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This week on Floribama Shore, the group is still in Cabo, Mexico and Gus Smynios and Nilsa Prowant are still entertaining the one night stand from hell. Honestly, I have never seen such an apparent bad decision, last for so long. Plot twist… Instead of a lover’s quarrel, there may be a love triangle brewing with roommate Kortni Gilson. Is there no one else in Floribama Shore to cuddle with besides Gus?

The Floribama Shore cast heads out to a club for the night. Kortni meets a new victim guy to dance and have fun with. Gus sees a girl he saw earlier in the trip and proceeds to flirt with her. Of course, he makes Nilsa jealous all at the same time. Nilsa sees her stand in prop the guy from the twerk competition and tries to flirt with him as a distraction. Ughhh…. Can we just stop with this never ending story?  She would you stop chasing Sonic the Hedgehog Gus? He isn’t worth your pretty or your time. After he slept with that random (in grey sweat pants) a day after you, I wouldn’t have given him a second glance, let alone the satisfaction of believing he could to continue to play me.

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This week on Floribama Shore, the gang hits the streets of Cabo, Mexico! With the combination of drama from Gus Smyrnios and Nilsa Prowant’s short lived affair, and Jeremiah Buoni shading Kortni Gilson after she professed her love for him.  This is sure to be interesting! Will Nilsa get her groove back in Cabo, or will she revert back to her stalking ways?

Its 3am and the gang is up and ready for their trip to Cabo. Everyone is excited except Krazi Kortni, who is in a bad mood. She claims she isn’t excited because Mexico is dangerous. I don’t think it’s anymore dangerous than her ex, Logan who stalked her and her family. Despite all of that, she didn’t seem that afraid of him. On the ride to the airport, she informs the girls, she hopes she isn’t sitting next to Jeremiah. Lately, he has been acting differently towards her and even called her a b**ch. The only two people who seem not to have any real drama in the house are Kirk Medas and Candace Rice.

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Get ready for your dose of trash TV! Floribama Shore is like junk food. You know it’s not healthy or good for you, but it’s so satisfying at times. This week’s episode, we get to see what happens the morning after when Gus Smyrnios hooks up with a random. If you ask me, he brought the drama on himself. Who attempts a friend with benefits relationship with a stage 5 clinger you are stuck living with all summer?

Gus complains about the lack of privacy and how he feels like he is doing a walk of shame. Yet he proceeds to make his one night stand breakfast before giving her the boot. Rather than a walk of shame, it seems as if he is leading a parade. He clearly wants everyone to know this girl stayed the night with him. If not everyone, he is clearly sending a message to one person in particular, Nilsa Prowant.

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This week’s episode of Floribama Shore gives us all the drama we expect from reality TV. On this episode, Gus Smyrmios continues to lead Nilsa Prowant on with the guise of this friends with benefits attempt that he knows she can’t handle. He even brings a girl back to the house. He has to know that Nilsa will go absolutely nuts. Everyone in that house knows that Nilsa is super sensitive and has the capability to explode. Nonetheless, I am down to see how this shit show unfolds.

During the last episode, Gus and Nilsa finally hooked up after flirting since the first season. Nilsa goes downstairs with the girls to discuss her big night and is rocking a thick scarf. Turns out Gus gave Nilsa multiple hickeys to mark his territory. Gus claims he is only a man and is weak. Nilsa proceeds to giddily tell the entire house she had “hunch punch” last night, as if she is okay with this friends with benefits situation.

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Floribama Shore is back from break and it didn’t disappoint with this week’s 2-hour premiere episode. I guess MTV decided to ramp up the drama times ten for this alcohol-fueled premiere. On their first night back in Panama City, Kortni Gilson’s crazy ex-boyfriend, Logan Fairbanks shows up at the club in a meth induced rage and a fight breaks out. The guys end up jumping fighting Logan after he angrily approached Jeremiah Buoni and his pink man romper and subsequently ends up running from the club.