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Being on a reality show like the Real Housewives of New York City is a pretty tough task and not for everyone. In my opinion, there are three main criteria in which one should absolutely not take part in anything “reality tv.” A – If you’re insane, B – If you’re crazy, and C – If you’re emotionally unstable. And when you happen to fall under all of the above, then you should absolutely under any circumstances not put your life on television. Unfortunately for Kelly Bensimon, the damage has been done. More on Kelly later.
Now onto to the recap in what is absolutely without a doubt the best episode EVER from the Bravo housewives franchise.
LuAnn – Fortunately for LuAnn, this had to be the episode where Kelly went bat sh*t crazy, thus taking most of the attention way from her tragic singing. And how much did she pay this producer to literally just lie to her over and over and over? After the whole Kim Zolciak singing debacle, I cannot grasp why someone who can’t hold a note would want to humiliate themselves on national television. It’s quite baffling to me. And while the end result of her song sounds decent, I can’t help but feel she is about two decades behind in her music. Perhaps she could have had a big hit in the early 90s.
Now onto the trip. We get to see Ramona and Sonja leave for the bachelorette trip to St John. While in the car, Ramona mentions that she is not surprised Jill decided to skip the trip because the trip is “not about her,” and when it’s not about Jill, she doesn’t like to participate. And of course since Jill isn’t going, her lapdog/underdog LuAnn won’t make it either.
The ladies finally all land in St. John and we find out Bethenny has just buried her father and is a bit raw emotionally. Almost immediately Kelly begins to unravel. Buckle up for the ride folks cause it’s a whole lot of crazy coming up!
The ladies are riding in a car on the way to their yacht and Kelly mentions she doesn’t eat pretzels because she does not eat processed foods. Okay makes sense, that is until she mentions her love for gummi worms, okay no longer making sense. Ramona asks her if she’s six, and Bethenny comments in her interview that “Gummi bears don’t come from the vine, those aren’t bears you see in the Bronx zoo.” In her interview, Alex also feels the NEED to mention that this is the first time she’s taken a non business trip without her kids since she became a mother. Thanks for sharing Alex, I’m a better person for knowing that lil tidbit.
Right away, you start to see the tension between Bethenny and Kelly, I would say most of it coming from Kelly, who seemed to have a bone to pick with Bethenny. Bethenny on this trip seemed more quiet and subdued, for Bethenny standards at least, so it was interesting to see Kelly keep escalating the tension. I would say Kelly was the “aggressor” this go around.
The ladies put on their bikinis and it’s time to eat. Not Crazy – Kelly shares she doesn’t like to eat in a bikini, and then goes on to get a cover up. Crazy – Kelly completely losing it once the ladies started talking about Jill. While it’s understandable that Kelly does not want to talk about Jill behind her back, she should have voiced that and then kept quiet. Trying to control what the ladies felt and said about Jill made no sense. Kelly reveals that she’s “normal” and the rest are “abnormal.” Bethenny tries to explain some things to her, during which Kelly declares that she doesn’t care. Fair enough, to which Bethenny tells her she shouldn’t comment if she doesn’t care. Good advice considering Sonja was just as well sitting there, keeping quiet because she didn’t want to join in on the Jill convo. Kelly then makes her 2nd moronic comment of the night, when she accused the ladies of making “lemons out of lemonades.” Uh what Kelly? Bethenny explains to her that what she meant to say was “making a mountain out of a mole hill” as lemons out of lemonades means making something good out of something bad, which wouldn’t apply to the conversation being had at the moment.
Okay seriously, is this woman a complete and total moron? It’s quite baffling to me that someone her age could be this idiotic. Especially someone who claims to hold an English degree from the prestigious Columbia University. And by the way, it was revealed last year that she didn’t actually go to Columbia, but instead took classes at Columbia Extension College, something anyone can do. Bethenny said it best later on in this episode when she said Kelly is the most “unintelligent human being” she’s ever had the pleasure of being around. Couldn’t agree more. I’m pretty certain I’m losing brain cells just listening to her. I can’t even call her a bimbo. Her IQ would need to be about 100 points higher to be on bimbo status. She’s simply a moron.
