If there’s one thing we’ve learned in all our years watching (and reporting on) reality TV is that these people need a lot of therapy! Thank goodness some genius figured out how to kill two birds with one stone by inventing reality television therapy. That way these ‘stars’ can indulge in both their addiction to extending their 15 minutes, and potentially seeking some much-needed help. Do I have Dr. Drew to thank for this?
Amber won’t just be bringing Matt into the fold, her mom Tonya will also be moving in to address their complex relationship, as often dysfunctionally displayed on Teen Mom OG. Maybe Amber actually needs two seasons of this stuff?
Brandi’s father Guy will be joining her in the house. “Don’t miss my dad’s & my new show together! Be scared!!! I am #familytherapy #familybootcamp starts airing March 9th on #WETV,” she announced in an instagram post. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) Eddie and LeAnn are staying home!
Other cast members include former Mob Wives star Renee Graziano, whose family and personal problems are obviously extreme. She’ll be joined by her sisters Lana and Jennifer Graziano – who was actually the creator and producer of Mob Wives! Love & Hip Hop‘s Chrissy Lampkin will be moving in with Mama Jones and her man Jim Jones. Eek.
E! News reveals that the craziest drama will center around Amber and Matt. Amber met her current boyfriend and baby daddy Andrew Glennon during filming, because Andrew actually works for the show as a cameraman and um, crossed enemy lines. Matt, meanwhile, up and married some random babe in Las Vegas this November. Amber and Matt apparently fight over his inability to commit which wasn’t copacetic with her desire to have a family – something he already has enough of!
You can catch the new season on WeTV beginning March 9. I might actually have to tune in for this ultimate mess express. Does that make me crazy enough to be a cast member – sometimes I feel like I’ve watched enough reality TV that I’m guilty by association.
TELL US – WILL YOU BE WATCHING THIS MESS?
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