Kim Granatell is, like, desperate for some attention. Like really, really desperate. Pay attention to her puh-lease, Andy Cohen! The wannabe Real Housewives of New Jersey star continues her reign of terror by speaking out against the woebegone Teresa Giudice. Poor Teresa – she hasn’t a friend in the world. Oh, except for her makeup artist!

In Kim G.’s latest assault on reason and sanity, she announces that Teresa is just as guilty as her husband Joe Giudice and deserves jail time as well!


Teresa fraudulently obtained a license using her brother’s information and birth certificate too?! Stranger things have happened! No just kidding – actually this is what Kim Granny-panties has to say:

What goes around comes around and it’s all catching up to him,” Kim says about Juicy to RadarOnline. “I hope the judge throws the book at him.”

As for that wife of his – youse knows the one on RHONJ that nobody likes. No, not Danielle Staub – the new one nobody likes, Kim tells Tom Murro:  “Teresa is as guilty as he is, and just as dumb.”

“Maybe Teresa should join him in prison and they can have his and hers bunks so that they can do a spinoff show called The Real Inmates Of New Jersey,” Kim adds. Um… yes, please! I swear Teresa would smuggle leopard print pillows, her marble vanity, and sixty tons of faux-gold accent into that jail cell. Oh, and probably a spray tan booth.

Although here’s my spinoff idea: Milania Controls It All. Once Teresa and Joe both hit the jail cells, Milania takes over and instills a new world order. “Gimme some pizzas, trolls! Or else I’ll stuff you in a suitcase and jump on you til you cave. PEPPERONI!”

Well, with Kim G.‘s opinion on the Giuidices confirmed, there is no new episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight. So give your Fabulicious selves a night off and guzzle some Skinnygirl while watching Olympics Gymnastics instead!




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