Viewers knew Season 9 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was going to be a rough one for Lisa Vanderpump. Before it even began, Lisa was absent from group photos. Then no one from the cast attended the Vanderpump Dogs Gala.
Ten episodes into the season also known as “#puppygate,” we’ve seen for ourselves how things have gone from bad to worse between Lisa and her costars. It culminated in the infamous showdown at Villa Rosa with Kyle Richards. An episode followed by one in which Camille Grammer made fun of Lisa’s teeth and breath at an outing with the other ladies .
They could very easily change the name of Vanderpump Rules to Everybody Hates James. Oh, just kidding, the cast doesn’t want him to get any more attention than he already does. Ironically, the constant James Kennedy bashing just gets him more attention.
After getting disinvited from the cast trip to Mexico, James and his girlfriend Raquel Leviss invited cast members to a puppy pawty. Yes, that’s actually how they spelled it. It was actually a puppy shower, for a dog that’s already been born. Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright rejected Raquel’s invite to her face. And it was so awkward. Poor Raquel. No one wants to
film with her go to her party.
My only issue with the Real Housewives franchise is that it didn’t start sooner. Of course, I understand that the premise of the show is related to the women being at a specific place in their lives. Nevertheless, it sounds like they lived some super fabulous lives during their pre-reality TV days.
If only reality television existed back in the day to see the younger Real Housewives. They probably went to some amazing parties and dated some famous people. Well, not all of them. However, one of the Real Housewives dated tennis great John McEnroe many years ago.
Andy Cohen has a dream. A dream that one day, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks will meet a man. And that man… will be royalty, y’all. Thankfully, that
long shot dream of Andy’s might be coming true. Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub is no Cinderella. She’s no Sleeping Beauty. When I think of Snow White, Danielle definitely does not come to mind. But for Andy, she might be his only hope for a Jersey fairy-tale. Unless being thrown in a pool counts as happily ever after.
On the heels of a divorce from ex-husband, Marty Caffery, Danielle has met another man, and this guy has an impressive title! No, it isn’t Most Gullible Person Alive, although that would probably apply. This new relationship is enough to give Andy hope that one day the often-engaged housewife will go from Prostitution Whore Danielle to Duchess Danielle.
If you have been watching this season of
the NeNe Show Real Housewives of Atlanta, you’re aware it’s NeNe Leakes against, well, everybody. Even former bestie Cynthia Bailey did not escape unscathed. Fear, not Cynthia, you don’t stand alone. NeNe has an attitude toward everyone! How generous.
NeNe recently took to social media and shared her thoughts about Cynthia and the demise of their friendship #restinpowerfriendcontract. Finally, Cynthia responds to NeNe’s outburst and for once, she appreciates the shade.
Pretty much every time Sonja Morgan is on Watch What Happens Live she reveals another celebrity who she’s had a… romantic past with.
Aside from that, Sonja discussed the last episode of Real Housewives of New York. She even dished on that Ramona Singer and Harry Dubin makeout session.
Last season, Lisa Vanderpump referred to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave as her “little Teddi bear.” After this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, LVP will never say that again. Teddi (and allegedly Lisa) was in on a scheme to expose Dorit Kemsley for a failed dog adoption.
Now, Teddi is coming out guns blazing against the RHOBH OG. Is Teddi going to make it out alive? LVP is playing chess while these other Housewives play checkers. Plus, she has a very avid fanbase. This is going to be a major uphill battle.
Caroline Bedol’s brief tenure on Below Deck was fraught with histrionics and paranoia. Third Stews don’t have longevity on this show, but Caroline didn’t even get a full’s day work in. She was consistently unwell. A swollen foot was the only visible and concrete ailment.
Perhaps Caroline was truly a victim of a toxic atmosphere as she claimed. If so, she certainly would be faring better on land, right? You decide. There was a cringe-worthy call into Watch What Happens Live, and a welfare check to her home in December.