Back to the recap. Kelly then continues to yell, and tries to make a grand exit through a closed glass door. While leaving, she snaps, “You guys are sick, it’s like you’re demented, see ya!” Ramona laments that Kelly doesn’t like to “feel” and I think she might have a point. Moments later, Kelly returns from her self imposed “time-out.” It’s so interesting to see Kelly being so loyal to Jill considering just how badly Jill treated her last year, especially at the reunion show. Something tells me had the tables been turned, Jill would have bad mouthed Kelly along with the ladies in a heartbeat.
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The ‘Kellamity’ did not end there unfortunately. Kelly then took her one woman crazy show to a dinner outing amongst the other housewives. With Ramona out of the room, Bethenny opens up about her father’s passing and her feelings about him. Kelly then begins rambling in an attempt to get deep or dish out some advice or something. The discussion turns to sex thanks to Sonja and the ladies begin talking about one night stands. Must say Sonja needs a new shtick. The over the top constant sex talk is getting rather old. Some of the ladies including Bethenny and Sonja admit to one night stands, and in her interview, Kelly reveals it’s not her “style to have unprotected sex.” Apparently in Kelly la la land, one night stands automatically equals unprotected sex.
The ladies now start to open up more emotionally much to Kelly’s dismay, because “the whole feelings thing is like 1979,” and in Kelly la la cartwheel land, having feelings is so00o not cool. Repressing them and losing your mind on a random yacht trip on national television is apparently the way to go.
Kelly then accuses Bethenny of being a victim, and then once again brings up the whole fued with Bethenny from last season. Bethenny tells Kelly she needs to let it go, to which Kelly replies: “No you need to let it go.” Um what Kelly? YOU’RE the one who brought it up. Kelly then accuses Bethenny of defaming her, her kids and her family in the press. And for those wondering, no Bethenny has NEVER defamed Kelly’s family or kids in the press. Did she go over-board with the Kelly bashing in the press last year? Yes I think she did, but she never involved her family. I believe what Kelly was trying to say was Bethenny hurt her family and her kids by constantly bashing her in the press, but her low IQ and non existent brain cells would not allow her to make her point clearly.
I have said it previously and will say it again, I feel Bethenny went way overboard with her Kelly bashing in the press last year. Yes Kelly brought it upon herself with her words and actions, but Bethenny “won” that battle and should have taken the high road. That’s the thing Bethenny and Jill seem to have in common, they both don’t know how to “win” graciously, and don’t know when to stop. I believe Jill does this out of vindictiveness, while Bethenny does it out of insensitivity and ignorance, like she really doesn’t understand how hurtful her words can be to others.
Moving right along, the fight then takes a more juvenile turn as Kelly accuses Bethenny of being a cook and not a chef, only to proclaim seconds later that she doesn’t care about Bethenny, and that nobody cares. “You seem to care,” replied Bethenny. Sonja asks her why she said Bethenny is a cook and not a chef? “Because I don’t know if she’s a cook or a chef,” replied insane Kelly. Somehow a drunk Sonja steers the argument back to sex and Kelly calls Bethenny a “ho bag.” Bethenny laughs and realizes it’s time to leave the crazy show. “Adios lunatic, I’m going to the Hooters boat so I can see some real sane people,” laments Bethenny in her interview.
And just like that, I think I and other millions of viewers just witnessed a mental meltdown on our televisions. On the Kelly issue, I really can’t grasp what really happened to her. My thoughts last night were perhaps she forgot to bring her meds on the trip, mabye she wasn’t able to carry along her drugs and was experiencing withdrawals. I mean I really don’t know, but she definitely lost her mind.
Andy Cohen revealed on Watch What Happens that Kelly was really upset about this episode and blamed her madness on editing. Must say I love how these people like to insult the intelligence of the viewers. Anyone with half a brain can see editing was not to blame for that insanity. That was ALL you Kelly. As I said in a previous recap, I believe Kelly came on this season to be the cool and nice Kelly in an attempt to rehabilitate her image. She was not being authentic at all. Well unfortunately for me, it seems the authentic Kelly decided to rear it’s crazy head last night, and a part of me misses the la la land cartwheels Kelly. And unfortunately for Kelly, it seems this episode was just a warm up for her insanity. Next week’s previews look even worse than what we just watched.
