Just in time for my trip to the beach–the Jenner/Kardashian’s former nanny Pam Behan has released a tell-all book!  The book, Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures of the Former Kardashian Nanny, details Pam’s time with the family which began on Bruce and Kris wedding day.  She formerly worked for Bruce’s second wife.

The Huffington Post reports that Pam clearly loved watching the Kardashian brood.  When she began working for the family Kourtney was twelve, Kim was ten, Khloe was six, and Rob was four.  She maintains that the girls were very well behaved, although there was an occasional unsupervised party.



She writes, “We never had any problems with drugs or alcohol. I don’t ever remember them sneaking out or having any real bad disciplinary issues. They were good girls.”

In the book, Pam chronicles the most scandalous situation she encountered while working for the family which occurred during one of her first grocery outings.  She recalls, “When I got home, Kris, who was in the kitchen, looked at the groceries I had just purchased, and let out a torrent of expletives. ‘$#&%! $#&%! $#&%! I can’t believe you forgot the $#&%ing broccoli!'”

Pam makes it clear that the Kris and Bruce were wonderful and caring employers (perhaps I don’t want to read this at the beach after all) who often fronted her money and helped with her tuition to Pepperdine.  She writes, “Kris’ ‘no excuses’ attitude contributed to the fame and success she has achieved for herself and her family.”

Her book also recounts Bruce’s plastic surgery obsession.  She says that she was very close with the patriarch (haha!), and often went with him to events before he began seeing Kris.  When she was nineteen, he told her she was a “cross between Farrah Fawcett and Goldie Hawn,” but he later suggested she get a nose job.  No shocker there, given Bruce’s penchant to go under the knife!

Pam also finds the irony of the reality tv stars’ show being entitled Keeping Up With the Kardashians.  As she recalls, Kris was always the one trying to keep up with the Joneses.  Why am I not surprised? The following excerpt sounds just like Kris:

Kris always seemed to be rubbing elbows with people that were “somebody.” Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and Robert spent time with friends whose parents were celebrities or people in the limelight. I believe she was grooming her children for their current celebrity status their entire lives. They only wore the cutest clothes from the nicest stores, and were always perfectly well dressed. Even at a young age, they were fashion plates, and their image was being carefully crafted. I do believe that the success they enjoy now is what she always hoped for and wanted for them and for herself.

HollywoodLife.com insinuates another juicy tidbit could be inferred by Pam’s book.  The site reveals that, according to Pam’s timeline, the boy Kim dated during the alleged time she lost her virginity at age fourteen is none other than Michael Jackson’s nephew T.J. Jackson.  The nanny even hints that Kris set her daughter up with Jackson in an effort to make her daughter famous.  No surprise there…little did she know she’d have to wait for Ray J for that to happen!

The book is available for free download online.



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