There’s no doubt that the strongest relationship on Vanderpump Rules is between Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz. All of the romantic couplings have had their ups and downs and cheating scandals, but not the Toms.
They’ve even kissed… a few times. And now they’re officially partners, but not in that way. As the viewer know, they’re “junior partners” at the bar TomTom with Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. But have they ever taken their friendship to the next level? How would Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana Madix react if they did?
Nine times out of ten, it’s tough to recognize a current reality TV star based on their Season 1 photo. That’s because most of them can’t help indulging Botox and filler.
It’s logical that someone would want to alter her appearance after seeing her face on a high definition television. However, Andy Cohen does not seem to be feeling Lala Kent’scosmetic enhancements. And no, this has nothing to do with her tendency to be topless whenever possible.
They could very easily change the name of Vanderpump Rules to Everybody Hates James. Oh, just kidding, the cast doesn’t want him to get any more attention than he already does. Ironically, the constant James Kennedy bashing just gets him more attention.
After getting disinvited from the cast trip to Mexico, James and his girlfriend Raquel Levissinvited cast members to a puppy pawty. Yes, that’s actually how they spelled it. It was actually a puppy shower, for a dog that’s already been born. Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright rejected Raquel’s invite to her face. And it was so awkward. Poor Raquel. No one wants to film with her go to her party.
My only issue with the Real Housewives franchise is that it didn’t start sooner. Of course, I understand that the premise of the show is related to the women being at a specific place in their lives. Nevertheless, it sounds like they lived some super fabulous lives during their pre-reality TV days.
If only reality television existed back in the day to see the younger Real Housewives. They probably went to some amazing parties and dated some famous people. Well, not all of them. However, one of the Real Housewives dated tennis great John McEnroe many years ago.
Andy Cohen has a dream. A dream that one day, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks will meet a man. And that man… will be royalty, y’all. Thankfully, that long shot dream of Andy’s might be coming true. Real Housewives of New Jersey’sDanielle Staub is no Cinderella. She’s no Sleeping Beauty. When I think of Snow White, Danielle definitely does not come to mind. But for Andy, she might be his only hope for a Jersey fairy-tale. Unless being thrown in a pool counts as happily ever after.
On the heels of a divorce from ex-husband, Marty Caffery, Danielle has met another man, and this guy has an impressive title! No, it isn’t Most Gullible Person Alive, although that would probably apply. This new relationship is enough to give Andy hope that one day the often-engaged housewife will go from Prostitution Whore Danielle to Duchess Danielle.
Now, Teddi is coming out guns blazing against the RHOBH OG. Is Teddi going to make it out alive? LVP is playing chess while these other Housewives play checkers. Plus, she has a very avid fanbase. This is going to be a major uphill battle.