If you thought Carlton Gebbia's sexcapades have been bad in previous weeks ("girlfriend kiss", flirting with the nanny, and of course "mommy and daddy's playroom") – this week will surely get your panties in a bunch!
Trying to push Brandi Glanville off her throne as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' most controversial Housewife, Carlton takes her husband and her mother-in-law shopping at a lingerie store and proceeds to give ol' mummy dearest a little action! Carlton, seriously – don't try so hard!
The former Love & Hip Hop star was arrested yesterday after she got into a brawl at a New Jersey bar. Chrissy is accused of hitting the girl in the face badly enough for her to need stitches!
TMZ reports that Chrissy was arrested by Edgewater PD around 2:30 AM for aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. The recipient of Chrissy's drunken crazy required hospitalization and stitches above her eye.
“I love the new year, new beginnings," Khloe confesses to British Cosmopolitan as next month's cover girl. "I need a good fresh start; I’m excited for this year to be over with. You only live once so let’s make that one time perfect. We can’t fix our mistakes and imperfections, so let’s have fun. You get what you give out in life."
The Real Housewives of Atlanta continued their girls trip to Savannah where some unlikely bonding occurred – it only took a cockroach and some southern comfort food to bring them all together! Collective "awwwwwww".
Despite a fight about Chuck's very Housewives past, things are all fine the next morning as the women come together to make breakfast and gossip. Kandi Burruss shares that she and Todd "skypesex" and she shows him her vag. I hope she doesn't end with an accidental sex tape when Krayonce hacks her phone or something out of revenge! Apparently Porsha Stewart had something pierced down there: TMI.
Doing a 180, Cynthia Bailey says that Noelle has a boyfriend but there is no unsupervised time as the parents are very involved. She thinks it's better to be supportive than put her foot down and have Noelle rebel. "I'd rather be picking up Arthur than picking up a grandbaby," Cynthia explains. #cosign!
Kandi and Cynthia relate about parenting girls vs. parenting boys – as Phaedra Parks puts it, with boys you only have to worry about one "dingaling" but with girls you have to worry about everybody else's dingaling. NeNe Leakes doesn't care: she thinks Noelle is too young to date and Cynthia is making a mistake supporting it.
Mere months after finalizing her divorce from Kris Humphries, the reality stargot engaged to Kanye West in a lavish, over-the-top proposal. Tell me: why does Kim always look so glum for the lady who has everything?
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In her new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills blog Brandi says she is done apologizing. Which leads me to wonder if Brandi knows the difference between apologizing and justifying because I don't much remember her apologizing to begin with!
To prove that she is like so over being sorry-ish, Brandi posted a slew of family photos on twitter of her mom, dad, and grandma flipping off all the "haters". We can suck it, says Miss. Sorry, Not Sorry!
"As of today I have a new outlook. No more feeling sorry for myself because I had a rough year or some pathetic, phony famewh— can't stop talking about me and throwing bulls— labels my way," Brandi begins, again blaming Joyce Giraud for her behavior. #SomePeopleNeverLearn