So it seems that Kanye West has found his voice because the man cannot stop talking about getting married to Kim Kardashian. I mean, dude, I'm going to let you finish but I had one of the…nothing. I've got nothing. I think we are all going to have to let Kanye finish…and that means it could be a long time before he stops doing interviews about his engagement to the reality star. You know what, though? I'm fine with it. He seems to have quieted Kim for the time being, and I have a feeling that Kim is soon going to only know how to smile and nod like
Kate Katie Holmes when she was with Tom Cruise.
E! is dishing more on an interview Kanye gave on Monday morning–you know, the one where he discussed finding the perfect ring(s) for the elaborate engagement. He also addressed the dudes who plan on popping the question to their ladies after his Jumbotrontastic love fest, saying, "I gotta apologize to the race of males for turning [it] up so much." He's far too kind. And humble. Surprisingly, the actual ceremony will be relatively low-key, with Kanye only teasing, "Two words: fighter jets."
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Because he keeps talking about it, Us Weekly has the details of Kanye's chat yesterday with Ryan Seacrest. Of his ridiculously excessive proposal, Kanye admits, "I was nervous. I was talking to [Kim’s] cousin. I was like, ‘I don’t know, what do you think she’s going to say?’" explaining, "This is someone else’s feelings. You never know what someone else may feel at the time."
Kanye, however, always knew how he felt about Kim. The tiny rapper shares, "I just knew I wanted her to be my girl for a long time," joking, "I remember I saw a picture of her and Paris Hilton…and I remember telling my boy…‘Have you seen that girl Kim Kar-dijon?’” The creative genius even muses about why the uber famous for nothing Kim has been slighted by the Hollywood Walk of Fame, asserting,"It's not the walk of singing…it’s the Walk of Fame."
And don't even get him started on Vogue, the cover of which Kim has never graced (thank you, Vogue). Kanye states, "We have our cool table … and there’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue," adding, "[Two time cover Vogue cover woman] Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day." Well, um, yeah…and I'm sure that Michelle is pretty happy about that distinction. Wouldn't you be?
Having been given creative license to plan the wedding from Kim (this is old hat for her!), Kayne is already spewing ideas like vomit. He reveals, "I'd like to get the people who do the Chanel shows [for it]." Chanel and fighter jets? I bet Kim is all "Take me to bed or lose me forever…" (Anyone?) Speaking of, Yeezy also plans on being a bit traditional as well. Kanye plans to wear a wedding band and he assures us that Kim will take his last name. Has he run that last bit by Kris Jenner yet? Of his fiance, Kanye gushes, "It’s an unfair level of awesomeness in one person to be that smart, to be that nice to be…blatantly fine as hell. Like, one of the most beautiful people of all time. She’s not hard to wake up to." I'll take your word for it, buddy.
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In other random Kimye news…Kanye is opening a store right next door to DASH, called Yeezus Tour. Here a few snapshots of the special side-by-side stores on Melrose Blvd.