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		<title>PHOTOS: Meet Cast Of Survivor One World! Plus See The VIDEO Teaser!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Survivor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like only yesterday that a new Survivor winner was crowned and awarded the coveted $1 million dollar prize. Next month CBS returns to the islands for its 24th season of the ultimate competition show in Survivor: One World.]]></description>
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It seems like only yesterday that a new Survivor winner was crowned and awarded the coveted $1 million dollar prize. Next month <a href="http://www.cbs.com/shows/survivor/" target="_blank">CBS</a> returns to the islands for its 24th season of the ultimate competition show in <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor: One World</strong></a>.</p>
<p>As always the castaways will be divided into two tribes; except this time it will be a battle of the sexes! The two tribes, the Salani women&#8217;s tribe and the Manono men&#8217;s tribe, are named after islands in Samoa. Meet the 18 new castaways (below) including the wife of a former NFL player and a little person!</p>
<p>The network recently released a sneak peak of the upcoming season, which features plenty drama on the island as the teams battle it out to be the last man or woman standing!</p>
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<p><strong> </strong><em>Survivor: One World</em> premieres Wednesday, Feb. 15 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on CBS.</p>
<p><strong>WILL YOU BE WATCHING?</strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON TO MEET THE 18 NEW CASTAWAYS! </span><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/LeifNathanson_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42532" title="LeifNathanson_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/LeifNathanson_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Leif Manson</strong>, 27, Phlebotomist from San Diego, California</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MonicaCulpepper_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42533" title="MonicaCulpepper_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MonicaCulpepper_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Monica Culpepper</strong>, 41, wife of former NFL defensive tackle John Broward Culpepper from Tampa, FL.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Jay-Byars_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42534" title="Jay Byars_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Jay-Byars_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Jay Byars</strong>, 25, Model from Gaffney, SC</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/ChristinaCha-S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42535" title="ChristinaCha-S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/ChristinaCha-S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Christina Cha</strong>, 29, Career Consultant from Hollywood, CA.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Kimberly-Spradlin_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42536" title="Kimberly Spradlin_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Kimberly-Spradlin_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Kimberly Spradlin</strong>, 29, Bridal Shop Owner from San Antonio, TX</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Kat-Edorsson_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42537" title="Kat Edorsson_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Kat-Edorsson_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Kat Edorsson</strong>, 22, Timeshare Rep from Orlando, FL</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/SabrinaThompson_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42538" title="SabrinaThompson_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/SabrinaThompson_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Sabrina Thompson</strong>, 33, High School Teacher from Brooklyn, NY</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/AliciaRosa_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42539" title="AliciaRosa_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/AliciaRosa_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Alicia Rosa</strong>, 33, Special Education Teacher from Chicago, IL</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Chelsea-Meissner_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42540" title="Chelsea Meissner_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Chelsea-Meissner_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Chelsea Meissner</strong>, 26, Medical Sales Rep from Charleston, SC</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/NinaAcosta_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42541" title="NinaAcosta_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/NinaAcosta_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Nina Acosta</strong>, 51, Retired LAPD Officer from Clovis, CA</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Troy-Robertson_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42542" title="Troy Robertson_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Troy-Robertson_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Troy Robertson</strong>, 50, Swimsuit Photographer from Miami, FL</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/KourtneyMoon-S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42543" title="KourtneyMoon-S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/KourtneyMoon-S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Kourtney Moon</strong>, 29, Motorcycle Repair Tech from Austin, TX</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/GregSmith_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42544" title="GregSmith_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/GregSmith_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Dr. Greg Smith</strong>, 64, Plastic Surgeon from Austin, TX</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Colton-Cumbie_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42545" title="Colton Cumbie_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Colton-Cumbie_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Colton Cumbie</strong>, 21, College Student from Monroeville, AL</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Jonas-Otsuji_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42546" title="Jonas Otsuji_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Jonas-Otsuji_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Jonas Otsuji</strong>, 37, Sushi Chef from Lehi, UT</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MichaelJefferson_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42547" title="MichaelJefferson_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MichaelJefferson_S24.jpg" alt="" width="401" height="626" /></a><strong>Michael Jefferson</strong>, 30, Banker from Seattle, WA</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MattQuinlan_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42548" title="MattQuinlan_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/MattQuinlan_S24.jpg" alt="" width="385" height="626" /></a><strong>Matt Quinlan</strong>, 33, Attorney from San Fransisco, CA</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Bill-Posley_S24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42549" title="Bill Posley_S24" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2012/01/Bill-Posley_S24.jpg" alt="" width="417" height="626" /></a><strong>Bill Posley</strong>, 28, Stand-Up Comedian from Venice, CA</p>
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		<title>Survivor South Pacific&#8217;s Sophie Clarke Wins $1 Million! Beats Out Coach &amp; Ozzy</title>
		<link>http://www.realitytea.com/2011/12/19/survivor-south-pacifics-sophie-clarke-wins-1-million-beats-out-coach-ozzy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reality Tea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody had to win. With fan favorite Oscar &#8220;Ozzy&#8221; Lusth just missing the final three last night on the finale of Survivor: South Pacific, fans were left with three lackluster surprising finalists! First, Ozzy managed to fight his way back]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/12/survivor-season-23-finale-sophie-coach-albert.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-41306" title="survivor season 23 finale sophie coach albert" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/12/survivor-season-23-finale-sophie-coach-albert.jpg" alt="" width="485" height="324" /></a></p>
<p>Somebody had to win.  With fan favorite <strong><a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/oscar-%e2%80%9cozzy%e2%80%9d-lusth/">Oscar &#8220;Ozzy&#8221; Lusth</a> </strong>just missing the final three last night on the finale of <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor: South Pacific</strong></a>, fans were left with three <del>lackluster</del> surprising finalists!</p>
<p>First, Ozzy managed to fight his way back into the game after defeating <strong><a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/brandon-hantz/">Brandon Hantz</a> </strong>in the last redemption island challenge setting up a final five which included  <strong><a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/benjamin-%e2%80%98coach%e2%80%99-wade/">Benjamin &#8220;Coach&#8221; Wade</a>, <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/sophie-clarke/">Sophie Clarke</a>, <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/rick-nelson/">Rick Nelson</a> </strong>and <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/albert-destrade/"><strong>Albert Destrade</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Ozzy won the first challenge of the finale which led to Rick being voted off by the tribe. Unfortunately for Ozzy, he failed to come through when it mattered the most as Sophie ended up winning the final challenge. Ozzy pleaded with Coach to force a tie, but the &#8220;honorable&#8221; Coach once again went back on his word by voting off Ozzy.</p>
