I finally know what Kim Kardashian is trying to do with her recent horrible, bikini-clad Instagram videos. It's really quite brilliant if I'm going to give credit where credit is due. The Keeping up with the Kardashians star certainly had me fooled for a bit. I assumed the videos were just vain, materialistic attempts at attention while bragging about exotic vacays. Boy was I wrong.
So what's the big reveal? Elementary, my dear Watson! I've determined that Kim is just being a stellar fiance to Kanye West. All of this Instagram craziness is just her way to make us all realize that the tiny rapper's Bound 2 video is an actual work of art. I mean, compared to Kim's latest postings, it is…right? Slow clap, Kimmie. Slow. Clap.
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Kim posted the below teaser Instagram video with the caption "coming soon," which means there's–wait for it! (still haven't recovered from the HIMYM finale, by the way)–there's more! And she'll post it! To say I'm equal part confused and intrigued would be an understatement. There's a lot of chlorine and cleavage and hair flipping. One can only hope that it will involve her riding backwards with Yeezy on Schwinn with a flower basket.
TELL US-WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE ONSLAUGHT OF KIM'S RANDOM INSTAGRAM VIDEOS? AM I ONTO SOMETHING?
[Photo/Video Credit: Instagram]