Also Kelly cannot blame Bethenny for this one. This was ALL her doing. The funny thing is in my personal and professional life, I hate to ever refer to anyone as “crazy” but Kelly’s actions last night definitely made her look very crazy. There’s no way to sugarcoat that. Last night’s episode featured no Jill, and Jill, who apparently needed some attention, decided to tweet to Andy during last night’s Watch What Happens. Just like our Jill, to try to insert herself into a situation, show etc. I thought that was quite funny.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK KELLY IS ‘CRAZY’ ? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RECAP AND KELLY’S MELT DOWN?
Carla did you start from when this person sven first started posting..like aweek ago..go back all the way until today.. i had enough..makes no sense spewing all kinds of nonsense same crap over and over tries to sound like this person knows what they are talking about but when i ask questions just pukes out thesame crap over and over then tells me i’m stupid.. pay attention puh-leese.!.did you post?
I know IJS.. I was on lynnchicago and then i went on kelly and i’m like wtf??/ why does she care that bethenny was talking about her father in the episode that’s what people do when people die. they talk about them and their relationship with them.. i really think that kelly along with jill should get a group rate at the best mental help facility seriously they both have problems!
I find it interesting that the thing that set Bethenny off about Kelly last season is the same thing Sonja accused Kelly of this season. Kelly pretends not to know people unless they are someone famous that she can attach to her resume. This is a trait that she and Jill have in common and that may be why they are getting along. When you have a friendship based on that dynamic the fall-out is horrible. Just wait until Kelly and Jill breakup. They may remain friends forever just to prevent one from gossiping about the other. I hate to break it to Kelly but if it weren’t for Giles, no one would know her either. She is so jealous of Bethenny it is scary. When Bethenny had no one, Kelly was not intimidated, but now that Bethenny has a husband and a baby, she’s a threat to Kelly. It’s stupid because I don’t think there is anything about Kelly that threatens Bethenny. The murder comment for next week is just plain dumb. As far as Bethenny commenting in the press, Kelly told her story to everyone that would listen too, so she is no victim.
i just have to tell you how much i love reading your blogs about the real housewives!
you nail the recap to a t!!
{and after an episode like last nights it is definitely quite a feat!}
i’ve read on too many sites where its obviously a team jill or team bethenny etc.. you are not biased and remain level headed while calling out all the craziness!!!
i seriously couldn’t agree with you any more!!
thanks so much for reporting on the insanity that i just can’t stop watching!
Hi Everyone, I LOVE reading all your comments. I really loved the one about the Argentina guy, LuAnn too!?!
I keep replaying the episode in my brain trying to wrap my head around Kelly, and it’s HARD. She seems to not want anything to do with women, I think she’s just hooking up with Jill and Luann out of a dislike for Bethenny and to stay on the show. She loves to be around men, feel wanted and not deal with women….every episode she walks away from anything that’s difficult to deal with and goes on to say in “bobblehead” I’m so embarrassed by these women!
This is the second time this year she brought it back up after they agreed it was over (or should I say “done”). Kelly wants to try and put Bethenny in “her place” as she tried last year (up here/down there) and Bethenny refuses to pay attention. I don’t know if it’s mental, cluelessness, quick to confusion, stuck with the mind of a 15 year old or addition, but that is one looney lady….and I love watching the train wreck without Jill (though felt really bad for B w/all she’s going through).
As for LuAnn, Madonna phoned, she want’s her song back.
I thought her song on Andy’s show had the rythem of Madonna’s Vouge…what do you think? I also think last night was the first time I saw her as a person, where she didn’t put on aire’s (spell?). And Courte….ewww, gross, letcheress and “scandalicious” man.
@ RitaFarb, ROFLMAO @ “Gloria is wearing that black marching band jacket again.” Good one!
Just read a brief interview Jill did with her sister and her mommy about their book. Jill said, “We have found there are four basic rules of friendship:
Be there.
Apologize when you are wrong.
Forgive.
Let it go.”
So basically she breaks every tenet of friendship she believes to be true.
Why is anyone wasting their money on this garbage?
