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Tamra Judge Kelly

Tamra Judge has been talking about whether or not she would return to Real Housewives of Orange County on every single platform possible, as if she actually made the choice not to be on the show. They only offered a three-episode stint and she didn’t take it.

She did not “decide” to quit the show. They didn’t want her to have a full-time role or even a part-time role for the whole season, so Tamra talking about the conditions that would have to be in place for her to “decide” to return is just a total joke.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke RHOC

Braunwyn Windham-Burke kicked off Season 15 of Real Housewives of Orange County by putting alcohol behind her and admitting to the viewers that she’s an alcoholic.

She’s been sober ever since with the help of support groups, advice from Captain Sandy Yawn, and even Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke Real Housewives Of Orange County

Braunwyn Windham-Burke has been on Real Housewives of Orange County for about five minutes. In reality this is her sophomore season on the franchise. Historically, the second year is usually when the shit starts hitting the fan. Braunwyn appears to be right on schedule. The mom of 93 made quite an impression out of the gate, but the volume has gone to 11 at this point.

Braunwyn has been open about her 20 years of nonconformist matrimony. Unfortunately, she and Sean Burke have strayed off the path of wedded bliss. After admitting she and Sean are redefining the term “marriage”, and boldly confiding she is an alcoholic in the season premier, now Braunwyn has something else to confess. She might want to start saving things for future seasons

Terry Dubrow

Dr. Terry Dubrow was able to parlay his plastic surgery expertise and his Real Housewives of Orange County screen time to get his own show with Dr. Paul Nassif, Botched.

Now, a patient is claiming that Terry botched her procedure and the whole situation is just so complicated. Let’s try to break it down.

RHOC-Reunion-Emily-Simpson

We’re a total of like 43 minutes into the newest season of Real Housewives of Orange County and whew. I think it may actually be a doozy. Whatever we’re about to see on the show, it seems the women have been waiting for episode 1 to drop so that they could unleash a complete shit show of personal info on social media. And yea. I’m here for it.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke has spilled that she’s not speaking to any of her cast-matesShannon Beador has fired back against Braunwyn too. Braunwyn also admitted shes not living with her husband. Meanwhile, Emily Simpson is still trying to make her troll husband happen while co-signing Shannon’s comments about newly-sober Braunwyn.  Are we about to see an Emily and Shannon tag-team take down?

Emily Simpson Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County

So yea. It’s not really news that Kelly Dodd is fully off her rocker these last few months. The quick summary is that she’s constantly spewing “jokes” and comments minimizing the impact of COVID-19. Then she apologizes. Then she does it again. Then she lashes out at fans. Then she apologizes again. Then she makes more stupid comments. Round and round we go.

Has Kelly been a gift to the Real Housewives of Orange County franchise while we were struggling to make it through the useless tres-amigas years? Yes. Now that they’re gone is she a necessary evil? I’m not so sure.

Kelly Dodd

I’m not gonna lie, I kind of forgot about Michael Dodd. With all the talk about Kelly Dodd’s new man Rick Leventhal and zero mentions of her ex-husband, it was easy to forget the guy.

And, apparently, according to Kelly, Michael has forgotten all about seeing their daughter Jolie Dodd.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke RHOC

Braunwyn Windham-Burke put the “real” in Real Housewives of Orange County during the Season 15 premiere episode. After apologizing to Emily Simpson (which she initiated on her own) for pushing her away last season and brushing off her comments about Braunwyn’s party habits, she looked into the camera and said “My name is Braunwyn and I’m an alcoholic.”

She also admitted to drinking at least once an hour during a Miami trip with Kelly Dodd to celebrate Rick Leventhal’s birthday because if she didn’t have alcohol, she would have the shakes. Braunwyn even confessed to hiding alcohol bottles and refilling alcohol bottles to keep up appearances. Now, that it’s all out in the open, Braunwyn is opening up about her sobriety journey.