<p>The jury members were obviously not pleased with the final 3, but somebody had to win. In the end, <strong>Sophie</strong>, a 22-year-old medical student from Willsboro, New York, was declared the ultimate winner of <em>Survivor: South Pacific</em>! Sophie received 6 of the 9 jury votes to beat Coach. Unfortunately for Albert, he failed to receive any votes.</p>
<p>Ozzy &#8212; who won eight Redemption Island challenges &#8212; was able to walk away with $100,000 as the season&#8217;s fan favorite!</p>
<p>&#8220;I think that right away, I started sizing people up. You saw me do it with [Brandon Hantz],&#8221; said Sophie after her win. &#8220;I think I had my finger on the pulse of the game the whole time and I tried to just figure out other people&#8217;s motivations and kind of worked within the framework of the game.&#8221;</p>
<p>During the live reunion show host <strong>Jeff Probst</strong> announced the 24th season of the show, titled <em>Survivor: One World</em>, which will begin airing in February. Jeff also teased a season with Brandon and his uncle/ultimate villain <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/russell-hantz/"><strong>Russell Hantz</strong></a>! Now that would be something to watch no?</p>
<p><strong>TELL US &#8211; THOUGHTS ON THE SURVIVOR FINALE? GLAD SOPHIE WON OR WERE YOU DISAPPOINTED WITH THE FINAL 3? DO YOU WANT A SEASON WITH BOTH HANTZ MEN?<br />
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		<title>Survivor Recap:  The Final Five&#8217;s Honor, Integrity, Prayer &amp; All That Jazz</title>
		<link>http://www.realitytea.com/2011/12/15/survivor-recap-the-final-fives-honor-integrity-prayer-and-all-that-jazz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night&#8217;s Survivor found the original Upolu alliance of five going head-to-head. Brandon makes a selfless and bold move, while Albert scurries to get ahead. His tribe mates are quickly turning against him. Plus, there is a lot &#8212; A]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/12/coach.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-41181" title="coach" src="http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/12/coach.jpg" alt="" width="466" height="256" /></a><br />
Last night&#8217;s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a> found the original Upolu alliance of five going head-to-head. <strong>Brandon</strong> makes a selfless and bold move, while <strong>Albert</strong> scurries to get ahead.  His tribe mates are quickly turning against him.  Plus, there is a lot &#8212; A LOT &#8212; of praying.</p>
<p>Once the final five head back to the beach, <strong>Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants</strong> leads the group &#8212; in what else? &#8212; a prayer.  <strong><del>Benjamin</del> Coach </strong>is excited to see the alliances within the alliance come into play.  <strong>Albert</strong> is starting to worry that <strong>Sophie</strong> is proving to be a major competitor.  His move is to cozy up to <strong>Rancher Rick</strong>, who he deems least dangerous.  Albert considers himself a rogue beside Coach&#8217;s cult leader status.</p>
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<p><strong>Ozzy</strong> and <strong>Edna</strong> rejoin the group to compete in their duel challenge.  They must solve a slide puzzle which will reward them with a hatchet.  Using the hatchet, they will release a bag filled with another cube puzzle, which is basically a reverse Rubik cube&#8230; no colors can be the same on any side.  Ozzy quickly retrieves his hatchet and gets his cube puzzle.  <strong>Albert</strong> is coaching Edna on how to complete the hatchet slide puzzle, which she does.</p>
<p>The pair is basically head to head now, as the cube puzzle is pretty confusing.  <strong>Edna</strong> has the advantage as the Upolu is helping her every step of the way. I love that <strong>Jeff Probst</strong> keeps reiterating she is being assisted by the same people who voted her off &#8212; a.k.a. the same people that don&#8217;t want <strong>Ozzy</strong> to return to the game. In a heart-pounding second, Edna thinks she&#8217;s got it, but she has two reds showing on one side.  Ozzy wins!  In your face, Upolu!  <img src='http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Edna happily burns her headband&#8230; I think she&#8217;s thrilled to get back to the comforts of modern day living.</p>
<p><strong>Albert</strong> finally reveals what all the viewers are thinking&#8230; there isn&#8217;t a lot of honor and integrity in a game where you strategize to vote off your allies.  He hones in on <strong>BHCP</strong> in an effort to vote off <strong>Sophie</strong>.  I must say it&#8217;s an excellent move because we all know by Brandon&#8217;s past rantings that he is as good as his word&#8230; unlike the rest of the remaining tribe members (Albert included).  Sophie is very concerned about <strong>Ozzy</strong> on Redemption Island being the last person the most recently voted off player gets to see.  She makes a very valid point &#8212; Ozzy feeds and comforts the person just thrown under the bus by their team mates, making for a very pro-Ozzy jury.  She chides <strong>Coach</strong> into voting off BHCP and putting Ozzy with a loose cannon on Redemption Island.</p>
<p><strong>Sophie</strong> and <strong>Coach</strong> discuss their plan with <strong>Rancher Rick</strong>, and now the player his tribe members claim to be &#8220;the most loyal and trustworthy&#8221; is on the chopping block.  <strong>Albert</strong> then approaches Coach about getting rid of Sophie, as she is clearly a bigger threat than the puppet <strong>Brandon</strong>.  Coach is unnerved seeing his former protege scramble so much.  He finds Albert to be too wishy-washy&#8230; anything to justify his need to control his minions.  Coach tells Albert he wants to get rid of BHCP, who immediately approaches the pair wondering what they are discussing.  When Coach lies and says they are talking about jury votes, he then accuses Brandon of bullying him much like <strong>Uncle Russell</strong>.  Brandon&#8217;s actions (I must have missed something?  The kid just wanted a hug!) serve as confirmation to Coach that BHCP needs to get the heck out of dodge.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s immunity challenge time!  Wow, these things just get more and more complicated each week!  Here&#8217;s the gist&#8230; each player must climb up a steep wall collecting a bag of puzzle pieces along the way.  There are five bags, but only one can be released at a time.  After the player has all five bags, he or she must complete a puzzle which pairs matching pieces together.  Three of the pieces will not have a mate.  Once the player determines those outcast tiles, the tiles are to be turned over revealing a code.  The player must then reclimb the wall, input the code into a box &#8212; unlocking it to raise a flag. <strong> Edna </strong>must be glad she missed this one!  The reward is a delivered pizza, complete with soda and garlic bread.  Done and done!</p>
<p><strong>Brandon</strong> and <strong>Rick</strong> are in the lead with <strong>Albert</strong> trailing everyone.  He takes a pretty big spill, but he&#8217;s still in the game.  <strong>Sophie</strong> begins to slow down as Rick is the first to get all his puzzle pieces.  Albert is still losing big time, but manages to pull ahead of Sophie before starting the puzzle.  Rancher Rick is struggling with the puzzle as Brandon continues in the lead.  He is the first to match his pieces and races to the top of the wall, barely beating out <strong>Coach</strong>.  BHCP wins immunity!  That&#8217;s going to throw a kink in a few folks&#8217; plan.  Brandon is allowed to invite only one teammate to share in his pizza.  Rancher Rick is the lucky guy.  Coach has some serious insane eyes when discussing how pissed he is that Brandon received a divine intervention.  Whoa, I mean serious crazy eyes&#8230; perhaps I misnamed Brandon as Crazy Pants.</p>
<p>Ah.  May.  Zing.  The pizza delivery comes via jet ski.  <strong>Sophie</strong> and <strong>Coach Crazy Eyes</strong> are downtrodden, but they both now see <strong>Albert</strong> as the target, mainly because he is getting on Sophie&#8217;s nerves.  She heads over to <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> and <strong>BHCP </strong>to &#8220;smell the pizza&#8221; so Albert knows he&#8217;s being discussed.  Rick throws ol&#8217; Albert under the bus, saying he&#8217;d approached him earlier about going together to the end.  But wait, thinks BHCP, that&#8217;s what he said to me!  Brandon needs to get to the bottom of Albert&#8217;s sneakiness after Sophie and Rancher Rick say they are casting their votes for Al at tribal council.</p>
<p><strong>Brandon</strong> approaches <strong>Albert</strong>, and Albert and <strong>Rick</strong> get into it.  BHCP can&#8217;t believe that Albert would lie to him and Albert is upset that Brandon is take the Rancher&#8217;s word over his.  <strong>Sophie</strong> is watching it all implode as her breast is blurred out (thankfully) for the viewing public.  Albert is working overtime to insure that BHCP has his back.  After some thought, Brandon prays over Albert and offers his immunity necklace in order to keep him around.  What?  I totes didn&#8217;t mis-nickname this kid.</p>
<p>Of course, <strong>Brandon</strong> feels the need to confess his decision to tribe&#8217;s self-proclaimed father.  He preaches a wonderful sermon to <strong>Coach</strong> about forgiveness, and Coach is rocked to his core.  When did this show become such a dramatic battle between good and evil?  It&#8217;s a med student, a rancher, a dating/basketball coach and these two dudes.  It&#8217;s not Dante&#8217;s <em>Inferno</em>!  &#8220;My soul has never grieved like it does in this moment,&#8221; laments Coach after a montage of prayer.  No words from this gal!</p>