Danielle Staub must be in ‘ho-bag’ heaven. After Kelly mental collapse next week, Danielle will stop being the most disliked housewife of all the RHW shows.
Kelly is crazy. Kelly is also stupid. She also can’t write, talk eloquently, or for that matter, snag a serious beau, cook, or “act”. So, the bottom line? She is a seriously disturbed train wreck and it is pitiful that her two daughters will have to live with her miscreant conduct on tape forever. Yikes!
I want Kelly to get me in touch with her dealer cause he’s pushin’ some MAJOR sh***! I mean, CLASSIC signs:
1. Making up weird excuses to keep leaving and coming back (“I don’t like to eat in bathing suits”).
2. Not being able to figure out the doors (make sure you know all the exits and how to use them before you make your grand exit).
3. Being fine and happy one minute and all mean and snappy the next (out of the blue)
4. PARANOIA (Really Kelly, you’re scared Bethenny’s trying to kill you and planting stories in the press about your family??)
Andy needs to have Candy Finnigan from Intervention at the housewife reunion
The ONLY good thing that can be said about Kelly is that AT LEAST Kelly did not throw her kids under the bus like Jill Zarin did to Ally when she set off babygate on her facebook last week.
Kelly is a certified NUT. She clearly proved this in the last episode. My God, what the hell is the matter with her???? Is she on drugs or does she just have a severe paranoid delusional psychotic episode? I definately recommend a therapist for her. You stupid Bioch, the girl just buried her father!!!! It was really funny and sad to watch her.
I have t say that if I was on that yacht, I would have thrown Kelly off for fear that she would come after me with a lemon in the middle of the night. Kelly is definitely on something – but how she is able to somewhat function and make money I’ll never know.
If Kelly knew she was going to be “outnumbered” why did she go on the trip? Some freebies or some screen time? And why didn’t she handle the inevitable conversation re: GodZilla with more maturity. She (and everybody else) had to know that there would be talk – especially since GodZilla & Countless were not there.
Kelly’s comment that if Bethanny just lost her father, why was Bethanny there was too much! Bethanny explained to everybody that she did have closure with her father but it was for her peace of mind. She knew that her father would not even change on his deathbed. I believe Bethanny did everything she could do to find some peace with her father, but even in the end nothing changed. Bethanny needed to get away with the women – even just to have something else to occupy her time.
Oh and how wonderful that GodJilla will surprise the women with her exulted presence when she visits them at the yacht. Now she feels somewhat bad about the way she treated Bethanny because Bawby made a comment. Get over yourself GodJilla, I hope Bethanny blasts you something awful next week.
P.S. – Rebecca @ 54 is not me. RebeccaJ?
Unfortunately I think that Kelly is the stereotypical “dumb model” type who’s gotten ahead because of whatever looks she had. This is why she is so much more comfortable with men than women. She can “charm” them, but as we last saw with her conversation with the “most handsome journalist”, she’s not young and pretty enough to make them not care anymore. For someone who is an “editor” she couldn’t reference one book she was reading.
I wonder what kind of relationship Kelly has/had with her mother. She’s lacking something and a lot of it! Also, someone posted a comment about her not living out her childhood and now can’t cope with adult issues now that she’s out of modeling world, etc. I totally agree! She reminds me of a 14 yr old spoiled teenager. It does seem that she’s rather child-like in a Michael Jackson kinda way–I’m not saying she’s a sicko but I feel she struggles when trying to interact with adults and is more at ease and comfortable with children. And I love when she makes one of her nutty comments that make no sense and gets backed in a corner–she always says “Like, I don’t care, I just don’t care.” Or “Like, It doesn’t matter.” And she ALWAYS looks terribly confused like she’s in China or Russia and doesn’t understand the language! She’s like a plane crash on top of a train wreck!
Kelly DOES need serious help as we saw last night. How many women give their boyfreind a black eye…very telling.
I think Kelly is on drugs, she is erratic and acting crazy. She made herself look like an as..
Kelly what a train wreck.
She thinks she is all that when in real time she is a nobody.
Idf she had not married her former FAMOUS rich husband and now lives off the support money he pay for the kids.
There is no way she has enough talent or intelligence for that matter to support her self.
Did anyone ever wonder if she is on drugs? Surley no one is that stupid.
