Gather ’round kids, Petty Crocker is in the kitchen and she’s about to make dinner. Southern Charm had a rough season. For a show that was already lacking substance, viewers were given no choice but to deal with some pretty unsavory issues along with some fairly unsavory people.
Let’s discuss Austen Kroll and Madison LeCroy. A dish of vanilla pudding could best describe these two. Boring, unpigmented, and nauseating. Austen and Mads have been together for a few years, but their dual toxicity was not as entertaining as Bravo hoped. Now Madison has made it all the way to mainstream media. She found herself entangled with Kristin Cavallari’s ex and dude legit didn’t know what he was in for. Let’s introduce Jay Cutler to the world of receipts, shall we?