The Real Housewives Of Miami Season 4 Taglines Are Here

The Real Housewives of Miami are officially back Dec 16, on Peacock, and E! News has released their taglines. Even better news, we won’t be teased with just a 60 minute premier Dec 16th, as it’s been announced 3 episodes will be released at that time. A solid dose of housewives in the familiar Miami heat: the perfect fix for any seasonal blues you may have been feeling.

The rebooted series will feature original stars Alexia Echevarria, Lisa Hochstein and Larsa Pippen as returning housewives. New Housewives include Guerdy Abraira, Dr. Nicole Martin and Julia Lemigova. Julia Lemigova, notably, will be the first openly gay housewife in a same sex relationship in Housewives history.

It will be interesting to see what changes the newcomers bring to the RHOM dynamic. We’re also being spoiled with the ‘friends of’ casting including returning cast members Adriana de Moura, Marysol Patton, and newbie Kiki Barth.

So let’s get to the goods and dissect these taglines. They start us off with a dose of nostalgia, serving the taglines of the Miami housewives we already know and love. Alexia Echevarria slays hers: “My life is like a movie, and the award for best drama goes to me.” It’s kind of expected, but so Alexia.

Alexia is followed by returning co-star Lisa Hochstein with “My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life.” This is a playful reference to her plastic surgeon husband Dr. Leonard Hochstein, or Lenny, as she called him on the show in seasons past.

 

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Ex wife to professional basketball player Scotty Pippen, Larsa Pippen delivers the line, “It’s my game now, and the fans are going wild.” We must admit, we really enjoy this one.

New housewife and event planner Geurdy Abraira says coyly, “Darling, I don’t just plan the party; I am the party.” This one is also good, but for some reason we hear Vanderpump Rules’ Katie Maloney saying ‘uninspired’ in our head…

Julia Lemigova, married to a professional tennis player, gives us the interesting tagline, “Life is like tennis. You could win at singles, but doubles is always more fun.” This is about my limit for sports references, but I recognize that’s a me problem.

The teaser concludes with Dr Nicole Martin who delivers a pretty clever line that we honestly can’t believe another doctor housewife hasn’t thought of yet: “I might be a doctor, but don’t test my patience.”

 

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Considering the caliber of these tag lines and the trailer footage we’ve seen so far, December 16th can’t come soon enough…

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