She acts like she is stoned or something.
She does not seem to be able to hold on to a thought and rambles.
I thought Ramona was doing good other than a bit drunk.
She finally seems to be calming down some.
I would think that subjec what kelly but they didnt use words like…
– Amazing..
– Like
– Really Really
– I dont like drama
– Its so 1979 (what the ??)hell does that mean?? splain
– I dont have feelings..
– No labels . like 1979 people would do that and I am over it..
Ok peeps.. who has no feelings and fleeting thoughts back to 1979?? Mario said it best in his blog and said he had good times in 1979
I die..
not takin’ anyone’s side guys ..
in fact kelly was always my least favorite …
i’m just pointing out the other side as this blog seems very one sided ..
it’s always rude for the hostess to instigate drama ..
ramona was not cool !
c’mon !
really they are ALL
(except sonja & louann) outta control !
& in response to above comment ..
yes sonja is great , my fave ..
If Kelly is not on drugs. Than she is really showing big signs of bipolar disorder. I read somewhere that her ex lives in the same apartment building as she does. If that is true than that would explain alot. He lives close to her to keep tabs on her 14 year old mindset. Plus he is probably the one who got her the editing job she has. Editing how high your hem line should be or what assessories goes with what outfit. Come on, my 14 year old could be an editor for Elle magazine. Anyone of us on here could, fashion is all in what you as an individual like. Kelly dresses as a fairy princess half the time and is an editor for a fashion magazine. wtf?
So I checked out tweetmaxine, and she’s pretty out there on somethings (such as K & Sonja getting it on) but I understand her outburst just a little. Evidently she knew B’s father & b/c of her vendetta agaist B, took the oppertunity to voice her opinion on that subject (& others).
@brownhornet – so true, she’s spastic, I wonder how many “timeouts” she gives herself a day?
I love both the recaps and the commentators on this site! Thank you, everyone, for your insightful and sometimes witty comments!
I just want to say that I loved it when Beth and Alex had their WTF moment. I burst out laughing right along with them and actually almost felt a part of the drama (comedy?) on the boat.
Poor Countless. This ‘guy’ is the best she can do? And what author makes a presentation gift of a paperback copy of his book? Those two are completely inauthentic! And since when is what she does considered singing?
And may I add just a smidge of Jill (at most) is just right for me.
She’s stupid, crazy, and completely out of touch with reality. I feel so sorry for her children. They don’t stand a chance. Her husband should fight for sole custody.
Not sure if anyone has psoted this link to a story Kelly did…..There are other links to “other” stories….
LOL LOL LOL…….
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b181053_nyc_housewives_kelly_im_embarrassed_by.html
Diva
@76 Diva, thanks for the link…
“Enjoy it,” Bensimon told me earlier today with a laugh. “Have fun with it because that’s going to make my name bigger and bigger and give me a bigger platform to be charitable.”
I’m sorry but if I had a charity the last name I would want associated with it is Kelly Bensimon, unless i started a charity about how important it is to make sure proper medicines get to the mentally disturbed, then she can be the spokesmodel for Adderral or something.
And I don’t think she is currently working as an editor at Elle, i think that was a position she held in the past.
Can someone please find out if she has been dropped from being The Ambassador of Wool.
I’m sure all the Sheep out there started a petition by now to have her impeached. baa -baaa
baaaa baaaaaa
RitaFarb…here’s some more “interesting” links about the WOOL thing…
TOO FUNNY…
Have I no life ? I ask myself when I read this stuff…HELL NO !!
This is more FUN……….:>)
ENJOY………….Diva
http://crushable.com/entertainment/kelly-bensimon-wants-you-to-like-know-her-and-stuff/
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31555
@78 Forkblaster
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RitaFarbulous
“Adios lunatic, I’m going to the Hooters boat so I can see some real sane people,”
i love you recap.. spot on
Diva thanks for the link, that’s the article that Andy referenced when he read her quote during the reunion last year,
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahaha
“Is Bethenny a socialite?” asks Kelly now. “No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren duPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She’s not authentic. All she does is sit there and cry all the time. I’m like, you’re crying about guys? And shut up. Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books starting two magazines, bearing two children [daughters Sea, 10, and Teddy, 8], being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”
I enjoyed the comments on that article too
My favorite part was when Ramona asked where the Pinot Grigio was and B said there were grapes in the fridge and they could stomp them. Kelly replied she was going to eat those grapes and they were NOT going to be stomping on them. B then had to tell her it was a joke.
