The Valley Season 3 midseason trailer teases several upcoming events. This season, the cast has already been to Santa Barbara and San Diego, but according to the trailer, they’re also going to Mexico. Viva la Mexico, where they witness baby sea turtles crawling out of the nest to the sea.
“This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!” exclaims Brittany Cartwright.
Meanwhile, Zack Wickham almost has a heart attack over the size of a jungle spider, and Danny Booko does a backflip off the top deck of a charter boat into the ocean.
Danny Booko’s drinking continues to annoy The Valley cast
Drink in hand, Danny once more gets in the party mood, shouting, “Let’s go!”
“It’s so f*cking annoying,” Lala Kent responds. “Do you like that?” she asks Jesse Lally, standing next to her.
“I’m not a ‘let’s go’ guy,” he says dryly.
Later, we see Tom Schwartz in white facepaint, a sheer top and a black leather choker. “If I were gay, would you… ?” he asks Zack.
“Yeah, absolutely,” Zack says. “In the clown makeup only,” to which Tom mutters, “Oh, my god!”
Then, as Danny once again has too much to drink, Janet Caperna unleashes on his wife Nia Booko. “Hey, this wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t do weird sh*t,” Janet yells. “And he’s still doing weird sh*t.”
To that, Nia claps her hands and yells, “Not that f*cking bullsh*t, Janet!”
And Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick are fighting again. Later, he tells Jesse, “If things do not improve, there’s not going to be a wedding.”
Than, as lightning streaks across the Mexican sky, Danny drunkenly slurs, “I’m gonna have a great time tonight.” Trying to cool his jets, Nia asks him to just “Stop!”
As things escalate, Lala tries again to confront Danny about his behavior, but Nia puts herself between her husband and Lala. “She blocked me as if she were a f*cking lineman in a prairie dress,” Lala tells Kristen.
Apparently, there’s some tension going involving Brittany. “Brittany is skirting by, talking sh*t about Nia,” Jesse tells Danny, while Brit defends herself, claiming, “I never do anything mean!”
“She gets away with f*cking everything,” Jesse adds. “I say f*ck that.”
The Valley airs Wednesday. at 8/7c on Bravo. It streams the next day on Peacock.
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