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Braunwyn Windham-Burke Real Housewives Of Orange County

Finally we have reached the end of the line with Real Housewives Of Orange County. It has been a long and confusing season of many Housewives I do not particularly like. Tamra Judge, I am looking at you. Furthermore I am so thankful I will no longer have to type Brauwnyn Windham-Burke‘s exhausting name, as exhausting as the woman herself, every week. Ugh.

Among the many revelations from part 3 of the reunion, we learned that skanky behavior has always been a cornerstone of the show’s foundation and Andy Cohen will not have you argue it any other way. Boobs out, girls!

We open with Vicki Gunvalson accusing Braunwyn of violating the show’s moral compass, causing Vicki to lose 2 clients. I’m sorry, so dating cancer scamming Brooks Ayers meets Vici’s clients “moral compass”? Andy reminds Vicki that she has flashed her tits at the dinner table, given fake blow jobs (in addition to plenty of low blows) and participated in the Naked Wasted episode with Gretchen Rossi, so why the revisionist history??

Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County

OK, so once again rolling in super tardy with a recap. This time for part 2 of the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion. Sorry Vicki Gunvalson – I respect Christmas more than I respect you!

Legit question, though: Vicki wasn’t even a ‘Housewife’ this season, yet she is the star of this reunion? There she is, sitting in the supremo spot next to Andy Cohen, and at this point 3/4 of the reunion has been dedicated to dissecting Vicki’s antics and her fights on the show.

Part 2 was all about Vicki’s failed friendship with Kelly Dodd, and once again they promised to bury the hatchet in each other’s backs. First, though, they rehash the train rumor, the cocaine allegation, the throw mama down the stairs off a train tale, the broken hand in a bar con-woman catfight… You know, all the classics!

Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 14 Reunion Part 1

Wow – last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion was vicious on a level I haven’t seen since the heyday of Real Housewives Of New Jersey!

Vicki Gunvalson had a full-fledged meltdown, was stripped bare, and we were left with the skeletal remains of her original face. It continues in Part 2! Vicki’s entire identity is wrapped up in RHOC so when threatened with that loss, her true self came skulking out with a vengeance. Think Golom chasing the golden ring. I gotta say – I sort of love it. Part 1 of this trilogy, it was the Tres Amigas vs Kelly Dodd, with a little bit of Emily and Gina by their side. And it looks like Part 2 goes even darker.

First of all for the outfits, everyone looked awful. I actually thought Vicki and Emily Simpson, in their velvet dresses looked the best, but Emily’s makeup looked like she let Shane apply it as part of some trust therapy session. Emily and Shane are the new David and Shannon Beador. ‘Studying for the bar’ is Shane’s version of an affair, being that he’s Mormon and all. He’s so checked out of that marriage he might as well be in Italy frolicking naked in the forrest with his new girlfriend. Don’t forget the sock!

Tamra Judge Real Housewives Of Orange County

Last night was the season finale of Real Housewives Of Orange County and with all the chaos, the only thing I could think about was that Gina Kirschenheiter is actually MOVING her word art collection. Like it’s priceless art. Frankly I’m surprised she wasn’t selling it to Sothebys. But seriously you guys, just like her marriage and her ex-man, that stuff is garbage!

Gina decided to reconcile with Matt, and she is glowing like a teenager with a crush as she tells Emily Simpson that he’s truly changed. Gina believes this is a second chance at their marriage. They’ve sold their Coto home and are moving some place new and fresh, and Gina doesn’t even worry about what Matt’s doing in LA.

Well, just like Gina cut the dead ends off her hair, she needs to cut off Matt! Emily knows this, but she tries to be supportive. We can see in others what we can’t see in ourselves, right!

Real Housewives Of Orange County RHOC Emily Kelly Dodd

If you crammed any more drama, hijinks, meltdowns, and hysterias (and medical issues!) into this episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County I think it would explode a la Kelly Dodd after 2 cocktails and exposure to a snarky meme. Things would just come flying out, every which way, and the only thing that would be left standing amid the rubble would be Tamra Judge and the two giant inflatable jugs she has strapped to her chest as a bullet-proof vest/getaway life raft.

I literally can’t even begin to dissect all the switching animosities and loyalties, but all I have to say is Tamra is masterful at manipulating these women in a tizzy of stupidity. And Kyle Richards thinks Lisa Vanderpump plays chess…  

Vicki & Brooks - RHOC season 10

Poor Vicki Gunvalson, can’t we she get a break? After receiving a humiliating demotion on Real Housewives of Orange County, other troubles continue to plague Vicki. The serial liar black cloud known as Brooks Ayers just won’t go away. Viewers took a long and painful journey while Vicki was involved with Brooks. The man was responsible for quite possibly the most devious scandal in Housewives history, and Vicki stood by his side every step of the way.

During Victim and Brooks’ courtship, Vicki managed to lose fans, friends, and her dignity. Her blind devotion to someone lying about having cancer resulted in some severe consequences. Vicki didn’t just invite Brooks into her love tank, she invited him to do business with her. Vicki’s Vodka was a total failure business venture created in the hopes of fattening their wallets and keeping Brooks in new dentures. It didn’t exactly turn out that way. Even though the couple is done, in March of this year, Vicki sued Brooks for breach of written and verbal agreements, as well as fraud. But Brooks has another plan and it doesn’t include writing Vick a check. Thus the saga continues in the agonizing neverending tale of Vicki and Brooks.

Vicki Gunvalson Says Meghan Edmonds Is “So Awful” & She Knew Meghan & Jim Edmonds Would Divorce

Vicki Gunvalson, leech friend of Real Housewives of Orange County, is spewing her opinion all over the place.  Someone needs to take this platform away from this woman.

You would think Vicki would learn from her past. The things that come out of her mouth can be extremely hurtful.  And yet, she’s the first to well up when someone says something mean about her.

Vicki Gunvalson Says Kelly Dodd Got Engaged For A Storyline

Vicki Gunvalson & Kelly Dodd are probably never going to be friends again. There is too much bad blood between them. From cocaine accusations to pig insults, their friendship is nonexistent. Despite their fallout, both remain central figures on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki might not be a full-time cast member anymore, but she’s very much a part of the show.

In addition to being Housewives, the two women have another thing in common. Both have wedding bells in their future! Vicki has been engaged to Steve Lodge for a while. However, Kelly’s engagement is a little more recent. PLEASE HAVE THE WEDDING ON THE SAME DAY. Considering how much these women loathe one another, surely Vicki had something to say about it. OH YES. She definitely did.