It wouldn't be a mature adult relationship if it wasn't playing out dramatically over Twitter, right? There is just something so sexy about a grown man who has nothing better to do with his time than to passive aggressively tweet about everything under the son. Thank you, Brooks Ayers, for showing me exactly what I want in my dream guy!
Brooks, who has been dating Real Housewives of Orange County's Vicki Gunvalson, has recently had a lot to say in the Twitterverse. I guess not working allows him that grand luxury. I wonder what I would do if I didn't have to work. Oh, I know! I'd perfect my ability to engage with strange and often angry female fans of Bravo in 140 characters or less…
The comments that Brooks has been tweeting in the last week have many speculating whether he is still filling Vicki's love tank with daily affirmations. The couple has met with a firestorm of criticism from fans, friends, and family alike, although both have put forth a united front. However, maybe the major lack of support from family is finally wearing on the pair. Vicki's daughter Briana Culberson has made no secret about her disdain for Brooks, who she believes in a con man. Likewise, her husband Ryan isn't Brooks' biggest fan. You all recall that Ryan called Brooks a "manipulative POS" last week on the social networking site.
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So, is there trouble in paradise? After perusing Brooks' Twitter page, it appears that he really likes to delete negative comments that are tweeted to him while leaving up his kind yet witty response to said comments. Last week, before Ryan and Briana unleashed on him in cyberspace, he cryptically wrote, "Nothing like a fresh new start in life….. Offers a new perspective in all aspects of life!"
The following day, he admonished a follower for presumably saying something negative his nemesis and Vicki's former bestie Tamra Barney, telling the follower to "[b]e kind to Tamra." Of course, the follower's original tweet is nowhere to be found.
On Friday, a pensive Brooks opined, "'If a relationship has to be a secret, then you shouldn't be in it.' Just saying…." Have he and Vicki started sneaking around to avoid public scrutiny? Have the pressures from her family finally taken its toll on the duo?
It was the following day that Brooks boldly stated he'd never sold any stories that Briana and Ryan took to Twitter to call him a liar. His response? "I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes but still I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am. #loyalty"
Yesterday a follower accused Brooks of driving Vicki's cars (oh, the scandal!), to which he replied, "Haha….no, I don't! Typical reality tv…a lot of skewd [sic] misinformation out there. Have a great day!" I have to say that I love Brooks signs off most of his tweets by passive aggressively wishing everyone well. It's priceless. Follow!
While it's not known whether the couple is on the outs, Briana is hoping her mother will reconsider a lot of things in her life…including her participation in RHOC. Rumor Fix is reporting that Vicki is torn about returning for an eighth season, saying, “Briana doesn’t want me to do it anymore. She wants just the family to be private.”
Vicki continues, “Every year, I do soul searching and I end up doing it and I end up crying and having anxiety and diarrhea all the time." T. M. I. TMI!!!
“I just want peace and love and happiness," Vicki explains. Bravo, of course, has yet to confirm or deny any casting, telling the site, “There has been nothing officially announced by the network.”
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I predict the couple is still going strong, and Vicki is going to be front and center on season 8!
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