<p>At tribal council, the jury is looking freshly washed as <strong>Brandon</strong> immediately gives up his immunity necklace.  <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> (I&#8217;ve missed your immature, arrogant self!) is dumbfounded.  <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> rolls his eyes while <strong>Coach</strong> looks to the Heavens.  BHCP ceremoniously places it around <strong>Albert&#8217;s</strong> neck.  <strong>Jeff </strong>probes about Brandon&#8217;s decision and Coach voices his disgust.  BHCP reveals his gang past where his loyalty was often misused.  I think Albert seems humbled, but he may just be a great actor.  Jeff challenges Albert to make the same sacrifice for Brandon, but Albert feels like Brandon&#8217;s safe so there is no need to relinquish the immunity necklace.</p>
<p><strong>Sophie</strong> doesn&#8217;t trust <strong>Albert</strong> as far as she can throw him, and <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> accidentally reveals that <strong>Coach</strong> has the immunity idol so he&#8217;s probably not going anywhere.  Things aren&#8217;t looking too hot for <strong>Brandon</strong> at this point.  Albert tells Jeff that he believes a now nervous Brandon is fine, so he&#8217;s going to keep the necklace.  Brandon admits he thinks it&#8217;s his time, while Coach remembers his prayer time from earlier and knows the decision he must make.  Coach is at complete peace, while Brandon is far from feeling peaceful.  The jury is getting a great show at this tribal council!</p>
<p><strong>Brandon</strong> and <strong>Albert</strong> both vote for <strong>Sophie</strong> with <strong>Rick</strong>; Sophie votes for Brandon.  <strong>Coach</strong> is the deciding factor.  Catch you later, Brandon!  Geez, Rancher Rick, I hope that pizza tasted <del>traitor-iffic</del> good.  Of course, Coach wins BHCP&#8217;s forgiveness by telling him it&#8217;s God&#8217;s will for him to win Redemption.  Albert finds himself in an unstable situation,and <strong>Jeff</strong> reveals that the winner of <strong>Ozzy</strong> and Brandon&#8217;s duel will be back in the game.</p>
<p>This Sunday on the two hour season finale, <strong>Albert</strong> is basically excommunicated from his tribe.</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT&#8217;S EPISODE?  DID BRANDON MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE?  WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF ALL COACH&#8217;S PRAYING, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?</strong></p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: Sticking To The Game Plan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was anxious to see last night&#8217;s Survivor, because the Savaii are now completely eliminated from the Te Tuna, with Ozzy and Cochran residing on Redemption Island. It will be interesting to see how BHCP&#8217;s admission plays out with his]]></description>
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I was anxious to see last night&#8217;s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a>, because the Savaii are now completely eliminated from the Te Tuna, with <strong>Ozzy</strong> and <strong>Cochran</strong> residing on Redemption Island.  It will be interesting to see how BHCP&#8217;s admission plays out with his alliance members.</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> joins <strong>Ozzy</strong> who doesn&#8217;t say &#8220;I told you so&#8221; but asks for Cochran&#8217;s support when/if he and Coach are the final two.  Cochran is insulted that Ozzy already thinks he has to chance to win the duel.</p>
<p>Back at camp tensions are running high after <strong>Brandon&#8217;s</strong> ridiculous honesty rant at the most recent tribal council.  What else is new?  BHCP wants to bless the day, but <strong>Edna</strong> walks off in a huff since she&#8217;s &#8220;not really part of this tribe.&#8221;  Edna feels duped by a bunch of people who are talking about on both sides of their mouths.  She feels foolish, but BHCP is kind enough to pray for her.  Edna is venting to <strong>Coach</strong> about Brandon while he arrives screaming he&#8217;s found some Sprint tree-mail.</p>
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<p>The Te Tuna get to watch videos of their family members and the always silent and stoic <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> is trying not cry as his precious wife sends him a cheery message.  All of the tribe members are beyond touched by the video letters from their loved ones who reveal they are on the island.  <strong>Brandon</strong> breaks down watching his father&#8217;s message.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time for <strong>Cochran</strong> and <strong>Ozzy</strong> to battle it out in the Redemption Island duel.  The competitors must use hooks to lure in bags containing cue balls which then are loaded in a mousetrap game type maze contraption.  The first player to get their ball to the middle of the maze wins.  Ozzy is quickly working on the maze while Cochran is trying to scrounge for his bags.  Cochran is catching up quickly, and Ozzy&#8217;s ball drops right before it gets to the center.  The same happens to Cochran.  Editing-wise, it may be the closest duel ever, but Ozzy wins by a hair.  Cochran leaves with the exuberance that he brought to the island &#8212; had he maintained this throughout, maybe his fate would have been different.</p>
<p><strong>Ozzy&#8217;s</strong> win comes with a giant decision.  One by one the Te Tuna are reunited briefly with their family member.  <strong>Coach&#8217;s </strong>brother is his clean-cut doppleganger.  They are like an Oprah make-over before and after.  Each mini-reunion is very emotional, and Ozzy is tasked with giving one of the Te Tuna more time with his of her family member.  He quickly chooses <strong>Albert</strong>.  But wait, <strong>Jeff </strong>directs him to pick two more of the former Upolu to hang out with their loved one.  Strategically, he picks Coach and <strong>BHCP</strong>.  <strong>Sophie, Edna</strong> and <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> must head back to camp alone.  The chosen are off to spend the day on Redemption Island, while CBS plugs more Sprint products.</p>
<p><strong>Coach</strong> hopes <strong>Ozzy</strong> doesn&#8217;t think he&#8217;s going to be won over just because Ozzy allowed him to spend time with his brother.  He wants to talk to the other <strong>Survivor</strong> veteran off the record.   Coach promises Ozzy as &#8220;a Christian man&#8221; that if Ozzy wins his way back into the game, Ozzy will take him to the final three.  <strong>BHCP</strong> tells his father that he&#8217;s going to change the focus of the game&#8230; he&#8217;s going to be honest, he&#8217;s going to play for God, and he&#8217;s going to spit on the million dollars.  Um&#8230; his father is onboard for the first two.  While <strong>Dad Crazy Pants</strong> thinks it&#8217;s great that his son is playing with Christian values, he doesn&#8217;t want his son to lose sight of the actual prize<del> because, hey, surely he&#8217;ll get a cut, right?</del> He tells Brandon as much to no avail and decides his best option is to approach Coach.  Coach feels like he&#8217;s being bullied/bribed by <strong>Russell&#8217;s</strong> brother.  He isn&#8217;t sure he wants such a loose cannon in his final three alliance.</p>
<p>This is the first immunity challenge purely pitting Upolu versus Upolu. The game is like a giant game of mahjong, where the castaways must cross a giant puzzle, but if they run out of moves they are out of the game.  <strong>Albert</strong> is the first one out followed by <strong>BHCP</strong>, who just can&#8217;t seem to keep his mouth closed.  He reveals that he strategically ran out of options (sure he did) in an effort to limit &#8220;a certain player&#8217;s&#8221; moves.  <strong>Edna&#8217;s</strong> had enough.  She fills in <strong>Jeff </strong>on how she is now the Upolu outcast. It comes down to <strong>Coach</strong> and Edna with Coach winning immunity, but not before Edna warns her former friends that it is going to become an individual game for them once she is gone.  &#8220;Help a sister out, Coach,&#8221; Edna taunts as Coach puts on the necklace.  BHCP hopes he didn&#8217;t put his foot in his mouth one too many times.</p>
<p><strong>Sophie</strong> and <strong>Rancher Rick </strong>think that <strong>BHCP&#8217;s</strong> comment to <strong>Edna</strong> during the immunity challenge was the equivalent of kicking a puppy, as she was going to be voted off anyway. He apologizes slightly insincerely, and Edna compares his apology to an abusive husband buying his wife a diamond necklace after a fight.  Well&#8230; I&#8217;m going to put it out there that the two situations are in no way comparable, but I do agree with Sophie who thinks Brandon considering an apology alleviates him from all culpability.  She is the first to admit that her team mates aren&#8217;t nearly as forgiving as Jesus.</p>
<p><strong>Edna</strong> makes a last ditch attempt to convince <strong>Albert, Coach</strong>, and<strong> Sophie</strong> that she is a much better person to go to the end with than the unpredictable <strong>BHCP.</strong> Coach thinks that she made a pretty convincing argument, but he draws the line when asked if he&#8217;d consider saving her with his idol.  Both Albert and Sophie seem to be onboard with getting rid of Brandon when Edna assures them that Coach is one hundred percent about saving her.  Wow, the Savaii jury looks clean and well-fed.  Edna tells <strong>Jeff</strong> that she&#8217;s targeting BHCP because he knows nothing about honor and integrity &#8212; the tribe&#8217;s &#8220;mantra.&#8221;  Brandon plays the martyr and Coach is even rolling his eyes.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time for the final vote, and I honestly don&#8217;t know who will get snowed this time around&#8230; <strong>Edna</strong> or <strong>Brandon</strong>.  <strong>Coach</strong> keeps his word and DOES NOT save Edna with his immunity idol.  Wow.  The team saves Crazy Pants!  I hope Edna comes back to the jury spitting mad and I want to pop her for hugging Coach on her way out&#8230; doesn&#8217;t she realize he&#8217;s behind all of this?</p>