I’m torn. I want to point, laugh, and criticize, but having knowledge about mental illness and disorders, has me pensive. Kelly was definitely “off” last season in an annoying way, but not completely off the charts like this episode.
Okay, this is where I put on my Amatuer Internet Therapist cap on, but I have to agree that Kelly shows some of the hallmarks of Bipolar disorder. Yet, it may be in combo with Asperger’s Syndrome, which may explain so much the cluelessness she seems to have when interacting with the other women and her immaturity. Individual’s with Asperger’s don’t get “feelings”of others and can even become hostile when confronted with them. Kelly also seems to be unaware ( a big red Asperger’s flag) how odd what she says and does is. Even when confronted her reactions become more bizarre and she truly doesn’t understand why the woman are frustrated with her until it snowballs into what was shown. It is a milder form, but when put into high drama situations like this, it’s very difficult to watch.
I don’t think she’s stupid, she’s just wired differently and it’s not playing out very well on TV.
I think it would be interesting to know why she got divorced and what her exhusband’s perspective is.
Also, has anyone noticed that nobody ever says:
“The show was edited to make me look better than I normally do.”
Another Asperger’s Red flag…taking everything literally.
Regarding the grapes..people with Asperger’s do not get jokes, hence the reason Kelly needed to have the stomping on the grapes explained to her.
Deb61
I gotta say, normally I really hate it when people start diagnosing reality stars on the internet, but yours makes so much sense to me. If true, it explains so much.
I could be completely off the mark in regards to Kelly. I mean, I’m watching a tiny slice of someone’s life on a reality show and I don’t “know” the woman, but her thinking is just so “out there”. I have a family member with Asperger’s and then after reading this blog it struck me how much Kelly reminded me of that person! People with it (and it’s VERY hard to recognize if you are not familiar with it) can literally make one want to rip their hair out dealing with them.
I certainly felt like pulling out a few hairs after watching Kelly on the last RHNY.
Last season, I just thought she was a narcissist with an overblown ego (I went to Columbia). Now, I just think she needs help.
Kelly is sadly crazy. She is not witty or intielligient enough to hang with these ladies, add the crazies and there you go – a melt down!
It was refreshing to have no Jill in this episode, really hoping that is a trend. I actually fast forward through LuAnn now b/c she is so snooty and nasty to waste my time with.
As far as the other gals – they looked like they were have a blast, as friends should. Was nice to them happy and celebrating – thanks to Ramona.
Kelly is absolutely moronic and crazy!
Kelly was being Kelly a friggin LUNATIC. Kelly states over and over nobody cares about you Bethenny.Kelly a little tip..All you do is talk about Bethenny,bit@h about Bethenny, compare yourself to Bethenny. You my friend are OBSESSED with Bethenny not to mention CRAZY JEALOUS of Bethenny. Kelly claims to dislike B. Her actions prove different!!!
Kelly your the NUTJOB. your delusional!! Your not ARTICULATE by any strecth of the imagination. You need PROFESSIONAL help ASAP.
Bethenny I think you really need to serve this NUTCASE some paperwork to stay away from you. ASAP! She seems really dangerous and unstable. Its no laughing matter! envious&jealous people have an tend to come unglued.. then watch out!!! Ask any police Dept. Kellamity thats putting it MILDLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever said this, it’s classic
“Andy needs to have Candy Finnigan from Intervention at the housewife reunion”
RHNY – Season 3 Episode 11
The US Virgin Islands — What a beautiful place!
The Olga is such a classy yacht! The cat pee??? Not so much.
The STAGED hate-Jill banter is so over the top this year and so obnoxious coming from Ramona, Alex, and Bethenny.
Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
And Kelly is from Uranus. OMG, she has no feeling and does not want to deal w/ feelings (sounds like a guy 2 me).
