I swear Teresa Giudice has said a million times that her husband Joe Giudice doesn’t do Twitter.
Aaaahhh… what’s another lie to a Giudice! Apparently he does! Taking to Twitter yesterday Juicy defended himself against the allegations of cheating following the shocking phone call captured on last Sunday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey.
It turns out Le Juicy has a lot of gems on Twitter. And yes, he threatened to bust someone in the face. He’s like the Mr. T of reality TV, except all trash no class!
First of all, from way back when, Juicy dispelled this amazing classic: “So RHONJ comes back on tonight. All the cattiness with other women resurfaces once again.Some people are just jealous. And its not my wife.”
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“I love my wife and it is sad that one person can destroy a family bond with a brother, and destroy a bond between friends. BS,” Juicy wrote in May, following that up with “it truly is sad how much someone will go for payback, jealousy, and fame…”
Now combating the allegations of cheating, Juicy gives some background info on what happened in last week’s episode – and claims they didn’t have sex in the vineyard because Teresa didn’t really want to! Yeah to the right – we saw the tape!
“I have apologized to Tre about that conversation I had. It wasn’t the right thing to say to her, especially when I never do talk bad to her,” he claims. “you dont know anything that happens with me and tre behind closed doors,” Juicy insists.
Here’s his version of events (read from bottom to top):
Don’t get too excited about anymore classic Juicy Tweets, though – apparently Teresa is making him shut down the account so
he can’t meet any new lady friends he claims.
“Out of respect for my wife, I’ve decided to give up Twitter. I have no time for bullshit with haters. Thank you fans for the support though,” Juicy wrote. Adding, “Tre thinks it would be best with all of this drama going around. Im a straight shooter and sometimes thats not good.” I might just have to agree with her there.
And now a special message to his haters:
“To all my true fans, thankyou for supporting the Giudice family. I really appreciate it. And all yous haters can go f*ck yourselves.” Awwww… thanks Juic. Don’t be too sweet now.
TELL US – WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON JUICY’S VERSION OF EVENTS? SURPRISED HE HAS A TWITTER?
UPDATE: Allegedly (well according to Teresa) this a Juicy impersonator?! What? Someone WANTS to be Juicy? The so-called impersonator has been acting as a pseudo-celeb since July of 2011 and interestingly it seems neither Teresa nor Joe have tried to shut the account down.
Teresa maintains this isn’t the real Joe, tweeting: Juicy Joe is not on twitter someone else.” Perhaps Juicy is keeping his tweeting a secret – seems like the man hides things a lot. I mean, allegedly, of course!
SO – WHAT DO WE THINK: IS THIS JOE’S SECRET ACCOUNT OR A JOE IMPOSTER?