southern charm trav

“He’s got more honey… than any honeybee.” I cannot (cannotcannotcannotcannotcannot) wait to get that catchy little ditty stuck in my head, and the countdown is on the home stretch! Mrs. Pat, allow me to grab you a dressing drink. Shepard “Shep” Rose, I promise not to fangirl you in bars this spring. Cordially Cooper Ray, I’m sorry I can’t make you the same promise because it’s going to happen. Cameran Eubanks, Whitney Sudler-Smith, Craig Conover, and Landon Clements, my DVR has been lonely without you, but everyone knows we southerners have to hibernate when the temperatures dip into the upper 40s. 

Well, guess what dear readers? We hit seventy degrees this week in Charleston, Thomas Ravenel and Kathryn Dennis emerged from their winter slumber to engage in an epic brawl on social media, and yours truly got her roots done. These signs can only have one meaning… we have a premiere date for the third season of Southern Charm! Bless all y’all’s hearts. It’s going to be sweeter than the Arnold Palmer at Martha Lou’s Kitchen (google it). 

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Bravo has finally rewarded us for our patience and released the teaser for the show’s junior go-round which begins Monday, April 4 at 9PM. The Holy City will be recovering from the onslaught of extra people in town to run one of the nation’s top 10K races that weekend, and what better way to recuperate from the shin splints and ensuing hangovers than by watching one of Bravo’s guiltiest pleasures? Well played, Andy Cohen. Well played indeed.  

While T-Rav can take comfort in the fact that people from all over the world will be trekking across the bridge named for his father, he isn’t too keen on his lack of face time in Bravo’s recently released Southern Charm trailer. After seeing the teaser, Thomas tweeted yesterday, “Saw the Southern Charm trailer on Bravo. My face was in exactly zero frames. I guess the TRav persona has run its course. Thank God!”

See what he did there? T-Rav pretends to be thankful he’s not prominently featured as he draws all of our attention to the fact we don’t ever see his face. Guess what? We are treated to his tight little bum, and maybe that’s all the teaser we need! I kid, I kid. Also, Thomas must be referring to the commercials airing on Bravo which aren’t showing his mug, as the trailer clearly treats us to his face (and backside and bare chest) several times. Patricia totally lectures him while sipping on what is presumably her breakfast gin, and can we talk about Kathryn’s showdown with Landon

I just can’t. In South Carolina, and especially Charleston, it’s much more *socially acceptable* to show disdain for Southern Charm (although everyone is watching even if they claim not to be), but I am fanning so hard right now. Give me a Tiger Beat with a fold-out poster of Shep, pass me an oyster knife and bourbon neat, and let’s get this party started, shall we? 

TELL US – HOW EXCITED ARE YOU FOR SOUTHERN CHARM SEASON 3? WHAT PART OF THE TRAILER PIQUES YOUR INTEREST THE MOST? 

[Photo Credit: Bravo]

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