Karen Huger is always nearly fit to be tied, but if the Black Bill Gates got his butt grabbed by Michael Darby, all etiquette would be off the proverbial table! Instead, with Michael’s hands occupied with Andrew’s derrière, Karen is focusing her attention on why Ashley Darby needs to be ignored.
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Potomac, Karen gave us a glimpse of her not-so-well-mannerly alter ego Shaka. “She is a no nonsense kind of girl with a very low tolerance for trivial shenanigans,” describes Karen.
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Although Karen promises it is “rare” for Shaka to make an appearance, when she does “it’s ON!” On like Donkey Kong, or ON like Karen in Bethany Beach when there was a Michael sighting?!
One person who nearly coaxes the Shaka out of Karen is Ashley. Though Ashley started out as Karen’s potential protege, she quickly proved herself not worthy and now has turned invisible in Karen’s eyes. As for any attempted confrontation at Charrisse Jackson-Jordan‘s 50th, Karen dismissed it as “NOT HAPPENING!”
“I was very polite to Ashley, I acknowledged her when I spoke to her at the birthday party,” remarks Karen in her Bravo blog. “I was not about to risk ruining it by possibly getting into it with Ashley yet again.”
Also not happening: Michael putting this hands anywhere near the precious commodities that is the Black Bill Gates. That ass is made for sitting at computers only!
Shockingly Karen takes a more neutral stance to Michael “playfully” grabbing Andrew’s butt. “To each his own,” she sniffs. “I’m just glad I wasn’t involved and that Michael didn’t pinch Ray.”
Yes, I am quite certain Mrs. Huger Shaka would be getting Michael very together! After all, Karen couldn’t even handle Michael sleeping in the same house with her – a house Michael owns – for fear that he may see her walking around in her underthings, I can only imagine if his hands got a hold of Ray. Golf wouldn’t be solving any problems there!
Karen also summarized why she was frustrated with Ray over the surprise bartender at Rayvin’s party. “I wanted it to be everything she wanted, no surprises. Like Ray said, his mind was on other things and he neglected to mention ordering the bartender. I wish he would have informed me but I understood. Oh well, he is Mr. Huger! Rayvin’s graduation celebration was everything she wanted. We are so proud of her.”
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