<p>Next week, <strong>Albert</strong> is butting heads with his tribe members, and does <strong>Edna</strong> beat <strong>Ozzy </strong>at the Redemption duel??</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT&#8217;S EPISODE?  DID OZZY MAKE GOOD STRATEGIC DECISIONS WHEN REUNITING FAMILY MEMBERS?  SHOULD THE TRIBE HAVE VOTED OFF EDNA?  WHO DO YOU PREDICT WILL BE NEXT NOW THAT THE ALLIANCE HAS TO CRUMBLE?</strong></p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: Happy Birthday Cochran!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After some time off from Survivor, given last week’s “highlight reel,” we resumed last night with just as much drama and backstabbing as you’d find at a middle school girl’s cafeteria table. The Te Tuna (mainly Coach) returns to camp]]></description>
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After some time off from <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a>, given last week’s “highlight reel,” we resumed last night with just as much drama and backstabbing as you’d find at a middle school girl’s cafeteria table.</p>
<p>The Te Tuna (mainly <strong>Coach</strong>) returns to camp ecstatic that the Savaii has been picked off one by one.  <strong>Cochran</strong> is thankful for being adopted into the former Upolu tribe.  He’s aware he is the seventh in a seemingly six strong alliance, but I’m certainly not counting him out seeing as he’s gotten this far.</p>
<p><strong>Cochran </strong>is trying to solidify his place in the group by telling stories of his youth when he would prank call girls discussing sperm.  <strong>Sophie</strong> is starting to think that maybe he’s not such a victim because he is proud of making such a bold move in the game.  While <strong>Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants</strong> prays over the group, Cochran compares his new “family” to the Mansons.  He calls them together to remind them of his sacrifice and he hopes that, with his birthday nearing, they will spare him now that it’s all about voting off their own.  <strong>Coach</strong> wants to keep Cochran, but Sophie is keeping her loyalty to <strong>Edna</strong>.</p>
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<p>It’s dual time and once again a Savaii Redemption team is competing for safety.  <strong>Ozzy, Whitney</strong> and <strong>Dawn</strong> must balance dishes on a contraption becoming more unstable as plates are added.  I hope Ozzy’s exercise and diet on Redemption Island have prepared him for this carnival feat.  Of course, secretly I’m pulling for <strong>Dawn,</strong> who I believe has truly played the game with a genuine heart.</p>
<p>The competitors look like Mad Hatters as they pile ceramic bowls and plates upon each other.  <strong>Dawn</strong> yawns and almost loses her tower.  <strong>Whitney</strong> looks like she’s just washing dishes while <strong>Ozzy’s</strong> face appears to be that of a surgeon performing heart surgery.  I blink and Dawn’s pile goes crashing to the ground.  She’s the newest member of the jury.  Whitney wobbles her dishes a tad too much, and Ozzy remains the guy who isn’t going anywhere.  Dawn is so proud of how far she’s come, and I honestly get teary at how exciting her journey has been.  Damn you,<strong> Jeff Probst</strong>!  I will say the Upolu seems pretty rattled by another Ozzy victory.</p>
<p>Sidebar, I love that the footage of <strong>Ozzy</strong> on Redemption Island makes it seem like he’s fishing along side sharks and barely maneuvering through sharp coral reefs.  Ahh, the wonder of television.  Back at Te Tuna, <del>the bottom feeders</del> <strong>Cochran</strong> and <strong>Edna</strong> are trying their darndest to remain relevant.  Cochran volunteers for a fishing expedition while Edna opens a jungle dry cleaning establishment.  <strong>Albert </strong>wonders what happened to “outwit, outplay, outlast.”  He feels its become “out-clean, out-gather, out-organize.”  The man makes a good point!</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> isn’t proving to be a stellar fish holder.  He hopes the tribe won’t notice that the others actually caught said fish while he just held them.  <strong>Edna</strong> is upset because she thinks <strong>Albert’s</strong> job in the tribe is to swing in the hammock and watch her work.  She plants her worries in the ears of her former Upolu.  Albert better be careful or the only thing he’ll be outwitting is the vending machine at the resort where CBS houses the jury.  Even <strong>Rancher Rick </strong>is vocal about Albert’s laziness, and I’d forgotten he’s still on the show since he never opens his mouth.</p>
<p><strong>Edna</strong> is worried that once the tribe votes off <strong>Cochran</strong>, she’ll be next in line.  <strong>Coach</strong> doesn’t mince words when he agrees with her.  While Coach wants to be “a man of integrity and a man of his word” he secretly wants to keep Edna and Cochran as they <del>kiss his butt</del> will never vote against him.  Coach plays Mr. Miyagi to Cochran’s Daniel-San and takes him out for a special early morning tai chi lesson.  The session is supposed to instill in Cochran the need, desire and will to win immunity.</p>
<p>CBS producers have clearly run out of ways to turn cruise ship games and kiddie obstacle courses into valid challenges, so we’re once again watching the contestants throw bean bags onto crates.  The first ones to get three bean bags on their respective crates will proceed to catapult coconuts at scary looking masks.  The winner wins a spa day, jungle style.  <strong>Sophie</strong> cracks what perhaps may be the first sincere smile I’ve seen all season.</p>
<p>Everyone is pretty much on an even playing field.  <strong>Sophie, Coach</strong> and <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> are really good with the bean bag toss.  <strong>Albert</strong> is the first to make it to the catapult with Rick close behind.  Only one other player can make it to the mask bashing portion of this challenge, and Sophie nails it.  Fighting for immunity—and a massage—the trio launches coconuts left and right.  Rancher Rick is a quiet force to be reckoned with. Albert and him are neck and neck.</p>
<p>Immunity goes to (Prince) <strong>Albert</strong>!  Albert gets to choose a teammate to join him in the massage session, and not shockingly he chooses <strong>Coach</strong>.  Truly shockingly, he gives up his own massage to <strong>Cochran</strong>, totally sacrificing his winnings. Cochran recently discussed his upcoming birthday and Albert wants to at least give him a birthday present.  Smooth move if I do say so myself!</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> can’t decide if <strong>Albert’s</strong> kindness was because he wants a strategic partner or if he’s trying to prematurely squash some guilt before voting off Cochran.  Dude, you’re getting a massage after thirty days in the wild… stop asking questions!  WHAT?  So, Cochran’s a giant birthday liar, as his occurred months earlier, but hey, it scored the little guy his first ever massage.  That’s not right.  Cochran approaches Albert to thank him for the massage and to plant a “vote out <strong>Rancher Rick</strong>” bug in his ear.  He does the same with <strong>Edna</strong>, and both Cochran and Edna hope that <strong>Coach</strong> will join in their plight to rid the camp of RR.  Where is <strong>BHCP</strong>?  He totally needs to weigh in on this decision with an amount of crazy only he can bring.</p>
<p>When approached by <strong>Cochran</strong> about this plan, <strong>Coach</strong> pretends to be dismayed by the new turn of events.  He is confused (sure) as to whether to remain loyal to his original alliance or to turn on <strong>Rancher Rick</strong>, which clearly makes Cochran the guy left holding the puppet strings.  At tribal council, Cochran shows his true colors saying that he deserves to stay since he betrayed his original tribe.  The jury has a collective eye-rolling/smile session.  <strong>Edna</strong> all but breaks down, thinking that she’s next if Cochran leaves during this vote.</p>
<p>Welcome all of your craziness to the episode, <strong>BHCP</strong>!  He declares his intent and his unwaivering loyalty to the original alliance.  He tells <strong>Jeff </strong>that, just like they had decided in the beginning, his vote is for <strong>Cochran</strong> this week and <strong>Edna</strong> next week.  Note to self, figure out how to get into a high stakes poker match with Brandon Hantz.  BHCP is becoming unhinged as he tries to do all things admirably and not underhandedly.</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> feels that <strong>BHCP </strong>is a decent guy but a horrible strategist.  He’s got most of the Upolu agreeing with him… except <strong>Sophie</strong>.  She’s not buying what Cochran is selling, and is no fan of BHCP.  <strong>Coach</strong> is the deciding vote as to whether Cochran (per the original Upolu alliance) or <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> (per Cochran’s scheming) is the next to bunk with <strong>Ozzy</strong> on Redemption Island.  During the voting, Cochran looks very nervous, and rightfully so.  His tai chi master clearly just sold him up the river.  The poor kid is truly shocked.</p>
<p>Next week, ,<strong>Edna</strong> comes out of the shadows as one to watch and the former Upolu is looking at <strong>BHCP</strong> as, once again, the unstable guy.  <strong>Cochran</strong> hopes he can win the Redemption duel against <strong>Ozzy</strong>.  Mark my words, he will… just because that is what would be the most dramatic for the remainder of the season.</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE?  SHOULD COCHRAN BE SHOCKED THAT HE WAS VOTED OFF AS “SEVENTH”? <del>NO.</del> IS THE UPOLU IMPLODING?  WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE NEXT?</strong></p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: The Lost Footage</title>
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<p><strong>Happy Thanksgiving!</strong></p>
