Police Called To Honey Boo Boo’s House!

Whhheweee… y’alls gots somz prob-lems in the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo house! According to a report from the local police in McIntyre, Georgia they were called to the home over a suspected burglary. What on earth would they steal?! Mountain Dew? Pageant costumes? Honey Boo Boo hairs? Lawd only knows.

Apparently June and Alana Thompson returned home from their thrice daily trip to Kuntry Store for Nascar accessories to find the front door ajar. So they called the police.

RadarOnline confirmed with Chief Amerson of the McIntyre Police Department that the call was definitely made but said the police officer’s report was still pending. Luckily it does not appear that any hot rollers were harmed in the potential robbery.

The possible burglary did not deter Honey Boo Boo‘s appearance in this weekend’s Miss Sparkle and Shine pageant where I image she both sparkled and shined!

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Not shining? Parenting. Apparently Pumpkin gave baby Kaitlyn a treat – a binky dipped in Mountain Dew. The thieves didn’t steal it all!? Will wonders never cease!

Now this show… I have to say it’s a trip. I grew up in a town the size of a dime in West Virginia so I know all about the antics of the hillbilly and really I prefer Call of The Wildman to get my home away from home redneck fix. I’m afraid Honey Boo Boo brings back too many haunting memories of hunting season, Wal-mart shopping trips, and mall pageants.

But I know y’all are mighty excited about experiencing the trailer park way of life (and not just through Vicki Gunvalson‘s boyfriend Brooks Ayers!). So Reality Tea is considering recapping this fine specimen of documentary film-making on the white trash kuntry way of life.

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SO, TELL US – SHOULD WE RECAP HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO?

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