is looking to boost her app sales with a new contest. The “Meet Kim” Sweepstakes was announced yesterday and Kim tweeted, “I’m so excited! You can now play the#KimKardashianGame for a chance to meet me in person!” 

While elsewhere in the world, Kanye West haters are signing petitions to shut down his concerts, Kim’s minions are still nibbling at the crumbs she tosses their way. In the “Meet Kim” Sweepstakes, *fans* (for lack of a better word) can enter to win a meet-n-greet with Kim in San Francisco by simply playing her mobile gaming app, KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD, and by  completing “as many eligible projects for a five (5) ‘star’ score (per project) as you can during the Entry Period.”

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 Having no idea what that actually means, I can only venture to guess that the poor saps of the world must play tirelessly through various levels Kim’s mobile game to get “5 star scores” before becoming eligible to enter the contest. But alas! These hardy souls shall be rewarded by meeting their heroine in person, whilst being slow-baby-talked to death by the (tragically) bleach blonde Mrs. Kanye West herself! (I assume Mr. Kanye will also be present to scowl and sneer at the winners from stage left?) 

KENDALL & KYLIE JENNER GET NEW MOBILE APP!

Hopefuls can also enter the contest by sending – I kid you not – up to 7,000 handwritten index cards into the sweepstakes administrator. I encourage you all to get right on that! 

Kim’s iPhone game is projected to earn $200 million yearly, and Kendall & Kylie’s app is projected to blast out of the atmosphere in sales too. One can’t help but notice how Kim’s sweepstakes ploy is timed just after Kendall & Kylie’s mobile app announcement last week, returning the focus to Kim’s app once again.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the hustlingest Kardashian hustler of them all?

TELL US: DO YOU THINK KIM’S CONTEST IS IN RESPONSE TO KYLIE & KENDALL’S NEW APP? WILL YOU BE PLAYING IN THE “MEET KIM” SWEEPSTAKES?   

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