<p>Last night&#8217;s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a> was a combination of never-before-seen footage, insights into alliances and background on the different castaways.  In other words, CBS wants to draw out the season with an additional episode during the Thanksgiving holiday.  No matter, it was entertaining and certainly shed some light on the current players of Te Tuna.</p>
<p>The episode begins contrasting each original tribes&#8217; dynamics.  The Savaii, led primarily by <strong>Ozzy</strong>, is a laid back, go-with-the-flow group, with <strong>Dawn</strong> and <strong>Cochran</strong> not fitting in as well as their counterparts.  A scene is shown where Cochran, the only male not out fishing for the tribe, must gut the day&#8217;s catches.  As a self-proclaimed PETA adherent, he has a hard time with this gig.  Across the island, <strong>Coach&#8217;s</strong> focus is on creating a family bond while working hard to build a solid camp.</p>
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<p><strong>Coach</strong> admits that if he had to choose a leader between <strong>Ozzy</strong> and him, he&#8217;d likely choose Ozzy due to his fishing skills.  Footage of Coach&#8217;s newly forged friendship with Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants reveals that the two are both &#8220;men of their word&#8221;&#8230; except that at this point BHCP has yet to reveal he is the nephew of the diabolical and infamous <strong>Russell Hantz</strong>.  Even early on, <strong>Sophie</strong> is wary of her teammate.</p>
<p><strong>Papa Bear</strong> shares a soft spot for <strong>Cochran</strong>, hoping to be a sort of father figure/mojo guru to the slightly awkward law student.  A scene is shown where Cochran practices his seduction skills on <strong>Whitney</strong>, who is giving just as much practical advice as Papa Bear, though their opinions are totally opposite.  Where is Barney Stinson when you need him?</p>
<p>Because I didn&#8217;t want to vomit enough when I saw it the first time, the pig picking immunity challenge is revisited.  The following day, <strong>Mikalya</strong> (you remember, the lingerie football star whose sexuality both angered and enticed <strong>BHCP</strong>) gets on <strong>Coach&#8217;s</strong> bad side &#8211;seriously &#8212; for using too much sugar in her coffee.  Watching her selfishness disgusts him, so, knowing how much the pork challenge disgusted her, he roasts some fat in front of her and then fake dry heaves in her face.  Um, what a stretch from the man of God that wants to foster a family on the island, but I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m shocked.</p>
<p>Bom chicka bom wow&#8230; <strong>Elyse</strong> requests a story from <strong>Cochran</strong> while he swings her in a hammock.  What story does he decide to tell?  The one where he wore a diaper to kindergarten so he didn&#8217;t have waste his time going to use the actual facilities.  It didn&#8217;t end well.  I won&#8217;t elaborate. <img src='http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>At Upolu, <strong>Brandon&#8217;s</strong> meltdowns (plural of course) are highlighted.  The tribe (minus <strong>Coach</strong> who seems to consider BHCP&#8217;s weaknesses as a plus for him) clearly sees him as a liability.  Also showcased at Savaii is <strong>Keith</strong> and <strong>Whitney&#8217;s</strong> budding romance.  I hope her <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/2011/11/16/survivors-whitney-duncan-and-keith-tollefson-in-love-plus-whitneys-secret-marriage/">husband</a> isn&#8217;t watching&#8230; well, ex-husband now.  Poor <strong>Cochran</strong> is stuck having so share a bamboo bunk with the frisky couple.  Yikes.</p>
<p>Watching these extra scenes also brings to light a lot of <strong>Cochran </strong>bullying which seems worse than what was shown on the regular episodes.  Cochran, however, doesn&#8217;t let his tribe mates&#8217; (mainly <strong>Ozzy&#8217;s</strong>) poor behavior deter him from establishing himself as someone who plans to strategically make and break alliances throughout the course of the game.  He even predicts his back-and-forth loyalty long before the merge.</p>
<p>Five-and-oh <strong>Christine</strong> loses to <strong>Ozzy</strong> in a Redemption Duel after he sacrifices himself in what is proclaimed to be the most <del>dramatic rose ceremony ever</del> crazy <strong>Survivor</strong> strategy ever.  Once the tribes merge, <strong>Coach</strong> is dumbfounded to learn how lacking his veteran counterpart is in actual survivor skills&#8230; other than fishing.  He&#8217;s disgusted to see how pathetic Savaii living was before the merge.  After watching the Savaii sleeping in and (Ozzy&#8217;s twitching is priceless), Coach sees the opportunity to woo an isolated <strong>Cochran</strong> to the former Upolu.  After comparing each Te Tuna tribe member to mythology, he knights Cochran as Hercules, the most dangerous and cunning player in the game.  Coach dubs himself Zues, with Cochran claiming to be one of his children.  Clearly Cochran is drinking the Kool-Aid, but at least he remembers enough from high school to remember that Zues ate his children.</p>
<p><strong>Ozzy</strong> makes a potentially fatal flaw by not wanting to share the fish he&#8217;s caught with &#8220;the enemy.&#8221;  He&#8217;s not on board for feeding the competition, but <strong>Dawn</strong> convinces him otherwise.  He&#8217;s not making any friends with the former Upolu which could be an issue later in the game.  I mean, he is currently on Redemption Island.  He and <strong>Coach</strong> have a conversation where both claim to be the other&#8217;s ally while lying to each other&#8217;s face.  Yeah, they both totally bought the other&#8217;s line of B.S&#8230; NOT!</p>
<p><strong>Cochran&#8217;s</strong> loyalty shift changes the game and he&#8217;s described as &#8220;signing the death warrant&#8221; for his former tribe.  Upolu is far from stable though, as <strong>BHCP</strong> continues to prove his instability could be a liability.  Te Tuna decides, at Brandon&#8217;s suggestion, to kill one of the tribe chickens and he promptly takes one out to slaughter only to lose the runaway fowl into the jungle.  <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> wonders how hard it is to kill a chicken&#8230; you just need to spin it around by its neck or bite off it&#8217;s head &#8212; if you&#8217;re trying to look cool.  BCHP immediately goes for the second and final (main egg laying) bird, and the Te Tuna are watching aghast, as having zero chickens doesn&#8217;t seem like the most stellar or thought-out idea.  Brandon is coming unhinged.  Additionally,<strong> Albert</strong> is all about shaking up the game, but <strong>Sophie</strong> is trying to slow him down.</p>
<p>Next time, when the show resumes tensions are running high.  Edna fears that she can&#8217;t trust Coach and Cochran solidifies and even stronger bond with <del>Benjamin</del> Coach.</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS FILLER EPISODE?  DID IT SHINE ANY LIGHT ON THE SURVIVOR HAPPENINGS THUS FAR?  WITH ALL THE NON-COCHRAN SAVAII ON REDEMPTION ISLAND, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE NEXT TO GO. </strong></p>
<p><strong>HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOURS!  BEST WISHES FOR A SAFE AND WONDERFUL HOLIDAY!</strong> <img src='http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: So Long Savaii!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On last night&#8217;s Survivor, the cavemen Savaii trifecta find themselves on Redemption Island, Coach continues to preach (literally) about the importance of unity and loyalty (in a game that can have only one winner) and the former Upolu continues to]]></description>
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On last night&#8217;s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a>, the cavemen Savaii trifecta find themselves on Redemption Island, <strong>Coach</strong> continues to preach (literally) about the importance of unity and loyalty (in a game that can have only one winner) and the former Upolu continues to drink the Kool-Aid while the Savaii are picked off one by one.</p>
<p><strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> joins <strong>Keith</strong> and <strong>Ozzy</strong> on Redemption and Ozzy refrains from telling him &#8220;I told you so&#8221; after hearing about the Upolu&#8217;s latest bakery fix while the three remaining Savaii tried to save themselves.  Back at camp, <strong>Coach</strong> reminds his congregation that they are a family who has just voted out the most dangerous outcast.  Really?  MJ is dangerous?  Crass, sure.  Immature, definitely.  But dangerous?  Please.  In his interview Coach stresses how important it is to make everyone feel comfortable so they won&#8217;t be ready for an upset. I wonder if that&#8217;s what Jesus did&#8230;NOT.</p>
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<p><strong>Cochran</strong> is <del>grasping at straws</del> learning tai chi from the revered <strong>Coach</strong>.  He is trying to secure his spot.  Coach worries that <strong>Albert</strong> is showing signs of dissent and he promises to make sure that Cochran is safe.  It causes the little guy to worry about his status in &#8220;the family.&#8221;</p>
