This season of Real Housewives of New Jersey started with a bang. Well actually it was a loud whisper from Teresa Giudice, who came in hot to the birthday party Jackie Goldschneider had for her husband, in the premier episode. Four seconds into her entrance, Teresa was asking every cast member if they’d heard that Evan Goldschneider was cheating on Jackie. Dolores Catania, Melissa Gorga, and Margaret Josephs all tried to stop her. But you can’t stop Tre – she’s the Tom Brady of Housewives afterall.
Teresa doesn’t get basic things like analogies. Marge had Teresa and Jackie over to hash out the cheating rumor and it went downhill fast. Jackie asked if Teresa would be upset if she spread rumors about Gia Giudice doing coke. It was totally unnecessary. But Teresa spreading a fake rumor about Jackie’s husband and calling her the c-word, also wasn’t necessary. The fight however was classic RHONJ, and I appreciated it. Jackie has been called out by everyone from Gia to Dorinda Medley, and has no regrets.
I love a season that cuts right to the chase. *Usually* that means we have a lot in store. Our Real Housewives of New Jersey wasted no time in getting us to the drama. A quick recap; Teresa Giudice ran all around Jackie Goldschneider’s husband’s birthday party telling the cast that he cheats at the gym. Whenever anyone asked her where she heard it from Teresa somehow couldn’t remember. Of course, all of this made its way back to Jackie who then tried to help Tre understand what it feels like to have a rumor spread. To do this, Jackie made a false statement about Teresa’s daughter on camera. It didn’t end well.
Honestly, Teresa has had plenty of actual low down secrets aired out. Trying to help her understand what a fake rumor feels like is probably going to be fruitless. But I applaud Jackie for trying.
Off our screens but still in the drama. Joe Giudice is definitely still a topic on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Things are clearly not well between Joey and the Gorgas. Like, it’s getting bad. But can someone tell me why would Melissa Gorga or even Joe Gorga give a shit? I’m not exactly sure who would be trying to impress this felonious meatball. His life has been nothing but embarrassing pretty much since the moment he hit our screens.
There is a teased fight this season between Teresa Giudice, Joe Gorga, and Melissa. It seems Teresa is now picking the side of her EX-husband. The guy who lives across an ocean and essentially brought her down the prison path with him. Strange, considering her own infamous “stick with your blood” comments to her brother in the early years. Choices were made.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey women wasted no time launching into the Season 11 drama. It’s been a lot. If you still need time to google what an “analogy” is, take that time right now. …..K….you good?
So yea. Jackie Goldschneider’s use of this language tool completely stumped Teresa Giudice. It apparently confused her adult daughter Gia Giudice too. ICYMI, Teresa spread a rumor she heard about Jackie’s husband cheating. To demonstrate what hearing a false rumor about your loved ones feels like, Jackie facetiously said she heard Gia snorts coke. While Teresa is much further removed from elementary Language Arts courses, it’s honestly still a bit baffling that neither she or her daughter seem to understand it was a comparison, not a statement of fact. As if it makes what Teresa did excusable either way.
Who spreads rumors about someone cheating on his wife during his own birthday party? Teresa Giudice, that’s who. I would say that she showed up “armed and ready” to destroy Jackie Goldschneider’s husband Evan Goldschneider and his reputation, but she didn’t really seem to think out her strategy. Nor was she at-all-prepared with what she was going to say.
She had no evidence, no timeline, no witnesses, and she didn’t even share any details. She vaguely said he “does stuff at the gym.” What kind of stuff, Tre? With who? When? Who’s your source? Did she even have a source? Or did she just say this in retaliation to Jackie’s whole “if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck” thing last year when those photos emerged of Teresa holding hands with a 26-year-old guy.
Let’s face it, Real Housewives of New Jersey is basically The Teresa Giudice Show. All of the other Real Housewives shows are true ensembles, but this one really isn’t.
All storylines lead back to Teresa. They even took a year+ off from shooting because they didn’t want to film the series while Teresa was in jail. There was actually a three-episode special focused on Teresa’s family while she was in prison with Teresa solely appearing via speaker phone.
Real Housewives of New Jersey super fan Jackie Goldschneider is tired of Teresa being the queen bee on the show.
I am already sick of the word “analogy” and we are just two episodes into Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 11. Jackie Goldschneider said, “I heard Gia [Giudice] snorts coke in the bathroom at parties. I mean, I heard it! I don’t know where I heard it from… It’s the same thing!”
She was trying to get Teresa Giudice to understand the magnitude of claiming that Jackie’s husband Evan Goldschneider “does stuff at the gym.” However, now, people are flocking to Gia’s social media accusing her of doing drugs. Previously, Jackie said she didn’t regret the analogy. But, has she changed her mind?
Teresa Giudice saw red when Jackie Goldschneider made that analogy about Gia Giudice “snorting coke in the bathroom at parties.” She ran out of Margaret Josephs‘ house and said the “C” word more times than I could count.
While Teresa was in Lake George with the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast (minus Jackie), she called Gia to tell her what happened and get some advice. Gia said all the right things, telling Teresa that it was wrong for her to spread cheating allegations about Jackie’s husband Evan Goldschneider and that she handled everything in a “shitty” way. Gia encouraged Teresa to apologize to Jackie. That hasn’t happened… yet.