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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s house husbands have had more than their share of publicly embarrassing lawsuits recently. Kyle Richard’s hubby Mauricio Umansky is being sued for $32 million over a real estate deal. Erika Jayne’s grand-husband Tom Girardi and his law firm are embroiled in a $15 million dollar lawsuit for allegedly failing to repay a loan. And PK Kemsley, aka Mr. Dorit Kemsley, has been involved in an ugly lawsuit with the Bellagio in Las Vegas for years.

I bet you were all wondering-who will settle their lawsuit first? If you guessed Tom or Mauricio-both the logical guesses-you would be wrong. Surprisingly, the formerly bankrupt PK has just settled his lawsuit with the Bellagio. And both sides apparently seem satisfied with the outcome.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills camping

The camp fire is where all the ghost stories come out and tonight’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is no exception! You can take the girls out of the ‘Hills, but you can’t take the Beverly Hills dramas out of the girls.

The women hit the road in Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave‘s RV, which I swear is some sort of promotional opportunity presented to her because it is wrapped with this weird sunscreen company logo and is more hideous and tacky than Dorit Kemsley‘s wardrobe. At least on the inside it’s nice, but nice enough to accommodate a several-person glam squad. 

Kyle Richards

Even though she ditched filming midway through the season, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 is all about Lisa Vanderpump. She is pretty much always the topic of conversation in all of the scenes that she is not in.

Ever since her epic fight with Kyle Richards at Villa Rosa, LVP seems to be done with the cast. She had lunch with new Housewife Denise Richards and she invited Erika Jayne to one of her events during the last episode. Other than those moments, she’s primarily filming her kitchen renovation. Alone. Not only did that fight damage Kyle and Lisa’s relationship, but it also put a major target on Kyle’s back from LVP Stans RHOBH viewers.

Erika Girardi real housewives of beverly hills

It’s official, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fans. We have seen the last of Lisa Vanderpump interacting with her Season 9 co-stars. A tense dinner with LVP, her husband, Ken Todd, and Dorit Kemsley and her husband, PK Kemsley, ended in disaster. Dorit refused to say that she believed that Lisa had nothing to do with leaking the “puppy gate” story to the tabloids.

In case you have been hiding under a rock, Dorit adopted a dog from LVP’s rescue organization, Vanderpump Dogs. The dog nipped PK and the children, so Dorit re-homed Lucy instead of giving her back to Vanderpump Dogs. And poor Lucy Lucy Apple Juice ended up in a kill shelter. LVP swore on her children’s lives that she did not leak the story or had anyone in her camp leak it. PK accepted LVP’s word, but Dorit did not. Awkward! Now everyone’s favorite puss-patting performer Erika Jayne (also known as Erika Girardi) is taking a break from her husband Tom Girardi’s financial problems to chat about the Beverly Hills ladies.

Lisa Vanderpump - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

I really can’t tell what’s going on with Lisa Vanderpump‘s role on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Obviously they’re not going to kill her off the show before we get the kitchen reveal, right?! But it’s looking like after her most recent blowout with Dorit Kemsley this might be it? Maybe?

Last night the episode opened in two different typical Beverly Hills mornings. Mornings so disparate they might as well have been happening across the globe from each other, like a study in sending kids off to school: Denmark vs. Indonesia.

Kyle Richards wakes up at the crack of dawn to make Portia breakfast in bed, on a monogrammed tray. Except at 10-years-old Portia is still sleeping in bed with Kyle and Maurcio – kinda creepy – so Kyle actually retrieves Portia from her bed, and puts her in her own bed to serve her breakfast. Then Portia doesn’t have time to eat because Kyle spends so much time styling her hair. Kyle thinks this is all just normal good mothering. If you’re Lori Loughlin. Also in Beverly Hills (or Encino) the houses are so big the smell of coffee being made doesn’t wake everyone else up…

Seriously – did Kyle just put socks on her tween, while Portia lounged in bed and sneered at the breakfast tray? Kyle — it’s called POPTARTS, and you can even fit a bag of them in your Vanderhaul. 

Lisa Rinna

Every Real Housewives fan knows that elaborate beauty routines are a staple of many of the ladies’ lives. Over the years we have watched the women experiment with lasers, cryotherapy, acid peels, fillers and more.  And the Housewives have probably injected enough Botox to fill a Beverly Hills swimming pool! When all the basic treatments are not enough to hold back the hands of time, fortunately, there are always the more heavy duty interventions-facelifts, eyelifts, rhinoplasty and chin implants have all been on the cosmetic menu for the cast members.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Rinna has always been upfront that she wants to look her best for as long as she can. We have watched her undergo vitamin drips, facials, waxing, and infrared bed therapies. So, you might wonder, just how much does it cost to look like Lisa? She recently shared her skin care routine expenses-and it is safe to say that she spends a little more than the average American woman!

Kyle Richards & Teddi Mellencamp Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills celebrated Culture Club, and the CULT in cult-ture that is Lisa Vanderpump. They’re all desperately trying to leave, but they can’t escape the pink porcelain urns. Or rely on PK Kemsley to stick to the plan!

The first thing we have to discuss, though, which I really do not want to discuss, is Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave allowing Portia and Slade to be models for a ‘kids makeup line’ called “Petite & Pretty.” Which sounds like how a cougar would describe themselves on Tinder, and is being marketed to trailer parks in Alabama where people dream of turning their daughters into Honey Boo Boo

Former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Star Joyce Giraud Thinks Cast Is 100% Ganging Up On Lisa Vanderpump

This week’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills offered a little bit of everything. An impractical designer car, Erika Jayne kneed in the head(!), an ugly political debate and the story of the courageous survival of Lisa Rinna’s mother Lois Rinna at the hands of a serial killer. And for good measure, surprise cameo appearances by Kim Richards and Kathy Hilton. Whew! It seems like Bravo threw in everything but the kitchen sink. Only because they probably couldn’t salvage it from Lisa Vanderpump’s high end kitchen remodel!

One thing we did not see, however, was LVP interacting with the rest of the cast. She was a no show at Camille Grammer’s bridal shower and the rest of the ladies, of course, questioned her absence. These days, it seems that no one from the cast is in Camp Vanderpump. However, one former Housewife is showing her love for LVP and she isn’t shy about expressing her opinions about the rest of the cast, either.