<p>Everyone is present at the Redemption Island duel.  The challenge is to balance two rather bulky poles between the top of each man&#8217;s wrists and a two-by-four far above his head.  <strong>Keith, MJ</strong> and <strong>Ozzy</strong> are competing to stay on Redemption Island, with the other two becoming the first members of the jury.  <strong>Jeff </strong>polls the crowd and<strong> Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants</strong> is rooting for Jim.  Not surprisingly, <strong>Whitney</strong> is pulling for her boy Keith.  No one seems to care about Ozzy.  Marijuana Jim is quickly out of the running (hello, jury!), but it&#8217;s a tight battle between the remaining two before Keith lets a pole fall.  Clearly Ozzy doesn&#8217;t need the support of the tribe&#8230; but he seems to have secured the support of the two inaugural jury members.  Whitney cries as Keith burns his bandana.  That is <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/2011/11/16/survivors-whitney-duncan-and-keith-tollefson-in-love-plus-whitneys-secret-marriage/">true love</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Ozzy </strong>is treating Redemption Island like his own personal five-star seafood restaurant and jungle playground.  He&#8217;s happy, fed and doesn&#8217;t have to deal with the more annoying members of Te Tuna.  He&#8217;s drama free and a good fisherman&#8230; looks like Redemption Island is his resort while the group at the beach is suffering like a bunch of middle schoolers at summer camp.  <strong>Dawn</strong> admits to <strong>Cochran</strong> that she wishes she had outed him to their Savaii tribe, and because she didn&#8217;t, she expects his loyalty in return.  Cochran promises her he will keep his word, but Cochran&#8217;s word is about as stable as my bank account.</p>
<p>The immunity challenge consists of balancing a bowl of rice on the player&#8217;s head, racing over a see-saw and depositing the rice in a basket.  If the contestant touches the bowl, or if it falls off, the person must return to the starting line.  The first person to fill his or her basket wins.  Many players must return to the starting gate, but <strong>Dawn</strong> immediately finds her groove.  People are dropping rice left and right.  Dawn is the one to beat, followed by <strong>Sophie</strong> and <strong>BHCP</strong>.  Sophie makes the risky decision to take nearly twice as much rice as any competitors and it pays off &#8212; she wins immunity.</p>
<p><strong>Jeff</strong> promises a twist at the evening&#8217;s tribal council and <strong>Dawn</strong> is hoping it will be enough to keep her and fellow outcast <strong>Whitney</strong> in the game.  Back at camp, <strong>Cochran</strong> approaches <strong>Coach</strong> about getting rid of Dawn or Whitney.  Coach feels that Dawn is a true threat that could win if she sticks around.  I am guessing that Cochran has already forgotten about his earlier conversation with Dawn.  Dawn is convinced she&#8217;s next on the chopping block, consequently Whitney and her decide to try to infiltrate and change the Upolu alliance.  Cochran&#8217;s a lost cause, and <strong>Brandon&#8217;s</strong> a loose cannon, so those two are out of the ladies&#8217; running.  Coach is clearly the puppet master with <strong>Edna</strong> attached to his hip, and, as Whitney so eloquently puts it &#8211; <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> isn&#8217;t even playing the game.  I hadn&#8217;t noticed till now but he really isn&#8217;t.  I feel like I&#8217;ve maybe typed his name five times the entire season.  Maybe that quiet man is on to something strategy-wise.  He&#8217;s very under the radar.</p>
<p>The women decide to approach <strong>Albert</strong>, but <strong>Cochran&#8217;s</strong> right there with him.  Doesn&#8217;t anyone remember that he&#8217;s a practiced double agent?  Albert&#8217;s sights are set on voting off <strong>Edna</strong>.  Coach and<strong> BHCP </strong>point out to Cochran that Albert has violated the &#8220;don&#8217;t get friendly with the Savaii ladies&#8221; rule.  Albert manages to get into Cochran&#8217;s head that he&#8217;s the first one off once the &#8220;family&#8221; rids Te Tuna of the former non-Cochran Savaii.  Cochran is livid that the Upolu tribe, who he shifted his entire allegiance for, would consider Edna more valuable than him.  Perhaps it&#8217;s time he switches again.</p>
<p><strong>Albert</strong> and <strong>Cochran</strong> approach Albert&#8217;s (maybe) lackey <strong>Sophie</strong>, who has no worries tonight thanks to winning immunity.  While Sophie thinks Albert is showing his true colors, she thinks that maybe their true colors are very similar.  However, she is wary about turning against the father, I mean Benjamin, er <strong>Coach</strong>.  <del>Benjamin</del> Coach is not blind to all this sneakiness and is prepared to cut ties with those disloyal.  The violins are playing, and Albert may find a horse head in his hammock if he&#8217;s not careful.</p>
<p>At tribal council, the topic is <strong>Cochran</strong> being at the bottom of the Upolu alliance.  <strong>Jeff </strong>thinks that now is the time to make a big move, but will it actually happen?  For the fifth or sixth time in the episode, <strong>Coach</strong> once again reiterates that he isn&#8217;t &#8220;running the tribe.&#8221;  <strong>Albert</strong> states he believes Coach isn&#8217;t necessarily the leader but more of a figurehead.  Non-leader Coach seems to take a bit of an issue with that statement.  A pan of the jury (aka <strong>Keith</strong> and <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong>) reveals that MJ has shaved off his beard.  I&#8217;m guessing if you know you aren&#8217;t going to win the cool mil, a nice bed and shower is the place to be.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a tight race between <strong>Edna</strong> and <strong>Dawn</strong>, with Dawn joining <strong>Ozzy</strong> at Redemption Island.  I haven&#8217;t seen the actual vote yet, but I&#8217;m guessing Cochran didn&#8217;t make the big move he was preaching about earlier.  <strong>Jeff&#8217;s</strong> twist is that there will be an immediate immunity challenge among the remaining castaways, followed by another elimination.  The Te Tuna must use an &#8220;answer cube&#8221; (a fancy die, really) to answer survival questions.  If a player answers a question incorrectly, he or she is out of the game.  Quickly, it becomes a game of wits between <strong>Sophie, Coach</strong> and <strong>Whitney</strong>.  Whitney and Sophie end up head-to-head in the trivia competition, but Sophie ends up prevailing on a clam question.</p>
<p><strong>Sophie</strong> wins immunity for the second time in the episode and former Upolu make good on their plan to vote out all the non-<strong>Cochran</strong> Savaii.  Does he not assume he&#8217;s going to be next at this point?  <strong>Whitney</strong> goes to meet her former Savaii friends, <strong>Dawn</strong> and <strong>Ozzy</strong>, at Redemption Island. I will say the reunion among the three cast-off Savaii seems way more &#8220;united and loyal&#8221; than any Upolu gathering&#8230; and these three know that only one will make it through to the next step of the game.</p>
<p>Next week, the Upolu tribe turns on <strong>Crazy Pants</strong> and <strong>Coach</strong> wants the tribe to start calling him Zeus.  Um, EXCUSE ME?</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT&#8217;S EPISODE?  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE FORMER UPOLU&#8217;S STRATEGY?  WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE NEXT PLAYER SENT TO REDEMPTION ISLAND?  AND ZEUS?  REALLY???</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you were too busy watching Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants&#8217; outbursts at tribal council, you probably noticed a few of the castaways from this season&#8217;s Survivor getting a tad friendly with one another. I&#8217;m sure it gets lonely in the]]></description>
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<p>Unless you were too busy watching <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/russell-hantz-nephew/"><strong>Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants&#8217;</strong></a> outbursts at tribal council, you probably noticed a few of the castaways from this season&#8217;s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a> getting a tad friendly with one another.  I&#8217;m sure it gets lonely in the jungle.  Two members of Savaii&#8217;s former Team Pretty, <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/whitney-duncan/"><strong>Whitney Duncan</strong></a>, 27,  and <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/tag/keith-tollefson/"><strong>Keith Tollefson</strong></a>, 26, had a total spark for each other during their time in the South Pacific.  And why shouldn&#8217;t they?  They&#8217;re both young, fun, good-looking, <del>and single</del>.  Wait, is one of them married?</p>
<p><strong>Keith</strong> is the laid-back water treatment technician from San Diego, while country crooner <strong>Whitney</strong> hails from Tennessee and made it to the top five of the <strong>Nashville Star</strong> singing competition.  Both came to <strong>Survivor</strong> single and ready to mingle, according to their bios, and the pair was quickly joined at the hip.  However, one additional player has come out of the woodwork&#8230; Whitney&#8217;s husband, <strong>Donny Fallgatter</strong>.</p>
<p>While the story of <strong>Whitney</strong> and <strong>Donny&#8217;s</strong> relationship is different than most, the couple was definitely married when she appeared on the show.  They married on August 10, 2010 after two months of dating.  However, they never shared this information with family and friends <del>or <strong>Survivor</strong> producers</del>.  Whitney would often travel with fellow musician Donny&#8217;s band, and in May of this year, before Whitney left to film <strong>Survivor</strong>, the pair announced their engagement.  Um&#8230;</p>
<p>A source tells <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20544013,00.html" target="_blank">People.com</a>, &#8220;They were good together, and they looked good together.  They both fell hard.&#8221;  The insider continues, &#8220;<strong>Donny</strong> was totally faithful while she was gone.  He even went to help out at her parents&#8217; house in West Tennessee a  couple times.&#8221;</p>
<p>After filming of <strong>Survivor</strong> concluded, but before the castaways were sent home, <strong>Whitney</strong> called her husband, who later admitted to a friend that things sounded a bit off.  The source says, &#8220;He said she sounded weird, like something was up, and not like she was looking forward to seeing him.&#8221;  Indeed, in a later phone call, Whitney admitted that she had fallen hard for her tribe mate, <strong>Keith</strong>.  The friend recalls, &#8220;<strong>Donny</strong> sent me a text that said, &#8216;Whitney got into a <strong>Survivor</strong> relationship.&#8217;  I called him and he was really upset so I went over to  his place.&#8221;</p>
