Well guys, it looks like we might have to wait a little bit longer to see where newly single Erika Jayne is now hanging her hair pieces. Some of our favorite shows, including Real Housewives of Atlanta, have paused filming because of Covid. It’s a lot for a virus that many might think is a hoax. Unfortunately, this hoax is working overtime and on both coasts.
RHOA is premiering on December 6, but they were still shooting up until recently. An Atlanta crew member tested positive for the virus and cameras immediately went down. Now in California, everyone and their wig is on hold because the Rona has struck again. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the latest show to fall victim to lags in production during the pandemic.
Erika Jayne usually gets the “enigma” label on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But when you look at the literal definition of enigma, “a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand”, it doesn’t really apply to Erika. Because one thing she isn’t is complex. But you know who really deserves the title of enigma?
Dorit Kemsley is an enigma wrapped in lawsuits and rental properties. Dorit wears a coat of many colors. She is a wife and mother. She is fashion maven. But above all else, Dorit is a… DESIGNER. Need a bathing suit made of hankies? Dorit is there for you. Need a room to transport you to the Isle of Capri? Dorit can handle that too. Now Dorit is lending her gift to another venture. Friends, Dorit is answering the prayers of brides everywhere. STEP ASIDE, Vera Wang, for Dorit Kemsley has entered the group chat.
As one of the people who was pumped to find out that Teddi Mellencamp got fired from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (even though Erika Jayne brought even less to the table in recent years), I was just hoping she would fade into the background.
However (like almost every other reality TV cast member), Teddi has a podcast. She’s also running her extremely questionable “accountability coach business.” Given all of the controversy surrounding her program, we really don’t need Teddi to get any more influence, in real life or on social media.
Because, of course she did. Erika Jayne is no fool. She’s an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and Cartier panther rings. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills diva made the
expected terribly sad announcement that her 20+ year arrangement marriage to Tom Girardi is dunzo. The term “relationship goals” took a nosedive when the news was released, if these two crazy kids couldn’t make it – how can mere mortals find their fairy tale romance?
The demise of such a union not only puts a damper on the “happily ever after” theory, it also raises some questions. Big Daddy is a famous and highly regarded attorney who has been suffering from
fraud numerous charges of creative accounting. At this point, even PK Kemsley is looking at Tom with a heavy side-eye. But still, 20 years is a lifetime in marriage years and Tom has provided a nice existence for Erika. It looks like Tom’s providing isn’t quite done yet. Erika has requested privacy during these trying times, now we find out she has also requested spousal support.
Oh look, it’s the reality television crossover that absolutely no one asked for! Two worlds might be colliding in a romantic fashion and I’m sure it is completely healthy and not at all creepy. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna could finally get her wish of having a famous child! But it won’t be because someone is walking the runway for Chanel, it’s because she might be dating Scott Disick.
Scott is generally known for being the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s children. Thanks to his time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott is also known for tackling a substance abuse issue. Aaaand he also might be known for liking a youthful female. After his relationship with Kourtney circled the drain, Scott took up with Sofia Richie who was 15 years his junior. The couple lasted for three years until Sofia
got a clue moved on. Now Scott is single and ready to mingle, and word on the street is he’s mingling with one of Rinna’s kids.
Life was much more simple when Real Housewives of New York debuted its first season. Bethenny Frankel was living in a less-than-stellar apartment with a bald man named Jason, trying to make a Skinnygirl logo with a Comic Sans font with help from Alex McCord.
She got chastised by Luann de Lesseps for introducing her as “Luann” instead of “Countess de Lesseps.” It was the good ole days in many respects. But, obviously, that era didn’t last forever. Bethenny became a multi-millionaire and superstar businesswoman/philanthropist. And, apparently, she became a lot less funny, at least according to Gizelle Bryant from Real Housewives of Potomac.
This might be what you call cutting and running. Erika Jayne is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and alimony. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star
finally has a storyline recently filed for divorce from her husband of twenty years, Tom Girardi. How can any of us hope to find true love when it just died in Pasadena? Also, who gets custody of Mikey?
Unfortunately for Tom, losing half his net worth isn’t the only thing going wrong this week. The acclaimed attorney has been plagued by legal issues over the years and 2020 has been no different. Tommy may or may not have a thing about paying back money. In September, Tom was on the receiving end of some papers alleging he doesn’t know how to count. Now, just a few weeks later, Tom is once again being accused of failing at numbers and having a reluctance to pay bills. Sir Isaac Newton he is not.
There has been gossip going around about a West Coast Housewife who is secretly separated from her husband Now, we know who that blind item was (probably) referring to: Erika Jayne.
After 21 years of marriage to Tom Girardi, she’s done.