Last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of New York left a big question mark over my head. Am I stupid is as stupid does? Because why exactly is Bethenny Frankel so angry atJules Wainstein? Actually, angry isn’t the world, “spooked” is. And what exactly did Bravo NOT show us that is so pertinent to what caused this explosion? Color me three shades of ‘Bethenny lost 10% of her blood’ pale.
The ladies of Real Housewives Of New York are at war over getting onTom D’Agostino‘s jock (exactly how many millions is he packing?!). Tom happens to be the current fiancé of Luann de Lesseps, once dated Ramona Singer (two or three times, or seven – depending on who you ask), and possibly spent the last decade playing undercover friends with benefits with Sonja Morgan. Disgusted Confused yet? I’m surprised these so-called classy ladies are so comfortable with hippie-hippie notions of free love!
Vicki Gunvalson wants revenge against the doctor in Oklahoma who treated Briana Culberson! Vicki blames the doctor for exponentially worsening Briana’s health after she contracted an infection in the hospital – and Briana still hasn’t fully recovered!
Briana has been struggling with undiagnosed health issues for months, says Vicki, which first started after a routine surgery, and necessitated that Briana move back to Orange County. “They were going to kill my daughter, basically,” the Real Housewives Of Orange County accuses. “So, I got her out of there.”
Heather begins by defending how Vicki Gunvalson is dealing with Briana’s health – like Vicki going to work after Briana was in the hospital. “It’s not like Briana was in the hospital one day and now she’s leaving her,” Heather explains. “This has been an ongoing thing, so which day does she choose?”
So Heather Dubrow does not care for Kelly Dodd. Which is bad news for Kelly because Heather is all-knowing and all-seeing when it comes to Housewives. Maybe it’s because Heather purchased a diamond-studded Ouija Board that once belonged to Marie Antoinette for $56,000, but her latest prophesy is on the marriage of Kelly, which she predicts will end in divorce. I dunno… I think they tried that before and didn’t have much success…
Kim Richards is, once again, being sued over her dog Kingsley attacking someone. You know the dog she supposedly got rid of two years ago because of his overly-aggressive behavior. This time the plaintiff is stylist Paige Sanderson who alleges that the incident occurred at Kyle Richards‘ house, and that Kim conspired with her attorney to cover-up the incident.
Last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County was oddly medicinal. Is Bravo opening a medical trauma center? The last thing we need on this show are MORE health dramas. Leave people’s bodies alone, Bravo! I don’t want to see any journeys that involve doctors, unless of course one of these broads is married to a doctor and he’s doing wonky and weird and very money making doctoring.
That sounds gross and extremely serial killer, but just watch Botched and you’ll get the gist. When people weren’t ill last night, they were moving, or preparing to move, or crying over their spiritual wellness while holding a dumbbell. It was issues galore on RHOC!
So things begin with Vicki Guvnalson in OK to move Briana back to OC. They pile the car with Briana’s kids for a 19 hour drive, and leave Ryan to tie up all the loose ends of their windswept McMansion on the Prairie life there.
Surely I am not the only person wondering how in the world Heather Dubrow is friends with Tamra Judge, right? I mean, what do they really have in common other than Real Housewives Of Orange County? Heather is classy; Tamra is … not. Heather is rich; Tamra is … able to afford all of Ryan’s bills plus her own. You get the picture!
Anyway Heather’s guest on her podcast, Heather Dubrow’s World, was HGTV host Sabrina Soto, who also happens to be a huge fan of RHOC. She pointblank asked Heather, “Are you and Tamra really friends? I just don’t believe it!”
“Yes we really are,” insists Heather, (she shows Sabrina texts Tamra had just sent her). Apparently they hit it off the first day they filmed together and the rest is history.