We return to Playa del Carmen, Mexico, where the ladies are on their first real cast trip. Doesn’t it seem like all the franchises end up in Mexico at one point or another? Now it’s time for The Real Housewives of Dallas. Kameron Westcott has rules for a quality vacation, Cary Deuber gets called out for being a know it all and LeeAnne Locken is ready to boil over. What could possibly go wrong?
Everyone’s getting in their swimsuits to go fight lay out by the beach. D’Andra Simmons‘ suit is new, don’t tell Mama Dee. Brandi Redmondand Stephanie Hollman are giggling like schoolgirls over their secret surprise, an XL dildo deemed “sexual chocolate”. Brandi can barely contain herself as she slips it inside D’Andra’s bag. Apparently, she’s the ‘conservative’ one on the trip… There’s lots of tequila, consumption of worms and grasshoppers. Kameron is learning a lot while watching D’Andra chowing away on some crispy worms. Grabbing her bag, D’Andra spots the dildo right away and pulls it out. Cary flees. Is it too much? Not according to her who claims to have nonstop sex.
The least annoying Kardashian sister (I realize that’s not saying much!), in my humble opinion, is getting her own show. Khloe recently announced that she’ll be taking prime time television by storm with her new talk show, Kocktails With Khloe. Katchy! The series is slated to hit your small screen late this year on the FYI network. For your information, I have never heard of said network, and I scour my guide channel more than I watch actual television…given this job, you know that has to be A LOT!
The Douche Lord has spoken, and He sayeth the way to sobriety is through eating herbs. Yes, herbs. Sort of. Scott Disick is checking into Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica today for another stint in rehab. Not just any old rehab, but a rehab that promises sober living by asking its patients to ingest the African psychedelic shrub Iboga “to send patients on a vision quest,” according to TMZ.
TMZ reports that ScottDisick had one hot mess of a weekend in Atlantic City, where he did…you know…what Scott does best: multiple tequila shots, a bit of stumbling around without shoes in public, and eventually going missing from his room at 5am. In a press release Scott said, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”
In a photo that momager Jenner posted to her Instagram account earlier this week, she posed with Khloe's new man and captioned the photo, "I love you papi @frenchmontana #nobunight."
Montana knows his Instagram manners, because he in turn, put the exact same pic on his Instagram page and replied, "I love you Mami @KrisJenner."
Ahhhhhh, I hope he doesn't end up smoking crack and cheating on Khloe the way someone else did…At least her love life is looking up, because her plans to film her new reality show this summer have hit some road blocks.
The duo has already taken Miami in one of the family's bazillion spin-offs, and if it isn't broke, why fix it? Kris Jenner is determined to shove her offspring down our throats in as many ways possible, and this time the folks of East Hampton will have to sacrifice their summer for some reality vapidness. Somewhere the Countess is rolling her eyes!
According to TMZ, Khloe's contract with E! gives them ownership of her soul guarantees them exclusivity and they're worried she won't be available when they snap their fingers to promote her family's 52 spinoff shows because she'll busy doing press for X Factor.
The X Factor'sbackup plan? Extra host Mario Lopez. Snore.
I'm not sure what E! is so worried about, they have several spare Kardashians at their disposal for doing promotional work! #FREEKHLOE
Speaking of the Kardashian Krew, here they are working hard in Miami on their spinoff formerly known as Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, now dubbed Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Except that Kim was too busy this particular day to take Miami with her sisters because they were out doing work and stuff. Kourtney, Scott Disick, and everyone's two favorite Kardashians, Mason and Khloe, were out searching for another new DASH space. Check out the gallery below, including hanger-on Jonathan Cheban.
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“This couldn’t have come at a more perfect time for me to just get out of my life [in LA] … I’m single and I keep on saying, ‘I’m single for the first time’ but I never have really given it a shot to be single,” she toldRyan Seacrest on his radio show. “I tried and I tried to play that role but I really wasn’t single.”
Kim intends on keeping things casual saying, “I’m down for some hookups.” And as of those romance rumors with rapper Kanye West (the two were photographed together when he paid a visit to her DASH store in NYC this week), Kim states she is not dating him.
“He came by the store. We wanted to show him our new designs of the store,” she explained before Ryan jokingly asked her about checking out Kanye. “I was not checking out his ass,” Kim added, “Don’t start any rumors!”
Photos of Kim with sister Kourtney and Kanye West below –
According to E! news, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, 30, are moving to NYC for the fall, to open up a new DASH store there. While Khloé will remain in L.A. with Lakers hubbyLamar Odom, managing the siblings’ SoCal shop. Khloe is expected to drop by on her sisters during the season.
“Mason, Kim, Scott [Disick] and I arrived in NYC,” Kourtney blogged on Monday. “So excited for some fall in the Big Apple. No better place…Are you ready, NYC?”
Kourtney and Kim Take New York is set to debut on E! in January 2011.