The reunion looks are in for Real Housewives of Miami Season 7. Typically, this cast presents with a solid theme. But this time, their looks are somewhat varied. Regardless, all of these women looked stunning, and all of them managed to reflect their personal iterations of a Miami mermaid. However, certain cast members admittedly pulled this task off better than others.
As for their soundstage, this look was also very Miami-coded. The various design elements used included a neon bar, a sexy mix of neon and dimmed lighting features, a backdrop filled with skyscrapers and luxurious condominium buildings as they might look in the dead of the night, palm trees, and plush white seating. Overall, everything gave us a feeling that Miami is truly hot, hot, hot.
RHOM Season 7 reunion looks ranked
From feathered sleeves to multicolored sequins and beadings, alongside breast-crushing tops, long trains, soul-suckingly heavy gowns, and mile-high stilettos that would make most people trip just by looking at them, these are our rankings for the RHOM Season 7 reunion looks. But remember, ladies. You are all sunning, and this writer could never.
9. Stephanie Shojaee
Newbie Stephanie Shojaee had a complicated first season on RHOM. She works hard and flies private, and was never afraid to make both these facts known, much to the chagrin of some of her costars. However, her Season 7 reunion outfit was our least favorite on this cast. It was a beautiful neon green shade, but the style resembled that of a Ringmaster obsessed with fringe.
According to Stephanie, as told by The Daily Dish, “This look weighs 25 pounds.” But weight and cost be damned, Stephanie wore it anyway.
8. Julia Lemigova
Julia Lemigova admits that she swam through “a lot of waves” as RHOM Season 7 progressed. Therefore, her reunion look reflected this vibe. “The ocean is a perfect metaphor for the dress,” Julia quipped. But as pretty as her sequiny shades of blue were on her chosen sleeveless, floor-length gown, her neck sash failed to impress us much.
7. Larsa Pippen
Larsa Pippen showed minimal skin in her RHOM Season 7 outfit. However, she did nail the Miami mermaid theme in her tight gown that touched the floor of the soundstage. “My look is very iridescent, mermaid-y,” she said backstage. But overall, her look was not our favorite, though her hair and makeup were definitely on point.
6. Kiki Barth
Kiki Barth donned a long-sleeved, floor-length, light blue gown, complete with dramatically fringed sleeves, a sash-like belt, and a plunging neckline. As Kiki explained, she wanted to be a “little bit extra, because I can’t just be Miami, colorful, neon.” Instead, she also wanted to be “classy and bring the goddess vibe,” giving her an all-over “chic and elegant” look. Kiki fulfilled this task and was likely the most comfortable cast member at the reunion, but her dress did give us a small dosage of bathroom-robe vibes.
5. Adriana de Moura
Adriana de Moura chose a beautifully sequined floor-length dress featuring stunning shades of red and pink. “I’m going for mermaid that just got a Miami makeover,” she explained. And if you ask us, she nailed it. Adriana opted to keep her hair down and flowy, which suited her look well. However, her chunky silver heels did make us pause for a second too long.
4. Alexia Nepola
Not everyone can pull off a bright canary shade of yellow, but Alexia Nepola is not your average lady. “Yellow is sunshine, positivity, and bold Miami energy,” Alexia said. However, this long, bright gown was actually her backup dress. Yet, when her first choice failed to arrive in time, Alexia pulled this sleeveless gown on and ran with it. We loved this look on Alexia, but holy teets, we cannot look at her without fearing that one of her bubbies might escape.
3. Marysol Patton
“For the reunion,” Marysol Patton “wanted to channel a sea goddess, a little sea nymph, something ethereal and powerful.” So, she “chose an Albina Dyla dress with Givenchy heels” to help her complete this task. Overall, Marysol looked absolutely stunning. However, the way her sleeve fell loosely somewhat distracted our eyes from her overall vibes.
2. Lisa Hochstein
Lisa Hochstein wore our runner-up look at the RHOM Season 7 reunion. “It’s giving Miami siren,” she accurately explained, noting that “The gown reminds me of the ocean here, with the blue tones and the golden coral and seashell details. It felt like the perfect way to carry a little bit of Miami magic onto the stage, and hopefully make a few waves while I was at it.” Everything about this look ate, from her matching heels to her effortless glam and perfectly snug dress, making Lisa a challenging look to beat.
1. Guerdy Abraira
As Guerdy Abraira explained to The Daily Dish, her form-fitting neon green gown reflected a “Miami Mermaid vibe.” “It’s like this liquid water fabric, so it looks like I’ve just got out of the water of South Beach, no parasites in this body,” Guerdy explained. She paired her floor-length, sleeveless gown with minimal jewelry, minus a pair of drop earrings and a few shimmery rings. Overall, Guerdy slayed, per usual, making her our top-ranked RHOM Season 7 look.
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