<p>At that point <strong>Donny</strong> revealed the couple&#8217;s secret to the source.  &#8220;That&#8217;s when he told me that she wasn&#8217;t his  fiancé, but his wife, that they had gotten married the summer before. I  was totally shocked.&#8221;  While the new Survivor sweeties have been spotted around Nashville, Donny reportedly went home to North Dakota so that <strong>Whitney</strong> could move out of his home.</p>
<p>Not surprisingly, <strong>Whitney</strong> and <strong>Donny</strong> have filed for <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20545518,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">divorce</a>, which was heard and granted last week on November 8th.  As soon as the judge who heard their petition signs the paperwork, the divorce will be final leaving Whitney free to pursue other endeavors&#8230;wink, wink.</p>
<p>Not to be one-upped by <strong>Donny&#8217;s</strong> People.com source, a <strong>Whitney</strong> insider has been talking to <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/survivors-whitney-duncans-didnt-have-an-affair-with-keith-tollefson-20111411" target="_blank">UsWeekly</a>, stating that no infidelity occurred.  &#8220;Whitney and <strong>Keith</strong> did not expect to fall in love on the show but they did.  She is divorced and never lied to her ex about falling for Keith. She told him the day she returned from <strong>Survivor</strong>,&#8221; asserts the source.</p>
<p>The insider continues, &#8220;<strong>Whitney</strong> and her family have had a very trying year.&#8221;  The source is of course referring to the tragic kidnapping of Whitney&#8217;s twenty-year-old cousin <strong>Holly Bobo</strong>, adding, &#8220;I think learning about her cousin being abducted the same day she found out she would be on <strong>Survivor</strong> gave her a new perspective on life and love and made her realize that life is too short to be unhappy.&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHITNEY&#8217;S SECRET MARRIAGE?  DO YOU THINK HER SURVIVOR LOVE WITH KEITH WILL <del>OUTPLAY OUTWIT OUT</del>LAST?</strong></p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: Cuckoo for Coconuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On last night&#8217;s episode of Survivor, the two tribes try to live as one, while Cochran faces backlash for turning on one of his own. The Upolu gets a sweet treat and the Savaii continues to be picked off one-by-one.]]></description>
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On last night&#8217;s episode of <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a>, the two tribes try to live as one, while Cochran faces backlash for turning on one of his own.  The Upolu gets a sweet treat and the Savaii continues to be picked off one-by-one.</p>
<p>Back at camp, <strong>Ozzy</strong> approaches <strong>Cochran</strong> about his &#8220;strategy.&#8221;  Ozzy wants to understand his decision, and of course, <strong>Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants</strong>, or should I say Cochran&#8217;s new body guard, comes by to make sure his new friend isn&#8217;t being intimidated by big, bad Ozzy.  Cochran assures BHCP that all is fine and <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> pops by to tell his former ally that he&#8217;s a poor excuse for a man and he doesn&#8217;t ever want to talk to Cochran again.  Mature.  Cochran stresses his decision to vote off <strong>Keith</strong> wasn&#8217;t personal &#8212; it&#8217;s just about self &#8212; preservation.  Ozzy reminds him that he went to Redemption Island FOR Cochran.  Whitney also asks <strong>Cochran</strong> to remember the three different times she and Keith saved him from being on the chopping block.</p>
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<p>The former Upolu members embrace the little guy and they tell him not to feel guilty for his vote.  <strong>Cochran</strong> says he can understand his Savaii teammate&#8217;s anger, but I don&#8217;t think he was expecting it to be that severe.  <strong>MJ</strong> looks a tad scary with the night vision filming, his temper seems to be getting the best of him.</p>
<p><strong><del>Benjamin</del> Coach</strong> celebrates the first Te Tuna vote with some ocean-side Tai Chi and prayer.  <strong>Ozzy</strong> believes that he has no strategy left other than to win.  At the challenge, each individual must toss coconuts into a ring&#8230; like ski-ball at Showbiz pizza.  The first four to get a coconut into their ring advance to the next round.  <strong>MJ, Whitney, Dawn</strong> and <strong>Sophie</strong> make the cut and must begin cracking coconuts.  Each player must fill his or her mouth with coconut water, navigate through an obstacle course and spit the water into a tube on the other side of the course.  They repeat this ridiculousness until the winner fills their tube up to the designated amount.  Sophie seems to be the one to beat with MJ not too far behind.  Whitney and Dawn aren&#8217;t even in the game it seems.</p>
<p><strong>Sophie</strong> is so close to filling her tube, but ends up spitting up a mouthful on the obstacle course.  <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> wins immunity!  He knows he is safe from going to Redemption Island.  Back at camp, <strong>BHCP</strong> is trying to convince <strong>Cochran</strong> to vote for <strong>Ozzy</strong>.  It&#8217;s not a hard sell.  <strong>Coach</strong> and the other career player have a heart-to-heart.  Coach appreciates Ozzy&#8217;s humility and desperation.  It&#8217;s cute, but not cute enough to keep him from voting off Ozzy.  Ozzy is prepared to go back to Redemption Island and Coach is convinced that if he does, he&#8217;ll win his way back into the game.</p>
<p><strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> has a pretty stellar plan.  He plans to give the immunity necklace to <strong>Ozzy</strong> at tribal council.  When the former Upolu can no longer vote off they guy they planned, they won&#8217;t have a chance to discuss who to vote for instead.  At tribal council, MJ admits he was childish in what he said to <strong>Cochran</strong>.  Cochran gives a speech defending his decision not to have his fate chosen by a rock.  However, he&#8217;s one-upped by MJ&#8217;s monologue which basically outlines all the ways in which the Savaii kept Cochran around and made sacrifices for him while buttering up the former Upolu by praising their unity and integrity.  <strong>BHCP</strong> isn&#8217;t buying it.  He thinks the Savaii are bullies.</p>
<p><strong>MJ</strong> speaks passionately about voting <strong>Cochran</strong> out to make a statement for future Survivor players.  Jim mentions he considered giving the immunity necklace to <strong>Ozzy</strong>. All of the Upolu start to sweat.  <strong>Coach</strong> thinks that voting off Cochran would send the message that people can&#8217;t stick up for themselves in the game without being punished for it and that doesn&#8217;t sit well with him.  Ozzy&#8217;s cockiness returns and he promises to be the strongest contender the Upolu has ever seen if he&#8217;s sent to Redemption.  Wait, WHAT?  MJ pulls a Cochran and decides to keep the necklace for himself.  Have fun on Redemption Island, Ozzy!  Double WHAT?  <strong>Whitney</strong> and <strong>Dawn</strong> both voted for Ozzy!</p>
<p>On Redemption Island, <strong>Ozzy</strong> and <strong>Keith</strong> are chowing down on some pretty tasty looking fish, but the Te Tuna has yet another immunity challenge.  They must stand on an inclined beam while balancing a ball on a rounded piece of wood.  If they drop the ball (heh heh) or fall off the beam, they&#8217;re out of the running for immunity.  <strong>Jeff Probst</strong> adds quite a twist.  If there is anyone who feels safe enough from being voted off that they want to sit out the challenge, there are baked goods galore for them to snack on while watching their tribe mates struggle for immunity.  <strong>Dawn, MJ</strong>, and <strong>Whitney</strong> are the only ones who must compete, while the former Upolu (and <strong>Cochran</strong>) stuff their faces.  Jim is the first to go.  Dawn does some schmoozing with the cake walkers and gains praise from <strong>Coach</strong> and <strong>Brandon</strong>.  The ladies must move farther down the incline making it harder to stay balanced.  Dawn is struggling, and Whitney wins immunity.</p>
<p><strong>Albert </strong>doesn&#8217;t like how buddy-buddy his tribe mates were with <strong>Dawn</strong> during the challenge.  He plans to do something about it as soon as he can.  Back at camp <strong>Cochran</strong> is entertaining his new pals, and <strong>MJ</strong> knows he needs to make some Upolu friends because Cochran isn&#8217;t going anywhere.  He approaches Albert and <strong>Sophie</strong> about voting off <strong>Edna</strong>.  Albert is impressed with the creativity of Marijuana Jim&#8217;s plan, but he has something even better up his sleeve.  Albert is very wary of Dawn &#8212; he thinks she is more of a threat than she appears.  After approaching his tribe members with his plan, Albert has <strong>Coach</strong> carefully considering Dawn&#8217;s demise.</p>
<p>At tribal council, Dawn says it was hard for her to watch the Upolu eat during the challenge.  <strong>BHCP</strong> goes off on her, saying that she&#8217;s contradicting herself because during the game she said she wanted to balance longer so they had more time to eat their goodies.  He is one loose cannon.  Dawn is blindsided&#8230; she simply meant she was hungry too so it was hard watching the others eat.  <strong>Whitney</strong> breaks down, saying she and her remaining tribe members have been portrayed as villains and bullies.</p>
