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Last night on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Brody Jenner threw a tantrum which may or may not have been warranted. Kim Kardashian got her bridezilla on. Kylie Jenner became a blue haired martian/skittle/punk rock barbie. Kendall lost her eyebrows and became homesick and Kourtney Kardashian dropped a bombshell  that sent Scott Disick off into an emotional tailspin.

Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jenner enjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.

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This season of Dancing With the Stars is already making headlines and it hasn’t even started yet! The latest round of drama comes courtesy of seasoned veteran Karina Smirnoff.

Following the announcement that former competitor, Julianne Hough would be joining the judges’ table this season, most of the comments have been quite positive. But Karina is not so sure that Julianne is ready for the judges’ table.

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 It’s finale time for Game of Crowns. This season we laughed, we cried, we watched Lynne try to cry without actually manufacturing human tears. We toughed it out through talk of cuchinis and butt glue. We stuck by this crazy-train of a show like a tacky matching jumpsuit. So if (well, when) the show is not renewed for another season, we can at least say we bore witness to it all. Let us now recap what may be the final moments of lukewarm fame for Vanassa Sebastian, Lynne Diamante, Shelley Carbone, Susanna Paliotta, Leha Guilmette, and Lori-Ann Marchese.

Last week left us at the Legends of the Crown pageant at Foxwoods Resort & Casino, with the final spot for the Top 5 still open. Four spots have already been filled by Shelley, Lori-Ann, and two other non-GOC cast members. Susanna, Vanassa, and Lynne wait in the wings for the announcer to say their names. But only one name can prevail! And that name is…Van-ASS-a. Yes, she wormed her way into the Top 5. Now Susanna and Lynne can go eat the loser buffet together backstage and talk about their best-friend sleepover tonight.

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Opening today’s episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne is Lydia Schiavello in class at her Interior Design School in Melbourne. I’m already excited because I’ve realized over these past few weeks that Lydia’s footage is priceless. I can’t help but think that she could be the least intelligent of ALL the Housewives franchises, trying to pawn herself off as smart and sophisticated. It’s pure joy at this point listening to the idiotic things that pour out of her mouth.  Even Alexis Bellino knew she wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. 

It’s already terrible as Lydia basically tells the professor how do his job, how he actually admires HER, how “cute” her little classmates are and how she goes on a completely other route than what the assignments are because, well, she can. She states her design is classical, contemporary, eclectic and timeless. What the?? Those four words in one design statement are all over the friggin’ place. I’m starting feel as if she just spews out words and doesn’t even know what they mean. You know, if they are big words then I’m getting Lydia feels she sounds intelligent. This is hilarious watching her struggle to appear like she knows what the heck is going on. 

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Happy Labor Day! Also, it’s a new month, so it’s time to wish a Happy Birthday to a few of our favorite – and not so favorite – reality TV stars from Real Housewives of New YorkDance Moms, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Don’t Be Tardy, and more. See who celebrates a birthday in September:

Padma Lakshmi – Sept 1, 1970
Rachel Zoe – Sept 1, 1971
Tamra Judge – Sept 2, 1967
Camille Grammer – Sept 2, 1968
Dr. Drew Pinsky – Sept 4, 1958
Adrienne Maloof – Sept 4 1961
Hank Baskett – Sept 4, 1982
Brooke Burke – Sept 8, 1971
Aviva Drescher – September 9, 1970
Harry Connick Jr – Sept 11, 1967
Kroy Biermann – Sept 12, 1985
Michelle Duggar – Sept 13, 1966
Ryan Sutter – Sept 14, 1974
Lisa Vanderpump – Sept 15, 1960
Heidi Pratt – Sept 15, 1986
Towanda Braxton – Sept 18, 1973
Kim Richards – Sept 19, 1964
Abby Lee Miller – Sept 21, 1966
Nicole Richie – Sept 21, 1981
Maddie Ziegler – Sept 30, 2002

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In case you haven’t heard or checked your DVR’s “to do” list for this weekend, there’s no new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight.  Perhaps Bravo is scrambling to edit the rest of the season?  In any event, if you had you had your heart set on RHONJ, you can now head off to that Labor Day family BBQ instead.   For the rest of us homebodies, we can tune in and watch Kim Zolciak “rough it” in the wild with the rest of the Biermann family on a new episode of Don’t Be Tardy

Earlier this week Kim shared that she had never been camping before she went on this little adventure with Kroy that we’ll get to see tonight.  “I have never ever been camping in my life! I didn’t do it as a kid, it wasn’t something we did. It was completely foreign to me. I just can’t grasp the concept of sleeping outside with insects when I have a beautiful home with a really comfy bed!”

RHOA Puerto Rico

As always, it’s been a crazy week for reality TV news, filled with ups and downs. Phaedra Parks enjoyed Puerto Rico with her Real Housewives of Atlanta co-stars while Apollo Nida learned when his prison sentence will begin.

Also this week, Bella Hadid scored a modeling contract, the Dancing with the Stars cast rumors began, and Rino Aprea denied sleeping with his mother-in-law while Teresa kept mum. More photos, recaps, and reality TV news: 

PHOTOS

Teen Mom stars invade New York City

The cute & likable stars of reality TV

Emmys, Miss Beverly Hills, and more

Dreadful fashion choices for the VMAs

RECAPS

Victoria Gotti drops a bombshell on RHONJ

Kroy plans a camping trip on Don’t Be Tardy

Legend of the Crowns on Game of Crowns

Birthday on Real Housewives of Melbourne

Benzino gets punched on LHHATL reunion

RHOC reunion: Shannon and Heather faceoff

Fallout from the Tea Market on Atlanta Exes

Chloe shines, gets revenge on Dance Moms

Newbies crash Josh’s open house on MDLLA

REALITY NEWS

Ice Bucket Challenge fail from NeNe Leakes

Amber Marchese cannot let go of the past

Kim Kardashian to appear on 2 Broke Girls

RHOA star gets boo’d at Boyz II Men concert

Arie Luyendyk Jr disses Bachelor decision

Lizzie Rovsek opens up about her body issues

Shannon calls out Heather’s double standards

Farrah Abraham has a bad case of sour grapes

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion sparks lawsuit

Did Nicole and Teresa refuse to film for RHONJ?

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Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week! Enjoy!

Above: Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore shared, “I told you I was flexible! LOL!” 

Below you will find pics from Bethenny FrankelCourtney StoddenBrandi GlanvilleMaria Menounos, NeNe Leakes, Teresa Giudice, and more.

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