I’m just gonna be honest: I was bored watching the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion. Maybe it’s because this season has been so overblown. All the revelations about Lisa Vanderpump not showing were already out and it was just a big old meh. It was big old gushy fake love fest about how Kyle Richards is queen… And Erika Jayne needs one of Dorit Kemsley‘s CLIPs to be put over her mouth.
Speaking of clips, the ones in Dorit’s hair should have read, “Fake” “Broke” “Grifter” “Dog Dumper” “Liar” “Bad Designer” And worst of all, “PK’s Wife.” The rest of Dorit’s outfit looked like a disco ball blew up. Hey, they’re broke so reduce, reuse, recycle to make the most of life on limited means.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion we’ve all been waiting for begins! To be clear we’ve been waiting for this reunion because that means this ridiculous non-season is officially over!
All the ladies and Andy Cohen arrive on set expecting to finally get their long-awaited confrontation with Lisa Vanderpump to demand answers about PuppyGate, only to learn that Lisa isn’t showing up!
Of course this just means the women get to stick to their schtick of talking about Lisa instead of being real and honest about their own lives. That is until new scapegoat Camille Grammer shows up!
The legal trouble for Erika Jayne‘s husband, Tom Girardi may be coming to an end.
The high-profile lawyer finally reached a settlement over his alleged unpaid loan of millions.
It looks as though Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Mauricio Umansky’s legal problems are not over yet. In fact, a recent order from a judge has found there is enough cause for the lawsuit against Mauricio to proceed.
I bet Kyle Richards is happy this is happening AFTER filming of RHOBH has ended. Imagine sharing something so personal and potentially embarrassing with the public.
Brrrrrr, it’s cold in here y’all! I know we’re enjoying the benefits of summer, but one couple is in the midst of a cold snap. At their bank, that is. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Dorit Kemsley, has been defending herself a lot. Whether it was denying mistreating a dog, claiming to be a victim of Lisa Vanderpump’s personal vendetta, or disputing sketchy financial allegations from co-star Camille Grammer, Dorit has been busy.
Her problems with LVP were solved when the veteran cast member jumped ship. Lisa has ridden off into the sunset on a pink cloud of cash and rescue pups. Unfortunately, Lisa exiting stage left didn’t handle Dorit and PK’s many financial burdens. Dorit desperately tries to maintain an image of haute couture and class. Her accent could easily give the illusion she was raised in high society cliques of England, and not
Yonkers Connecticut. Now, despite the show that Dorit puts on, the facade is failing. It looks like she might have to answer for her husband’s legal troubles once and for all.
Exactly what happened on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season, aside from Lisa Vanderpump quitting? Oh right, Dorit Kemsley turned out to be the world’s worst dog owner. We cannot forget the pity party she held for herself. It lasted about 13 episodes. What else? The multiple lawsuits against Mauricio Umansky, Tom Girardi, and Dorit’s husband, PK Kemsley. We didn’t get to see much of those issues. But never fear, Camille Grammer showed up, and her truth cannon was locked and loaded.
Through all of the turmoil, Dorit wore approximately 190 different wigs and revealed a love for mesh clothing. At one point 1986 called and begged Dorit to stop. As the end draws near, Dorit shares her thoughts on the ups and downs of RHOBH.
At long last this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills has come to an end. After how stagnant the last few seasons have been change finally happened when Lisa Vanderpump left the show. Love LVP, or hate her, and she’s certainly manipulative, but are Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Dorit Kemsley really victims? Big. Fat. Unaccountable. NO.
That was truly one of the most boring season finales I’ve ever witnessed, and I realized I don’t actually like any of these women. I also wonder what they’re going to do next season when scapegoats LVP and Camille Grammer don’t come back. We all know the producers are going to demand and insist that the women turn on one of their bosom buddies. Good thing all their bosoms are fake!
My theory is that Denise Richards will elevate herself into the New Brandi Glanville. Nu-Ville? Like Nu Villean. And we all know Kyle Richards is going to be upping her anxiety meds due to panic attacks that Lisa Rinna will try to wrench the crown off her helicopter hair whip in a coup to be the queen bee of RHOBH. Kyle is allergic to bees, you guys!
So, the season finale of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills centers around Lisa Vanderpump, a woman who’s been absent for more than half of the season and isn’t presently speaking to most of the cast and Camille Grammer, a woman who isn’t even technically a cast member!
In what was clearly a pact orchestrated to avoid their own legal issues coming to light, the other Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have focused all of season 11 around phony outrage directed at LVP, who left midway through the season because she couldn’t deal with constantly defending herself to her so-called friends while also grieving for her brother.