A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”
Lisa Vanderpump and 4,000 of her closest friends (including Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsco-star Kyle Richards) took over West Hollywood Park yesterday for World Dog Day, to help bring awareness to the Stop Yulin Forever movement and Lisa’s desire to “clear the shelters” and find homes for all dogs.
It’s like you took the penicillin, you thought the infection was clearing up just fine, and wham! It comes creeping right back. Thus the cycle of Vanderpump Rules starlets continues: from lovers, to exes, to icky BMW hookups, and finally (the last stop on any VPR tour) white hot rage and remorse!
Caught partying with Scheana Marie at Foxwoods Resort in CT over the weekend, Kristen Doute decided to direct her rage at one-time-boyfriend James Kennedy. When asked if she’d seen James lately, Kristen snarked, “James and I don’t exist ever. Actually that’s the first I have said that name in a really long time. Like who?” finally adding, “No. He can die in hell.” Well…alrighty then!
Vanderpump Rules stars Lala Kent and James Kennedy are likely coming back for another season of the show – they brought a much needed shakeup and an extra punch of 20-something drama. The two sat down (well James bounced around the studio…) with Nik Richie for his NRP podcast this week and they had all sorts of gems to share on their ‘untalented’ co-stars. Lala admits that she has a girl lined up for Tom Schwartz for “when” he dumps Katie Maloney, also thinks someone needs to toss Stassi’s thirsty ass some Aquafina and so, so much more!
Nik starts right off by sharing that he doesn’t like how Jax Taylor and the others are downplaying what Lala and James bring to the show. Lala says, “I think they’re worried. If we weren’t on screen, we were in their mouth, so they kept us pretty relevant.”
Lisa and Ken Todd’s beloved daughter Pandora Vanderpump-Todd-Sabo just celebrated her thirtieth birthday, so Lisa had to do something to celebrate the milestone occasion. But what can Lisa get her daughter that would really blow her away? Lisa and Ken have been taking nice care of Pandora her whole life and on top of that, it is clear that Pandora is a very hard worker and can provide for herself pretty well, so it would take something pretty thoughtful to really make an impact.
The women were complaining about Lisa Vanderpump’s inability to open up and share her feelings an awful lot during the most recent season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Well, maybe Lisa was just looking for a more receptive audience before she could feel comfortable sharing her emotions.
And there is no more receptive audience than Lisa’s beloved children Pandora Vanderpump and Max Todd. Most moms let their kids do all the praising for Mother’s Day, but LVP is not like most other mothers. She likes to do things her own way. The RHOBH star took time to reflect on raising her son and daughter in an open letter that appeared in Time.
This is the exact opposite of how things go on Vanderpump Rules. For the most part, the workers at SUR adore and obey LVP. Lisa‘s employee Jax Taylor and occasional restaurant staffer Tom Schwartz came to her defense in response to the RHOBHdrama.
Good news – maybe?! – the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has already been renewed. Bad news – the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast won’t change much for season seven. Why can’t we have nice things?
Earlier today, Bravo announced the six new and fourteen returning shows that will fill its summer and fall schedules. Obviously, RHOBH is on the list for fall. It will be a while before the cast is set in stone and revealed; however, when a fan tweeted @ Andy Cohen that Lisa Rinna, Yolanda Foster, Erika Girardi, and Eileen Davidson must go, he replied, “No way!”
Are y’all still with me? If you haven’t taken a sledgehammer to your phone/tablet/computer because of Andy‘s bad judgementTweet, look below to find out what other questionable choices goodies Bravo has in store for viewers.