It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.
Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beadorfollowed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.
At this point, it feels like there are 9252526237 cast members on Vanderpump Rules. From the full-time cast members to the friends of the cast to temporary love interests, there are just a lot of people to keep track of.
One person who has been there for a lot of the Vanderpump Rules drama is Jesse Montana. A lot of people are probably saying “Who!?” He first appeared on Vanderpump Rules during Season 4. He has never been a full-time cast member, but he has some personal insight on some of the show’s most infamous moments.
The relationship dynamic between Lala Kent and James Kennedy is very complicated. They were best friends, they’ve hooked up, and now they’re enemies. Lala wants nothing to do with the self-proclaimed White Kanye these days.
After James criticized her relationship with Randall Emmett and made fun of his personal appearance, Lala said she was done with him. They argued “about pasta.” After that, they made up, but it was only temporary. James offended Lala for the last time when they were at Coachella. He told Randall, “We all know each other inside and out if you know what I mean.” Lala was actually done after that. So is there any hope for their friendship? It sure doesn’t seem like it.
Stassi Schroederhad it out for Kristen that season and for a significant time after that. Now, in Season 7, Stassi, Kristen, and most of their costars have come together against James. So what does Stassi think about Kristen’s past sins in comparison?
On last night’s Vanderpump Rules we learned that James Kennedy was a very busy boy at Coachella. He managed to ruin his friendship with Lala Kentand cheat on his girlfriend while she was passed out in the next room. Where have we heard that before!?
This is obviously going to be the season of James. So far, he’s the only thing anyone seems to be talking about. So he’s probably correct that everyone is obsessed with him. Congratulations on achieving your ultimate goal, White Kanye!
Only in the SURallel universe that is Vanderpump Rules would your ex-girlfriend, who you cheated on, be orchestrating your surprise engagement party with the girlfriend, now fiance, whom you also cheated on. But here we all are and Lisa Vanderpump is the guest of honor, instead of Britnax’d.
Lisa probably wandered into Jax Taylor‘s apartment and marveled that her own bathroom is bigger than the entire place. Then she decided the ring he gave Brittany Cartwrightis obviously cubic zirconium from the Alexis Couture Jesus Barbie Bling Collection sold by Gretchen Christine Bootay. Because no one would spend $70k on a ring while living in a place that has parquet floors. Quelle Whorreur!
The Vanderpump RulesSeason 7 premiere episode made one thing clear: James Kennedy is the odd man out. Sure, it was extremely rude of him to rap about Jax Taylor cheating on Brittany Cartwright right in front of her. Let’s just be honest though. The cast members will take any excuse to keep hating on the self-proclaimed White Kanye. If he didn’t do that, they would find something else to hate him for. Luckily for them, he gives them plenty of material to work with.
James’ ex-girlfriend Kristen Doute is leading the charge. She pulls a move that is very reminiscent of the Miami girl scenario, minus that whole flight from Florida to California thing.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Brandi Glanville sparked rumors that Orange County Housewife Kelly Dodd will join RHOBH with her Instagram caption? Can’t we just keep Kelly on RHOC and get a Brandi comeback in the 90210 instead?
Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghishared a solo shot rocking some lingerie. In contrast, her costar Mike Shouhed shared a selfie from the dentist’s chair. Hopefully, that does not become a trend.
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