In 2019, Lisa Vanderpump quit Real Housewives of Beverly Hills during Season 9. If you need a refresher, the entire season revolved around “puppy-gate.” RHOBH star Dorit Kemsley and her husband, PK Kemsley, adopted a dog named Lucy from Vanderpump Dogs. Lucy allegedly bit their children, and PK. (I’m not even going to pretend to be upset that Lucy bit PK.)
Instead of returning Lucy to Vanderpump Dogs, as the adoption contract required, Dorit rehomed the pup. Lucy later turned up in a shelter. That is why reading contracts is important, Dorit.
If you haven’t finished your pandemic Selling Sunset binge, what exactly have you been doing? I understand there are several other fish to fry, however, this one should at least be added to that list! Seriously. To sum up, get it done before the new seasons drop. I mean, have you ever seen cross-reality-show real estate drama? You wont regret it.
The show features several boss bitches selling high-end real estate in the Los Angeles area. In addition there are contentious divorces, ample Botox, home decor porn, and the iconic Christine Quinn, Whether you see Christine as an ice queen or HBIC, she’s definitely found herself in the Selling Sunset spotlight in recent months. Unsurprising, since she wrapped the most recent season of the show with her legendary $1,000,000 Gothic winter wedding.
Things aren’t looking up for Tom Girardi. And they certainly aren’t looking up for his soon-to-be-ex wife Erika Jayne. No matter how much she tries to ignore it. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has been embroiled in multiple court cases thanks to Tom’s inability not to steal money from clients. Allegedly. The fall from grace has been somewhat epic, as Erika once fancied herself flying to “singing” appearances on a private plane. Now, she would be lucky to get an Uber to the supermarket.
At least Erika has somewhere to live, for now. Poor old Tom has been holed up in the Pasadena Palace he once shared with Erika, living alone amid a declining mental state and other health concerns. Oddly enough, no one ever speculated about Tom’s health when he ALLEGEDLY defrauded victims he represented and a boat load of creditors he didn’t pay until he got caught. Tom’s assets are as inherently cold as Erika’s heart and he’s since been targeted for eviction. Now Tom’s brother and conservator begs the courts to let him stay in the mansion. I guess Motel 6 has no vacancies.
Recently, the news broke that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne is renting a home with
money from orphans next-door to the recently disgraced actor Armie Hammer. His DM’s have leaked, which included mentions of rape and cannibalism.
After that, Armie’s ex Courtney Vucekovich told Page Six that Armie told her “he wants to break my rib and barbecue and eat it.” Well, apparently, Erika’s (sort of) former co-star Brandi Glanville wants in on that. Well, that’s what she said… until she deleted it and took it back.
The hits just keep coming for Erika Jayne. It’s like there’s almost a chance Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be interesting this coming season. And can we please bring Kathy Hilton along for the ride this time?! We need her judgement to check some egos around here.
Erika announced her divorce from Tom Girardi back in early November after 21 years. We’re still wondering if it was all the fraud allegations? His supposed dementia? Or just the fact that she can’t be bothered with any of it?
Has anyone else binged Bling Empire multiple times yet? The first season of the Crazy Rich Asians inspired show did not disappoint. There was high drama along with high jewelry. Several of the uber rich cast members actually live in Beverly Hills, unlike everyone on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Although, one could say Erika Jayne is now the closest of the bunch, living Beverly Hills adjacent alongside the out of work actor crowd.
Speaking of out of work actors, no one’s favorite red Power Ranger, Andrew Gray, made quite the splash on the show. His tumultuous relationship with Kelly Mi Li shocked viewers. For example, on a special trip to Paris, Andrew had a full on melt down. He screamed at Kelly over the phone for not waking him up to tell him she was going shopping with billionaire heiress, Anna Shay. This behavior even traumatized Anna, who was one of the most zen cast members on the show. Still, this isn’t stopping the couple from moving forward and talking about big plans they have for the future.
Last year was bad but I think Tom Girardi and Erika Jayne might have gotten the worst of it. Unfortunately for them, 2021 isn’t looking any better. Erika will have a lot of explaining to do on the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where she will most certainly play victim to Big Tommy’s evil plans of defrauding literally everyone on his client list. Please Bravo, bring Denise Richards back for a brief cameo to ask Erika all about it.
Erika and Tom have gone through a lot of changes recently. After being accused of embezzlement, Tom lost his law firm and his wife. Erika has since jumped ship and moved into a new house where she allegedly hopes Armie Hammer will have her for lunch – I’m sorry, have her over for lunch. The glam squad has relocated to Super Cuts, and Big Tommy will have to relocate as well. There will be no more walks across a manicured lawn. No more pools to have retiled. And no more home church to try and absolve sins.
The Southern Charm fans are having a field day on the internet lately. There is so much chatter about Madison LeCroy that Erika Jayne is probably breathing a sigh of relief that the Bravo fans have been monopolized by all the Madison rumors. Scratch that, she’s probably taking another thirst trap photo and brainstorming a tone deaf Instagram caption at this moment.
First, Madison shared those text screenshots, alleging that she slept with Jay Cutler. And a selfie to prove that they have actually hung out beyond FaceTime and direct messages. Then, the reunion aired. Craig Conover and Austen Kroll accused Madison of sleeping with married men and professional athletes. Then, the receipts (and allegations) started to trickle in, linking Madison to Alex Rodriguez. Yes, Jennifer Lopez’s
future ex fiance. And, now there are even more Madison romance rumors.