Ramona
- Looks good for her age. That black bohemian bikini that
she wore at the lunch, on the first day on the yacht, was 2
sizes 2 small. She must have borrowed it from Avery.
- She was not a very nice hostess talking behind Jill’s back and
instigating catfights btn Bethenny and Kelly; especially since
she pleaded to Jill and Sonja that they were her anchor guests
and that w/o them the trip wouldn’t be the same …
what a hypocrite!!!
- Ramona was so rude for telling Kelly to lower her voice at
lunch and then she proceeds to yell at her at the top of her
lungs (in her ssshuuuut her down moment)
- Mona will French kiss anyone (after 20 pinot grigios) that pays
her a compliment
- Funny that Mario does not mention his wife slobbering over the
Hooter’s owner
I have to give credit to Alex and Mona for not getting fake boobs.
Bethenny does not need a noodle to swim … with those fake balloon boobs – they just float on their own (LOL)
LuAnn
- Karaoke does not equal iTunes hit, but money does buy u a
studio recording deal
- Liked her outfits at the KAM recording studio w/Chris Young
and her date w/Scandalocity Courte. Those
smoochy/slobbering kisses were 2 much …
OMG, spare me the details.
- I guess she’s having fun post Count Chocula
- I think she should combine her iTunes (Chic C’est la Vie and
Money Can’t You Buy Class) into a song t/b performed by
Fergie, Macy Gray, or Gwen Stefani.
- On another subject, but still related to LuAnn. Her niece
appears in the Bravo preview of “Work of Art”.
This is the same niece seen w/ LuAnn going to a bar, in
season1.
Bethenny
- In her very-pregnant episode commentaries, her cheeks
looked like they were about to explode. She looked like Alvin
the Chipmunk.
- She never misses a chance to talk about or showcase her
implants. She had to say to the Hooters owner that she came
prepared holding her fake boobs.
The Ho-Bag scene was my favorite! Never laughed to hard. But you know, even though Kelly is no match for Bethenny (in the intellect department), you can’t hurt Betochanny … there isn’t much that you can say to her that will make her cry.
Ooops … getting tired. Meant to say:
Beotchanny … there isn’t much that you can say to her that will make her cry.
Kelly is so dumb…she always says tha she went to Columbia….who cares.This woman-man needs help badly.She cannot speak and make a conversation..she so tall and ugly.
did Mario knows that Ramona kissed the other man on the boat?I don’t think it was nice for Ramona to do that…..YOU ARE MARRIED.The wine plays tricks on people.By the way i did not know that Bethanny breast was fake.The countless sound like a man.Alex is pretty in every way.Jill is a PHONY.Kelly is a man.
I think she is totally bipolar. One minute she’s up; the next she’s down. She always thinks people are attacking her, when they are not. That is the defnition of Crazy with a capital AZY!
Someting is definitely wrong with Kelly. She needs meds. She irrational as if she’s bi polar.
She’s a Fing NUTCASE!!!!!!
Pathetic Kelly, doesn’t she know that we watched her on TV what she said, her distorted face and her running to her room for “time out” which looked like to us mere seconds before she returned with candy, to fight again. That when you watched her start each huge arguement with inane comments? Kelly was 10 or 11yrs old in 1979, was she abused by someone at that age? She hit a boyfriend and was gooey over a guy who she did not know, and was sappy clingy over Max. Married an older man who should take custody of his 2 daughters NOW.
She is over tanned and a body like a young boy, and lots of cellulite in her behind and thighs. Her hair is over-processed and jagged. She toots her own horn how special she is, maybe used the special bus in 1979.
Jill has turned into a very bad “popular gal” Luann is Count less and was not born into privelage, she created herself. She does not show proper manners, she has a low manly voice that is not appealing. Song is stupid, can’t dance to it so why have it out there. Alex has more poise and manners than Luann. Bethanny says stuff that is for funny, and stupid people do not laugh. I roll with laughter when she makes comments. ZAP one was a scream!!
Ramona is in her world and fine with how she does her thing. She should of kicked kelly to the dingy for making it the Kelly show!! How classless is Kelly? Kelly said I accepted the invite knowing they all hated me , GIVE ME A BREAK MORON KELLY!!!!!!!!!!! Get evaluated and drug tested Kelly!!