On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York we met the incorrigible skirt-chasing Papaviva. Aviva Drescher‘s dad, George, shares Pinot Singer‘s lack of tact (although his seems deliberate) and her penchant for the outrageous; naturally Aviva thought he would be perfect for Pinot bestie and fellow sexy times enthusiast Sonja Morgan.
Since this was filmed during a time when everyone was getting along, Sonja seemed game for the set-up. Well, uuuhhh… as evidenced by the previews – and by Sonja’s most recent Bravo blog; things have changed. And now Sonja is not so keen on Aviva‘s attempt to play matchmaker. Or Aviva in general!
Danielle Staub has always been delusional and this latest publicity attempt proves it tenfold. Watch out citizens of New Jersey, because the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star has decided to abandon reality TV for another job that requires backstabbing, drama, whining, fighting, and cameras – politics!
“Funny as hell behind the scenes shot of last years BBW shoot. Jennifer look like “This sucks”-Shaunie look like “What the hell have I done to deserve this”-Evelyn look like “I’m ready to go” and I look like, “That will get you popped” LMFAOOOOOOO.”
We want to hear your best captions for Tami’s photo!
Oh Gary Janetti… you were (are?) the best part of It’s A Brad, Brad World. Perhaps it’s the professional comedic writer in you that makes you so darn funny! Anywho, I absolutely adore this comment and I think it is so, so true. So without further ado, here’s a little quote to make you swoon. (Yes, I’m aware this all rhymes!)
Reality TV stars work overtime self promoting and keeping their reality well, very in the public. In today’s installment of S#*! Reality Stars Say, we bring you the Caroline Manzo edition.
The feisty Real Housewife of New Jersey star is apparently tired of getting slammed in the social media circuit (perhaps she should be nicer then?) and recently posted this little threat (kinda) on Twitter to warn the haters to quench their thirst with blk. and back. off. Otherwise the bulldog just might come out to attack!
All the talk of Teresa Giudice getting a spinoff seems to be unnecessary as the entire plot of Real Housewives of New Jersey revolves around her. For once I don’t believe Teresa is delusional – I mean, everybody is always talking about her, amirite?
Teresa‘s latest Bravo blog addresses former friend turned stalker/nemesis Caroline Manzo‘s crazy comments about Teresa’s marriage and the passive aggressive comments she believes Kathy Wakile made about her cookbook. Hang on, you’re in for a loooong RHONJ post!
“You’d think by now I’d be used to everyone on the show talking about me non-stop every single episode, but I’ll admit I was shocked by Caroline’s comment about my marriage,” Teresa begins.
“Not because I don’t expect her to say nasty things about me and to constantly judge of me — that’s what she does. To quote Audriana‘s favorite movie right now, The Little Mermaid: ‘It’s what she lives for.’ (Caroline does remind me of Ursula, come to think of it…) What shocked me is her hypocrisy.”
Despite allegedly being fired from American Idol, Forbes has named Jennifer Lopez number one on their Celebrity 100 list. Why? Her amazing career resurrection! Oh, and the massive millions she’s pulled in as of late. Dating teenagers does wonders for one’s earning ability, I suppose.
Apparently basing their list not on talent, but on monetary success, social media prowess, and media visibility; Jennifer outranks even Oprah and Beiber this year. The former J.Lo earned $52 Million dollars in the last year alone. Holy hot pants that’s a lot of moolah!
Crediting Jennifer‘s amazing reincarnation from aging nobody married to Marc Anthony and a flailing attempt at the latin market, Jennifer’s star started rising again the moment she stepped onto the Idol judging panel.