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On last week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, viewers finally got what they had been waiting for. Someone actually called out Katie Maloney on her mean girl behavior! It all started when Tom Sandoval had invited James Kennedy on the cast trip to Mexico. But, because Tom Schwartz is scared of his wife, Tom 1 then had to uninvite James.

Tired of Katie’s controlling behavior, Tom 1 confronted her in the back alley of SUR and called her a bully. Of course, Katie didn’t own up to it. She deflected and cried tears of guilt instead. Scheana Marie one of Katie’s former victims spoke out recently on her feelings regarding Katie’s behavior. 

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So much happened on last night’s Vanderpump Rules but the only things we really need to talk about are Brittany Cartwright being told by her doctor that she can’t drink on the cast trip to Mexico(!) and Lala Kent turning into James Kennedy by unleashing an unholy fury of meanness on James and Raquel Leviss (again), which finally had James seeing the light about the changes he needs to make in his own life.

I personally think all Brittany’s sudden health problems are a psychosomatic response to realizing she’s engaged to Jax Taylor!

Other things happened, though. Like I cannot look at Beau Clark without seeing a grubby, truck stop dirtbag. His pasty, grimy pits and flabby arms hanging out of that dirty tank top as he swung around a handle of tequila Stassi Schroeder was bedazzling for Scheana Marie as a peace offering was… well all the karma Stassi has ever deserved. Beau seems sweet and very nice, but he joins the unhygienic mass of menfolk on this show who look like walking staph infections and probably need their own file at the CDC.

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On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules things get super wild at SUR when Lala Kent takes out her grief and aggression on Raquel Leviss after Lala accuses Raquel of talking about her deceased father.

This comes after James Kennedy was cruelly uninvited from the cast trip to Mexico, which was supposed to be about Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz celebrating the opening of TomTom. Then while James is at SUR DJing Billie Lee‘s boozy brunch, he and Raquel have a run-in with Lala that goes all kinds of wrong. This has Tom 1 questioning why Lisa Vanderpump isn’t pulling out her pink slips to fire the future Mrs. Randall Emmett. 

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Unfortunately for Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules only films in the summer. This means that she never gets a birthday party episode, let alone a multiple-episode story arc. On the bright side, this means that she never gets filmed during a birthday meltdown.

Instead, the Vanderpump Rules fans only get to see the (filtered) photos that she wants us to see. This year, Kristen and a bunch of her costars celebrated her birthday in Nashville, Tennessee.

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This was a crazy episode of Vanderpump Rules with no winners or losers. OK, well, obviously Katie Maloney is a loser. The biggest loser, but still she’s allowed to dictate everyone else with her negativity and bullying. Even though it doesn’t appear that anyone likes her – even her own husband. I don’t know why, but Katie brings out the rage in me!

James Kennedy is a man of two strides forward (like a mini pony, not horse); two strides back into the time-out pen because he can’t play with the other horses without nipping their flanks and kicking up manure.

TomTom is about to open and Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz decide to celebrate by taking a pre-professional people vacation. And what a long strange trip it will turn out to be! As Lisa Vanderpump said, “Sometimes trial has error.”

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Tonight is the episode of Vanderpump Rules I have personally been waiting for ever since Stassi Schroeder started dating Patrick and Katie Maloney found Stassi’s rusty bitch crown in the dumpster behind SUR and tried to make fetch happen.

Katie is a poor imitation of Stassi in her prime, namely because Katie is mercilessly mean without provocation or wit, but tonight – TONIGHT! – our brave little warrior Tom Sandoval goes against the evil that is facing him and tells Katie exactly like it is!

James Kennedy

It’s hard to remember Vanderpump Rules before James Kennedy came on the scene. Over time, James became a DJ at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, SUR– bringing in huge crowds each week. However, since he made his first appearance on the show, James has made quite a name for himself – and not just because of his DJ’ing.

Throughout the seasons, James has had his share of issues with his fellow cast mates, like Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney. However, his issues with Jax Taylor seem to go a little deeper.  Maybe it’s because Jax sees himself in James or perhaps he’s simply jealous. We may never know why but it seems like these two won’t be singing “kumbaya” anytime soon.

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Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have a relationship as solid as Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. As soon as the Tom’s met, they became instant BFFs. They have been inseparable ever since. I’m pretty sure they’re the only duo on Vanderpump Rules, besides Lisa and Ken, to stay together for all seven seasons.

Well, this power couple is about to get tested. Tom 2’s roommate wife, Katie Maloney, recently got James Kennedy fired from SUR because he fat-shamed her. This did not sit well with some of the cast, namely Billie Lee. She has been very vocal about the matter. In next week’s episode, Tom 1 steps up to defend James and calls Katie a bully for her actions. Tom 2 is not going to be happy!