I couldn’t have asked for a better way to kick off this hump day than listening to Brandi Glanville‘s latest podcast, appropriately titled, Pimps, Prostitutes, and Ron Jeremy! Oh My!
But before we crack open that nut… so many puns, so little time… I have to say that I find it hilarious that Brandi just lectured bloggers about the fact that her 12-year-old son is “dabbling” in social media, and all the negative stories about Brandi’s relationship issues with Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are just one search away from his innocent eyes. But, you know, an hour long discussion about prostitution, penises, and said 12 year old’s dad’s cheating ways is okay.
Brandi‘s latest guests were Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and star of HBO’s Cathouse, his girlfriend/bunny Krissy Summers, and his friend/porn star Ron Jeremy. Dennis was there to promote his book, The Art of Pimp, and I have to admit that it sounds like an interesting read. It would have been really nice to hear more about the book, but Brandican’t keep her mouth shut. Ever.
BethennyFrankel turned the tables on Andy Cohen for a special segment of Watch What Happens Live. He dished on casting mistakes he’s made, which franchise has the most behind-the-scenes drama, whose fans he worries about burning down his house, and more.
Bethenny asked Andy, thinking back to the first season of Real Housewives of Orange County, did he think it would be as big as it is today. He said the possibility hit him in season two when Matt and Jeana Keough‘s marriage fell apart. “I was like, this is like a soap opera. Like, I care about Jeana, and things are not going well for her.”
On reality TV being blamed for the demise of so many marriages, Andy shared, “I think it has accelerated marriages that weren’t working. I’ve talked to Tamra [Judge] about this. I’ve talked to Vicki [Gunvalson] about this. They were in a relationship that wasn’t working. They saw it replayed on TV, and were like, ‘Wow, this is really bad.’ They had a chorus of people saying ‘dump him, dump him’ and they actually had the balls to do it.”
“Wow! The day has come. My baby Brielle is graduating today! The struggle is real,” Kim shared on Instagram. “Brielle, we are so incredibly proud of you and the woman you have become. You have made my job these last 18 years so incredibly easy, so fun, and so memorable. I have dreaded this days for 18 yrs, and these 18 yrs have flown by. There are no words to describe how much we love you. You have set an incredible example for your brothers and sisters. We will always be here for you and I know you are about to do amazing things in this world! Reach for the stars my princess! #SoHard #Catch22 #INeedAShrink #ProudMama #BringOnTheTissues”
Obviously, Farrah didn’t take too kindly to Maci‘s criticism, especially when she referred to her as a porn star. “Maci has a lying problem,” said Farrah. “Maybe she thinks there’s so much attention on me that she needs some. I feel like she needs mental help. I would never let my daughter around a parent like Maci.”