On this beautiful-ish Monday morning, I'm a bit sluggish. Perhaps I was lulled into a stupor by Cynthia Bailey's passive non-action on last night's rather tepid and boring episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta? The wine was not able to keep me – or the episode – afloat. But alas, there were some bright spots.
We're still in Mexico where NeNe Leakes is telling Peter Thomas that he's like a bitch, no wait he's not really a bitch he just wants to be one of the bitches, but not an actual bitch, he's just in bitches' bizness. So he's a bitch but she didn't mean to call him a bitch she was just pointing out that he was acting like a bitch. If you're confused, you are not alone.
Well, well… it seems two egomaniacal, desperate for drama, truth-stretching, attention whores can't get along. Who wouldda thought it?! Anyone who did not see this coming is dumber than Porsha Stewart a rock!
According to sources Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville are already on the outs during the filming of Celebrity Apprentice. And we're only ONE challenge in! In actuality, however, they didn't like each other before filming even started and now that they're forced to work together all hell is breaking loose! "They were feuding long before they ever got on set, so it’s only gotten worse now that there’s a competition involved," a source explains to Radar Online.
She took the Real Housewives of Atlanta star to task for being a meddling busy-body all up in everybody's marriage even though she was not invited! Tamar thinks Kenya has no business having any kind of discussions with Phaedra Parks' husband – or trying to cultivate a relationship with him.
“I do think there were severalratchet moments, but the one that sticks out to me the most was Ms. Kenya. I’m not talking about Kenya per se, but just any woman who feels like it’s OK to have somebody’s husband and have a conversation with them one on one. And try to be friends with him and not the wife," Tamar fumed on The Russ Parr Morning Show. "That right there is slap nation moment, okay?”
Porsha Stewart appeared as a guest on Bethenny Frankel's talk show where they chatted all things relationships. While she was coy about who she's dating, Porsha made some surprising announcements!
Namely that she has made a sex tape. Kinda. Oh dear. TheReal Housewives of Atlantastar was evasive at first but when Bethenny pushed Porsha admitted, "Well I was married! You know, I've been in long-term relationships before, so… yeah!"
Wendy Williams always has a lot to say, but it's rarely that anyone has the balls to say something back to her! And then there is Evelyn Lozada!
Wendy made Evelyn's birth announcement of son Carl Leo (born on Saturday) one of her "Hot Topics" and basically called Evelyn out on being a gold digger.
“Evelyn gave birth to a cash register, I mean, a baby boy, with her fiancé, the $142 million Carl Crawford. I didn’t mean to make that cash register joke, but you see why it’s easy to be said. Evelyn girl, congratulations,“ Wendy announced during the segment.
Last night onTeen Mom 2, some girls celebrated happily wedded bliss (again) and other girls headed towards happily unwedded unbliss (again) and some girls cried all the way home from jail (again).
Let's start and end with a positive! To start, Chelsea Houska finally accomplished something other than dumpingAdam Lind. Which speaking of positives: he was NOT presents on last night's episode. Go, MTV! Anyway, Chelsea graduated with her 600 hour aesthetics certificate and is on her way to getting her very first job. "I know I had Aubree young, but I've still accomplished what I wanted," Chelsea says. Good for her.
Threading through the mean streets of The Big Apple are apparently a whole different set of streets – tunnels perhaps that burrow under the Upper East Side spreading delusions. It's apparently whereAviva Drescher gets her information and her point of view.