Farrah Abraham's spoiled brat antics never cease to amaze me – but I cannot ever get enough. I love this girl. The Teen Mom star turned porn star turned Couples Therapy star is not getting along with her co-stars. You're shocked, I know. It's taken me a few days to come to terms with it as well.
Three days into therapy, Farrah and Taylor Armstrong really, truly hate each other, which is ironic considering they're cut from the same mold. "Looks like Taylor is insecure," she tweeted. "Hmm – sorry I'm confident and work hard. I don't need 2 marry someone to have a life, wish you and John the best."
You would expect a middle-aged professional (on paper) to rise above these childish shenanigans, right? Yeah, no. Taylor's fiance John Bluher tweeted, "Farrah is ridiculous. Everyone and Dr Jenn Berman were drawn into the abyss of deceit. Taylor wanted to mentor her – but we learned! We smelled a rat immediately." He definitely speaks the truth though.
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Real L Word stars Whitney Mixter and Sada Bettencourt pegged Farrah as batshit crazy right away. Whitney snarked, "Farrah's writing a Christian book, then she's writing an erotic novel. You can't do that. That is against the law of physics."
Farrah tweeted, "I love seeing how limited my house mates seem to be. I know it's hard to get – I'm hot, 22, & an amazing mother, thanks Lesbian couple."
Farrah took to Keek to tell us that her new co-stars are alcoholics, crazy, liars, malicious, bad parents, and hypocrites. At least I think she's talking about her co-stars, but she could just be looking in a mirror. The jury's still out. Watch and enjoy, my friends. Her face might be frozen – looks painful – but her eyes are as bouncy as ever. (not suitable for work or kids)
TELL US – UM – WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT FARRAH? WILL SHE EVER CATCH A CLUE?
Photo Credit: Keek