Welcome to The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 13 recap. Last time, Lisa unfollowed Larsa’s ex-boyfriend, Marcus Jordan. After Kiki and Adriana were involved in a screaming match, Stephanie reevaluated her plans to fly the group to Marbella. Here’s what happened in RHOM Season 7 Episode 13: “Next Stop, Marbella.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 13?
The RHOM ladies head to Marbella, but Marysol and Alexia decide not to attend. Meanwhile, Lisa announced that she is officially a divorcee. And a beautiful celebration turns into a screaming match in the Plaza de España.
Marysol and Alexia won’t be flying with Stephanie in RHOM
Julia revealed that Marysol and Alexia were ditching the trip to Marbella. Marysol was concerned about being left in Marbella if Stephanie wouldn’t fly them home on her private jet. “The fact that Stephanie said that if there was fighting, she would just leave people behind is not exactly encouraging to hop on the plane,” Marysol said in her confessional.
So, Alexia texted Stephanie, telling her that they needed “a mental break.” In the lobby, Stephanie received the text and was shocked. “Honestly, I’m genuinely really hurt. We were in such a good place, and they have to come and do this to me?” Stephanie asked in her confessional.
In the car, Stephanie asked Julia what happened. So, Julia explained that Marysol and Alexia were worried about what would happen if someone “misbehaves.” Julia added, “Stephanie, we love you, but sometimes you’re delivery is very bossy.” Stephanie fired back, “You obviously don’t think I’m that bossy if you’re about to get on my plane to go.” Welp…
Then Larsa pointed out that a teary-eyed Stephanie can’t win. “It’s costing her $40,000 to go 20 minutes,” Larsa said. Finally, the group took off their shoes, boarded the plane, and turned on the music and the lights. They danced and had a blast. For a while.
“You love Julia so much, but you missed Julia’s event of her picking the godfather of her … because I said that you needed to throw the toilet paper in the garbage can, take your shoes off, and try to not scrape my seats,” Stephanie said of Marysol and Alexia. “They cared more about making me look bad than being here, and whoever doesn’t agree, you’re not okay.”
Marbella was magical in The Real Housewives of Miami
Villa Moana was stunning. “Now this, my friends, is some White Lotus sh*t, and I approve this message,” Guerdy noted. Agreed!
Derek, Julia’s friend, warmly welcomed the RHOM ladies. Unfortunately, Jeffrey was away. Derek has been supportive of what Julia has been experiencing with her daughters. They are still upset about not having enough time to adjust to the adoption. For now, Julia is giving her daughters time and space.
When Derek asked if anything exciting was going on, Lisa said that she had an announcement. And it was a long time coming. “Yesterday, I am officially divorced,” she stated. Everyone stood up and cheered, except for Larsa. “Congrats to what? Lawsuits?” Larsa muttered.
At a sumptuous lunch with lobster, oysters, and other seafood, Lisa tried to make a toast. She wanted to pour a drink out for Alexia and Marysol, but was shut down. Finally, Julia asked Derek if he and Jeffrey would be the godparents of her and Martina Navratilova’s sons, Luca and Jaxon. He happily agreed.
For Adriana, it was disappointing that she wasn’t asked to be the godmother. Meanwhile, she told Lisa how she couldn’t sleep because she couldn’t understand why what she said to Kiki “was so bad.” While Adriana claimed that she called Kiki “wretched,” it sounded like she said, “ratchet.” So, this mess was a simple miscommunication?
Meanwhile, in Seville, Alexia and Marysol enjoyed a quiet day. “If I have to hear about that airplane one more f*cking time,” Marysol said. “I feel like she has this boss attitude,” Alexia chimed in.
Earlier, Marysol FaceTimed with Sir Richard Branson. It turns out that Marysol wanted to invite the ladies to a surprise courtesy of Sir Richard. And his plane has no rules!
A birthday surprise goes horribly wrong
The next morning, in Seville, the Flamenco dresses arrived. For Stephanie’s birthday, all the ladies were going in horse-drawn carriages to the historic Plaza de España. The ladies dressed to impress and loved the carriage ride. There was a group of Flamenco dancers in the square serenading Stephanie for her birthday, and she started to cry.
“This is so sweet and so nice,” Stephanie said. But she was still confused by Alexia and Marysol’s behavior. Then the Miami ladies joined in the dancing.
As they explored the Plaza, Stephanie asked to speak with Alexia. She wanted to know what happened yesterday, but Alexia believed that Marysol should be there for the conversation. “I feel like it was more Marysol,” Alexia said. “And I needed a day for myself to be with Marysol, and that’s what we decided to do.”
Stephanie explained that she took offense at the notion that Marysol and Alexia thought that she might leave them in Marbella. “You disguise yourself as a friend and backstab me,” Stephanie told Alexia.
Then Alexia called the newbie “rude,” and Stephanie called her “a liar.” In addition, Stephanie told Lisa that Alexia wanted her off the flight. “Now you’re lying!” Alexia exclaimed. When Lisa asked who didn’t want her on the plane, Alexia stated it was Stephanie and Larsa. However, the RHOM newbie denied it. Are we all watching the same show?
Larsa piped up, explaining that Stephanie asked her if she wanted Lisa to be on the jet. Lisa called her “Petty Pippen,” and she’s not wrong. Then Alexia said that Marysol didn’t want to go on the plane because she didn’t want Stephanie “to dangle the carrot.” As Stephanie continued to get heated, Marysol exclaimed, “We don’t answer to you!”
Will the RHOM ladies be able to make peace?
Marysol and Alexia’s behavior reminded Stephanie of her estranged sisters, and it is “triggering” for her. One positive from the day was that Kiki accepted Adriana’s apology.
At the hotel, Adriana comforted Marysol, who was upset by everyone’s behavior. Meanwhile, Stephanie confided in Larsa that her issue might not be with Alexia, but with Marysol.
Meanwhile, Marysol has planned this cruise, but is it possible with the squad so divided? As Lisa, Julia, and Alexia chatted on the rooftop, a funeral parade passed by below. And Alexia viewed it as a positive sign. “This group needs to come to Jesus,” Alexia said in her confessional. Amen!
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 airs on Thursdays at 9/8c on Bravo. RHOM streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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