<p><strong>Crazy Pants</strong> needs to get the last word; Whatever he was trying to say was lost on me though.  He hates seeing <strong>Whitney</strong> cry, boo-ya, nonsense.  Let&#8217;s just vote already!  No surprise, <strong>Jim</strong> is sent packing to join his Savaii buds on Redemption Island.  I feel badly for <strong>Dawn</strong> and Whitney for having to spend the evening with ol&#8217; BHCP.</p>
<p>Next week, <strong>Albert</strong> wants to align with the Savaii ladies and <strong>Coach</strong> is on to his plan to go against Upolu.  Meanwhile, <strong>Ozzy</strong> is training on Redemption Island in hopes of winning his way back into the game.</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT&#8217;S EPISODE?  WILL OZZY WIN HIS WAY BACK INTO THE GAME OR WILL KEITH OR MJ BE THE STRONGER REDEMPTION ISLAND PLAYER?  THOUGHTS ON BRANDON&#8217;S TIRADE AT TRIBAL COUNCIL? </strong></p>
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		<title>Survivor Recap: Paging Mr. Arnold&#8230;Mr. Benedict Arnold!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 17:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night’s Survivor was a show of solidarity…for a hot minute. The merge occurs between the two tribes just as predicted. Savaii’s plan works in that Ozzy beats off the unbeatable Christine, but that is about as far as it]]></description>
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<p>Last night’s <a href="http://www.realitytea.com/category/survivor/"><strong>Survivor</strong></a> was a show of solidarity…for a hot minute.   The merge occurs between the two tribes just as predicted.  Savaii’s plan works in that <strong>Ozzy</strong> beats off the unbeatable Christine, but that is about as far as it goes…his overacting doesn’t fool the Upolu for a split second, and Savaii’s double agent may be way too good at his job.</p>
<p>After the <del>dumbest</del> riskiest move in the history of the show, the folks at Savaii aren’t too keen on their recent decision.  <strong>Cochran</strong> tries to say that he would have been willing to go to Redemption Island had <strong>Ozzy</strong> not stepped in with his grand plan.  <strong>Keith</strong> pointedly says that he himself could never let someone else fight his battles.  Someone asks Cochran if he’s comfortable being a double agent.  He reveals in his interview that he can certainly pretend to like the Upolu as he’s been pretending to like his tribe since they arrived.  Is someone a sore sport because his fellow castaways are missing Ozzy?</p>
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<p>On Redemption Island, <strong>Ozzy</strong> wakes up <strong>Christine</strong> to tell her the great Savaii fable.  I have to hand it to him…he’s a pretty good actor.  Ozzy wants to accomplish a few goals: a) feed Christine his story (check!); b) make her believe it (check!); c) beat her in the duel (um, you lost me there…).  He thinks sacrificing himself to go to Redemption Island is either the stupidest or the ballsiest thing he’s ever done.  Who’s voting for the former?</p>
<p>In a new twist, all members of both tribes arrive to witness the duel.  <strong>Ozzy</strong> may be overacting just a tad in his rant against <strong>Cochran</strong> and the evil Savaii.  Both <strong><del>Benjamin</del> Coach</strong> and <strong>Albert</strong> aren’t buying it.  At. All.  In the duel, both participants are locked behind a gate.  They must build a long pole to try to get some keys off a faraway stump.  Once the keys are retrieved, the castaway must get three different keys to unlock their gate.  The first one to free him or herself wins.</p>
<p>The winner isn’t just safe&#8211;whoever finishes first returns to the game.  Right off the bat, the duelers&#8217; strategies are very different.  <strong>Ozzy</strong> has his three keys before <strong>Christine</strong> can even get her first.  I hate to see Christine lose after such a run at the duels, but I am glad Savaii didn’t totally hang themselves.  <strong>Jeff</strong> has one more announcement after saying farewell to Christine:  it is time to merge.</p>
<p>Right off the bat, over a shared meal, <strong>Cochran</strong> aligns with <strong>Coach </strong>and whines about how he has been ostracized by his tribe mates.  Coach is quick to tell him that Upolu is voting six strong, and they think Savaii is trying to play them by making up a story, taking a risk by sending <strong>Ozzy</strong> to Redemption Island, and then setting Cochran up as the snitch.  Ding, ding, ding!  But then Coach starts empathizing about what it’s like to be an outcast, trying to sway Cochran legitimately to Upolu.  It’s like a Jedi mind trick!</p>
<p>I’m hoping <strong>Cochran</strong> won’t bite, but he totally jumps ship.  <strong>Sophie</strong> jokes that <strong>Ozzy</strong> was a horrible actor, and <strong>Brandon Hantz Crazy Pants</strong> is able to get Cochran to tell him he’s actually acting as a double agent.  Oh, Cochran.  I will say he keeps his word and returns the immunity idol to Ozzy, but I am still disappointed in the little guy.  However, admittedly, I am a horrible strategist.</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> and <strong>Dawn</strong> go to retrieve the tree-mail, and she admits that she doesn’t have much loyalty to Savaii.  She thinks the Upolu are much kinder.  Dawn gets emotional because she feels she should have stood up for Cochran sooner and had his back when other Savaii members were treating him poorly.  Dawn would rather play with heart than step on people for the ultimate prize.</p>
<p>For the immunity challenge, each person must balance on a perch while holding a coconut on a double rope contraption.  As time goes on, more rope will be added, making it harder to hold the coconut.  If a coconut drops or a player loses their balance, they are out of the game.  The last man and woman standing win immunity.  <strong>Edna</strong> is quickly out, followed by <strong>Cochran</strong>.  The ladies drop like flies, with <strong>Dawn</strong> gaining immunity.  <strong>Coach</strong> is next, followed by <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> and sore loser <strong>Keith</strong>.  It’s a battle of wits between <strong>BHCP, Ozzy</strong>, and <strong>Albert</strong>.  Brandon drops his coconut, and ultimately Ozzy beats out Albert for immunity.</p>
<p>The former Savaii members are trying to decide whether to vote for <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> or <strong>Sophie</strong>.  <strong>Keith</strong> questions if <strong>Cochran</strong> is on board with “going to rocks.”   If the votes are deadlocked, at the agreement of the castaways (i.e., if no one is willing to change their vote), the game basically becomes one of chance, with Jeff pulling rocks with the tribe members name on them out of a bag to see who is going home.  Cochran gets a little snippy that Keith keeps questioning his loyalty….</p>
<p>…And he quickly runs to <strong>Sophie</strong> to tell her that after much discussion, his “friends” have chosen to vote for <strong>Rancher Rick</strong> instead of her.  He also relays that the plan is to play the immunity idol for <strong>Whitney</strong>, as Savaii assumes she will garner Upolu’s vote.  Cochran claims he has too much respect for the game to have a rock determine his fate.  He’s playing both sides now.  Surprisingly, he’s playing it the same way he did with his old tribe, begging the former Upolu not to vote him off at tribal council.</p>
<p><strong>Cochran</strong> admits to <strong>Dawn</strong> that he will flip his second vote, and Dawn questions his quick decision to waffle on his tribe mates.  She has decided to remain loyal to Savaii, but regardless, she will not rat him out to the others.  She asks Cochran to think about whether Upolu would be so quick to befriend him had their members gained immunity.</p>
<p>At tribal council, <strong>Jeff </strong>discusses how cohesive both tribes seem.  He has never seen two such unified groups come together in the merge&#8211;usually someone is ready to flip.  <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> can’t fathom one of the Savaii being a traitor, and the camera cuts to an extremely smug looking <strong>Coach</strong>, followed by a very nervous looking <strong>Cochran</strong>.</p>
<p>Upolu members reveal that both Savaii’s “charade” and <strong>Ozzy’s</strong> over-acting during the Redemption duel were pathetic and transparent.  Ozzy counters that, yes, Savaii did try to make up a story, they do have the idol, and they plan to use it as a team.  He’s tired of the back and forth, and wants to start the voting.</p>
<p>Before <strong>Jeff</strong> tallies the votes, <strong>Ozzy</strong> plays the idol on behalf of <strong>Whitney</strong>.  And what do you know?  Jeff starts reading out votes for <strong>Keith</strong>, one after another.  Curses, <strong>Cochran</strong>.  Six votes for Keith, six votes for <strong>Rancher Rick</strong>.  Keith and Rick are out of the second vote, and if anyone was going to swing their vote, now is the time.  And someone does.</p>
<p><strong>Keith</strong> is voted off with six votes to <strong>Rancher Rick’s</strong> four.  <strong>Marijuana Jim</strong> appears baffled, <strong>Coach</strong> beams with pride at his little <del>puppet</del> protégé, and <strong>Ozzy</strong> has only a look of utter disappointment for a certain Harvard law student.  MJ calls <strong>Cochran</strong> a coward, and <strong>BHCP</strong> tells him not to talk to people like that&#8211;perhaps that is why this whole situation happened.  I agree with the fact that Cochran hasn’t been treated all that great by his tribe, and I realize his insecurity is probably heightened by that…mine surely would be.  However, I am not sure it’s about finding a group to treat him well, as much as it is about saving himself.</p>
<p>Next week, if Cochran thought he was ostracized by Savaii before, he hasn’t seen anything yet.  But that’s okay, as he has his Upolu pals…until Albert and Sophie contemplate getting rid of him.</p>
<p><strong>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE EPISODE?  SHOULD COCHRAN HAVE FLIPPED ON THE SAVAII?  WHO DID YOU WANT TO SEE VOTED OFF LAST NIGHT?</strong></p>
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