Raquel Leviss

Lala Kent needs to know, don’t start none, won’t be none! I mean, after that incredibly brutal public humiliation Randall Emmett went through because of his beloved fiancée, don’t you think she would just stop? Sorry, but now the Vanderpump Rules star has to play ball. First things first, I have a confession to make and I want to share it with you guys first. I have fallen in love. The object of my desire is none other than the multi-talented and independently wealthy, 50 Cent. This is a man who has worked hard. Became a multimillionaire after getting a record contract. Took on the challenge of acting, where he has also achieved success. But my boyfriend’s talents do not stop there. Fofty possesses an otherworldly skill. It’s almost as if he was blessed at birth. Friends, I’m speaking of MY MAN’S ability to, well, troll a bitch.

It was inside the realm of Fofty’s thespian duties where he met producer Randall. A friendship blossomed and at one point, my future husband compassionately loaned Randall $1 million in a time of need. Everything was fine and dandy until my beloved was made aware of the numerous high end gifts Lala was earning receiving from Randall. Yet Randall had neglected to repay the $1 million. Understandably miffed, Fofty did what few people have dared to do, call Lala out on social media. Lala decided to challenge the object of my affection in battle of wits. It was the best of times, it was the best of times… Now Lala has done it again, and my Fofty isn’t here for it.