I’m sure no one – like no one at all – is surprised to hear that after 8 months of wedded bliss distress Mike Shouhed and Jessica Parido are divorcing. Who didn’t believe their love was solid and based on such a deep level of shared goals, commitment, and mutual respect?
Last week Jessica filed for divorce from the Shahs Of Sunset star citing irreconcilable differences, but obviously the real reason was Mike cheating on Jessica!
Last night on Vanderpump Rules there was an intervention, some couples therapy, and one doomed relationship after another. Happy vibes!
Despite the fact that Shay is still MIA (in his parents basement), Scheana Marie is rallying like the supermodel she is by smizing with her saddest ‘I’m crying through my tears’ face as she models tiara-shaped hair clips, and giant gold crown headbands for Katie Maloney‘s new website Pucker & Pout.
Oh Scheana, you do sooooo much for your friends. Taking quick breaks to hold back tears so not to muss her makeup, Scheana sniffles, “Lisa told me to breathe through my nose.” Oh Scheana, you poor unfortunate soul whose husband became a Vicodin addict JUST so you could have a storyline about how love is harder than the diamond you covet so super bad!
Kristen Doutewill, yet again, be at the center of another dramatic season of Vanderpump Rules – and once again Kristen will find herself at the center of a cheating scandal! As we know, her now ex-boyfriend James Kennedy hooked up with one of Scheana Marie‘s friends. Although James confessed to Kristen that he made out with the other girl, we know that much MUCH more went on! When Kristen finds out the truth, she and James of the Baby Beamer Selfies are no more!
Kristen is relieved that she’s no longer with her “not awesome ex-boyfriend” James, whom she is “extremely embarrassed” to have ever dated.
Lisa Vanderpump‘s restaurants aren’t only the hottest places to dine, they also have the hottest thieves! This weekend Villa Blanca was burglarized by a hot robber rocking an unzipped hoodie to reveal his washboard abs. No, it wasn’t Jax Taylor… the thief in the night is unknown!
Security cameras, which seem to be working just fine for this occasion, captured the burglar as he broke into the kitchen and is seen rifling through the fridge, emerging with a gallon of milk.
Teresa Giudice can barely construct the ingredientzes of a sentence, but she’s about to be a published author once again! Teresa’s prison memoir, titled ‘Turning The Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again‘ will be released this February and is being touted as an exposé on her life in prison and a glimpse at the real Teresa that reality TV cameras haven’t shown.
Rocky Dakota recently gushed about how close she’s grown to all her castmates since Eros docked. Obviously Below Deck watchers were like, uhhhh… something’s fishy because everybody HATED Rocky’s guts about 5 minutes ago. It turns out Rocky’s ‘fake’ interview was just the latest installment in the Rocky Horror Boat Show and Rocky admitted she lied!
In the cast update, Rocky who has been in a bubble of Dom and Yoga, while flinging her mermaid tail from Paris to Hawaii to Captain Aleks‘ arms yacht, gave a long quote about the friendships she’s formed with several members of the Eros crew, even cooking dinner with Captain Lee and calling Connie Arias to talk bikini tips. Oh yeah, Rocky also claimed Eddie loved her!